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Perry Mason.
Very early one, from 57 or 58. Raymond Burr isn't even morbidly obese, and he's more shouty than in later years.
Perry saves a client from a murder charge while on vacation. He drags Paul Drake and Della up from LA to join him at a lodge somewhere. Because he's an absurd workaholic, and people always drop dead whenever he's around. At least this time he gave LA DA Hamilton Burger a break for this one. Spares him one single case of getting beat like a drum.
Although if you're Hamilton Burger, at what point do you just start internally screaming the instant Perry Mason walks into a courtroom? How many years does he have to completely own you EVERY TIME before you just lose it?
"And in addition to the suspect's fingerprints on the gun, fifty nuns as eyewitnesses, footage from ten tv cameras and the suspect's own brother turning him in, he also had in his possession this series of notarized pictures of him killing the victim. That concludes our opening statement, your honour."
"Very well, Mr Burger. Defense?"
"Perry Mason for the defense, your honour."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEAR HOLY ****ING **** WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!"
It'd be so demoralizing.
Very early one, from 57 or 58. Raymond Burr isn't even morbidly obese, and he's more shouty than in later years.
Perry saves a client from a murder charge while on vacation. He drags Paul Drake and Della up from LA to join him at a lodge somewhere. Because he's an absurd workaholic, and people always drop dead whenever he's around. At least this time he gave LA DA Hamilton Burger a break for this one. Spares him one single case of getting beat like a drum.
Although if you're Hamilton Burger, at what point do you just start internally screaming the instant Perry Mason walks into a courtroom? How many years does he have to completely own you EVERY TIME before you just lose it?
"And in addition to the suspect's fingerprints on the gun, fifty nuns as eyewitnesses, footage from ten tv cameras and the suspect's own brother turning him in, he also had in his possession this series of notarized pictures of him killing the victim. That concludes our opening statement, your honour."
"Very well, Mr Burger. Defense?"
"Perry Mason for the defense, your honour."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEAR HOLY ****ING **** WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!"
It'd be so demoralizing.