GDT: Los Angeles Kings at Edmonton Oilers - March 3, 2015 - 6:30 p.m. (PST)

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this is how the Kings defence use to look on most nights prior to this year:

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this is how the Kings defence looked on most nights this year:

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any questions?

Corgi is Doughty's spirit animal
 
Time for Kopitar to stop playing like Corgi **** on the road. Start being a leader dude. I mean if you wanna chance to defend your cup and have any pride.

1 EV goal, 11 points in 26 games, a minus-13 and a 5% shooting percentage ain't gunna earn you Kane/Toews money dude.

I don't care what surgical procedure you need to have to remove your head from your rectum, but I'm sure Bad Will Hunting has a great recommendation for that. :nod:
 
Time for Kopitar to stop playing like Corgi **** on the road. Start being a leader dude. I mean if you wanna chance to defend your cup and have any pride.

1 EV goal, 11 points in 26 games, a minus-13 and a 5% shooting percentage ain't gunna earn you Kane/Toews money dude.

I don't care what surgical procedure you need to have to remove your head from your rectum, but I'm sure Bad Will Hunting has a great recommendation for that. :nod:

It's called a Face Washectomy.
 
Alright, so, over/under on the number of passes to Regehr vs. shots by Kopitar. 3?

Don't forget the patented Regehr/Greene turnover to the opposing team, and the obligatory blocked point shot that shoots out of the zone and leads to an outnumbered attack.

These are the usual patterns we see from the Kings when they're playing like crap.
 
Don't forget the patented Regehr/Greene turnover to the opposing team, and the obligatory blocked point shot that shoots out of the zone and leads to an outnumbered attack.

These are the usual patterns we see from the Kings when they're playing like crap.

Dominating play rewarded with a powerplay that kills all of our momentum. Other team immediately scores.
 
Dominating play rewarded with a powerplay that kills all of our momentum. Other team immediately scores.

An offensive zone penalty committed by one of Jarret Stoll, Justin Williams, or Dustin Brown.

An extended shift where the Kings get trapped in their own zone for long periods of time due to their failure to clear the puck.

What else are we forgetting?
 
Dustin Brown completely falling down and failing to keep his guy. Bonus points for a post-goal head shake and furrowed brow.
 
Don't forget the patented Regehr/Greene turnover to the opposing team, and the obligatory blocked point shot that shoots out of the zone and leads to an outnumbered attack.

These are the usual patterns we see from the Kings when they're playing like crap.

Or like Muzzin shooting wide after a strong forecheck only to be cleared and an outnumbered attack starts the other way.
 
Muzzin or Regehr pass to the wrong team

Quick punches someone in his crease
 
Not to be negative but willing to bet we lose tonight. Don't have a good feeling about tthis game.
 
Time to get back to winning. This losing streak needs to end tonight. Kings aren't going to peel off another 10 in a row this season.

It feels like a must-win game tonight. They aren't going to get easier.
 
Time to get back to winning. This losing streak needs to end tonight. Kings aren't going to peel off another 10 in a row this season.

It feels like a must-win game tonight. They aren't going to get easier.

Calgary up 2-0 in Philly and SJ-Vancouver playing each other, this sure is a must win. If the Kings lose they would lose ground on two of those teams and possibly three.
 

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