Hellraiser
with 80's people, 80's special effects, and 80's hair.
Clive Barker's seminal work of horror. A guy named Frank buys a weird puzzle box thingie from a guy in Morocco, and when he opens it in his attic, flesh-ripping chains emerge to tear him apart and bring him to another dimension of torture. This is a thing he did voluntarily. Years later, his straight-laced brother Larry and his severe 80's power-suited wife Julia take up residence in the abandoned house, to be closer to Larry's work. Thing is, Julia was cheating on Larry with Frank before his inter-dimensional disemboweling, and she still obsesses over him. Which is a good thing for Frank, because he escapes from the torture dimension and needs fresh blood to regenerate himself on Earth. As one does. Julia is soon hanging out in bars and seducing balding lounge lizards to lure up to the attic of horror, but Larry's daughter by another wife who wasn't a horrible hellspawn shows up and throws a wrench into their plans. She ends up with the box which summons the Cenobites, leather-clad S&M freaks of the dark dimension who aren't too happy about Frank slipping their realm. Buckets of fake blood ensue.
My wife's a big Clive Barker fan. She's got all his books, keeps up with the various literary universes, but I'd never actually seen the movie before. It's actually not easy to find these days...but tonight she pulled out the dvd and I saw it. And it sucks. Really. Even for the time period, it sucks. It makes Highlander look like Oscar bait by comparison. No idea how it spawned like ten sequels. Blech.
Why the bloody hell does anyone want this thing? Open me and you'll be sucked into a hellscape of unending torture! Fun! Yeah, no...