Let's send some love to Mats Zuccarello(ruptured testicle)

[ORRFForever]

Ouch! That made me cringe.

 

[hotcabbagesoup]

Ouch! That made me cringe.

Sister, this is what men have to deal with.

 

[Shark Finn]

"It actually survived" is a fine way of putting it.

 

[Raistlin]

You've conflated two different injuries. He was bitten by a snake, but not on the balls. His 'ruptured testicle' injury came in the playoffs and he didn't miss a game (nor actually ruptured a testicle).

Source: I have a google news alert set up for "Sami Salo's Testicles"

But I bet if I didn't conflate the two I would've never remembered it. Makes for a better story though. "Snake venom ruptured his balls and he didn't miss a game. Annnd that's what Vikings are made of, son."

 

[Azzuri]

I love Zucc, hate to see this happen to him. Heal up our Hobbit King.

 

[HTFN]

Patrick Thoresen.

If I remember right that was the year they had the "That's how the Cup changes everything" advertisements...

 

[CashMash]

Just reading the thread title made me nauseous. Glad they both work still.