Literally Ripped: The Jiminy Cricket McDiet™ (Personal trainers HATE him!)

[Jiminy Cricket]

I have tried it All. Low carb, Atking`s, even Reese`s Cup`s. But i never got any result`s. The Jiminy Cricket McDiet™ is the only Plan that has ever worked for me. It is based on Proven scien`Ce. Eat the fewd, Lose the weight. I have even started incorporating Crispy Cream`s into my Diet, the Jiminy Cricket McDiet™ allow`s u to do that. And u aren`t getting all the dangerous chemical`s that u get with traditional Wait loss plam`s.

EAT THE FEWD, LOSE THE WEIGHT
EAT THE FEWD, LOSE THE WEIGHT
EAT THE FEWD, LOSE THE WEIGHT
EAT THE FEWD, LOSE THE WEIGHT ​

RISPY KRISPY`S 4 LIFE RISPY KRISPY`S 4 LIFE RISPY KRISPY`S 4 LIFE RISPY KRISPY`S 4 LIFE RISPY KRISPY`S 4 LIFE RISPY KRISPY`S 4 LIFE

 

[The Crypto Guy]

STFU

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Try eating a bullet instead OP

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

A lot of jealous fat ****ing slobs in this thread. The funny thing is they don't even need to be. They could easily follow the Jiminy Cricket McDiet™ themselves and lose the weight, but they choose not to. Pigs for life. #OinkOink

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

We could brush our teeth with milkshakes!!!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

We could brush our teeth with milkshakes!!!

Instead of chewing gum. Chew bacon.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Instead of chewing gum. Chew bacon.

Eat around the banana, it’s just empty vitamins…

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

The Jiminy Cricket McDiet™ works. I weighed over 600 pounds at my peak; now I am just under 200. But I have taken it a step further and introduced surgical methods as well. I simply eat what I want, when I want, and have the fat surgically removed every 6 months or as needed. I am eating an entire pan of brownies every day. It is actually healthier to do it this way because the more you eat, the more nutrients you are taking in. Nutritionists don't want you to know this because it would put them out of business and they make tons of money selling you fake supplements. It is more profitable for them to keep you fat and unhealthy. That is why every other weight loss plan fails.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The only thing you’ve had removed is your brain.

STFU you fat tub of shit.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Tough decision for some Folk`s.

 

[John Price]

i like the new jimmy memes

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

i like the new jimmy memes

You would…

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

@John Price

Is the Chicken Big Mac part of the McDiet

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

@John Price

Is the Chicken Big Mac part of the McDiet

Yummy!!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]