I saw a car that had the trunk decorated to appear that elf legs were hanging out of the trunk. The bottom of the "feet" was only 2 or 3 inches off the ground. If they have a message, idk what it is, but it's an interesting look.
EDIT: I saw a middle aged man with bright orange shoes and a walking stick.
My reply to some adds:
1. Software that re-writes your words: I went to a small liberal arts college and foolishly studied the Humanities. Writing is my greatest strength.
2. Slip on shoes: My goal is be fit and healthy enough that I don't want them. I want to wear good shoes that support your feet.