OT: Leafs Lounge #150 - The Big 1 5 0

[BertCorbeau]

Hey Kyle, do you remember PMing me the other day

I texted Schenner on Friday night while I was drunk Surprised he hasn't mentioned it here

 

[DD03]

Sounds like a party at your place

During a zombie apocalypse you need to complete an IQ Test, as well as a usefulness test. If you fail one, not a chance.

I'll make a self-sustaining country of my own and we will live off crickets!

 

[Kyle93]

Hey Kyle, do you remember PMing me the other day

Yeah why?

It's not like being drunk, you don't forget things while in that state

 

[Quarter]

During a zombie apocalypse you need to complete an IQ Test, as well as a usefulness test. If you fail one, not a chance.

I'll make a self-sustaining country of my own and we will live off crickets!

Everyone is useful as food. Remember that.

 

[Kyle93]

Everyone is useful as food. Remember that.

Human's taste like Veal apparently.

 

[Cor]

I had a plan when I lived in Angus.

I'd make it to one of the military kitchens I worked at with anyone I knew, barricade it and then live out of there. Eventually make a run to the armory on the base and grab some stuff.

The kitchens themselves are perfect. Heavy doors, tons of knives, ******** of food and different rooms that could be turned into bed rooms.

Not sure about here in London though. There is a small base here I'd probably go too and try and do the same plan.

Or I'd go to Georgia

 

[Cor]

Yeah why?

It's not like being drunk, you don't forget things while in that state

Didn't know if you were drinking as well. You seemed ****ed

 

[Quarter]

Human's taste like Veal apparently.

We look like beef jerky as well.

 

[Cor]

That's never going to happen though unless they broadcast their message through every TV, radio, cell phone, etc like they always do in every single show/movie.


Anyway, on the topic of zombies, all you need to do is survive until winter. Or make your way north depending on where you live. Max of six months.

who the aliens? If the president of the U.S.A or Russia or any other country comes out and says that they have been contacted by alien life, I would assume most other countries would follow suit.

Just schedule one of those State of the Union pressers, and then instead of Obama, have an alien there

 

[Dangles McGavin]

Ouch Dangles ... What's worse is that she actually pointed to you how bad the date was, which you showed some class and humility by acknowledging that but also missed a shot at redemption .. Could have said that you got a little star struck when you saw her and you didn't present yourself in the best fashion - following that you could have asked for a second chance at a date to try and wow her

Well I didn't give up immediately, I tried to talk about it, but it was pretty clear that she had basically shut me out at that point.

Ohhhh well. Live and learn.

 

[Quarter]

who the aliens? If the president of the U.S.A or Russia or any other country comes out and says that they have been contacted by alien life, I would assume most other countries would follow suit.

Just schedule one of those State of the Union pressers, and then instead of Obama, have an alien there

Yeah, them. But it's not like Russia releasing their UFO files prompted anyone else to follow suit... granted, they're not exactly on the same level as confirmation of contact.

 

[DD03]

who the aliens? If the president of the U.S.A or Russia or any other country comes out and says that they have been contacted by alien life, I would assume most other countries would follow suit.

Just schedule one of those State of the Union pressers, and then instead of Obama, have an alien there

No country is in constant communication with aliens. They just get told to stay the **** away because we've ruined one planet. They're not going to let us ruin another.

I had a plan when I lived in Angus.

I'd make it to one of the military kitchens I worked at with anyone I knew, barricade it and then live out of there. Eventually make a run to the armory on the base and grab some stuff.

The kitchens themselves are perfect. Heavy doors, tons of knives, ******** of food and different rooms that could be turned into bed rooms.

Not sure about here in London though. There is a small base here I'd probably go too and try and do the same plan.

Or I'd go to Georgia

I live close to a water tower, I'd go there. It sees over pretty much the whole city, and you can see every exit / entrance to the city from up there, as well as weapons and food being around..

 

[yubbers]

I'd head straight to a weapons store.

Then take what i wanted. I'd also roll around on sweet ass mountain bikes I'd Mad Max'd out

 

[Kyle93]

Heys boiys and girls and ladies and sirs and men and women and gals and mothers and daighters and son s and fathers how are you guys doing? Good thats good me too;

 

[Cor]

No country is in constant communication with aliens. They just get told to stay the **** away because we've ruined one planet. They're not going to let us ruin another.

Probably

I live close to a water tower, I'd go there. It sees over pretty much the whole city, and you can see every exit / entrance to the city from up there, as well as weapons and food being around..

Set up a base close to their and it would be a solid plan. A lookout like that would be useful

 

[Kyle93]

Probably



Set up a base close to their and it would be a solid plan. A lookout like that would be useful

ANd I could have me guarding it with my beast of a wolf I am riding it fully armed like a knight and I just ****ing beast the aliens my wolf is this giant ferocuious beast too btw and we just go ham on the aliens.

 

[Cor]

What are you talking about? We are talking Zombie Apocalypse, not an Alien invasion

Everyone would be ****ed in an alien invasion, they would destroy us

 

[DD03]

Wouldn't stand a chance...

If they know how to get to our planet / hide from us for this long.. Imagine the weaponry they'd have...

 

[yubbers]

Working retail makes me hate mankind sometimes. On days like today, I welcome the Zombies.

 

[Kyle93]

Hollly **** ahaha oops I think I meant zombie.

 

[DD03]

Working retail makes me hate mankind sometimes. On days like today, I welcome the Zombies.

It's just not just retail, man. It's basically anything where people they think you owe them your service because its your job and treat you like ****.

 

[Kyle93]

that would be crrraaaazzzzy tho if it was an alien invasion lol i wouldnt even have a plan fort thT

 

[Kyle93]

It's just not just retail, man. It's basically anything where people they think you owe them your service because its your job and treat you like ****.

Those feels

 

[Cor]

Kyle is uh "under the influence"

 

[yubbers]

Day drinkin