I think the last film I commented on here was Wolf Man, so here's a few I've seen since (some of them should be in the horror thread, but I have basically nothing to say about them, so meh):
Heart Eyes (Ruben, 2025) - Total shit. 1/10
Captain America: Brave New World (Onah, 2025) - Never particularly liked Evans' Captain, so I really don't care that he was replaced by the winged dude, but the film was just paint by numbers superhero crap, absolutely forgettable (and I'd have a hard time remembering most of it). 3/10
Love Hurts (Eusebio, 2025) - Not as smelly as previous total shit, but total shit. Fantasy sure ain't my go-to genre, dumb fantasy is always garbage. 1/10
C'est le bouquet! (Labrune, 2002) - IMO Labrune's best film. Darroussin is impeccable in delivering these nutty dialogues. Rewatch. 8.5/10
Cause toujours! (Labrune, 2004) - Darroussin is still great here, but the female counterparts don't have Kiberlain's bored exasperation to match him. Fun film, less unique. Rewatch. 6.5/10
Kuffs (Evans, 1992) - Call it nostalgia, I went for this. Rewatch. 3/10
Braindead (Dead Alive, Jackson, 1992) - Some of its over the top batshit crazy humor misses target by a mile, but it's still - mostly - a lot of fun. I saw it in a festival here when it came out, Jackson was there, he told us they had to drill holes in the studio's floor to get the blood out, he said we should be proud as the blood was made with Canadian maple syrup. I think both anecdotes were bullshit. Rewatch. 5.5/10
The Changeling (Medak, 1980) - That's one reason to be proudly canadian. Classic stuff. 6.5/10
Mickey 17 (Bong Joon Ho, 2025) - Well... that wasn't what I expected. Wasn't that great either. 4.5/10
Night of the Living Dead (Romero, 1968) - What can I say? Rewatch. 9/10
Hell House LLC (Cognetti, 2015) - It makes good use of some of the classic tricks and manages to be somewhat efficient, but it also has one of the stupidest scenes ever, and the overuse of curse words is too a bit ridiculous. I commented on it here before, I had it at 4.5/10... I'd be tempted to drop it by half a point... Rewatch. 4/10
The Woman in the Yard (Collet-Serra, 2025) - Well, it's an interesting use of the Jungian shadow in horror (maybe a little on the nose, but at least it does something). It's not a very interesting (or efficient) film beyond that. 4/10
The Friend (McGehee) - I'm curious what the reception was for this film (not curious enough to go read reviews, but still a little curious). It's not bad, but the characters are so unpleasant, kind of cheap snobbish intellectuals - really couldn't care much about their relations or their grief. 4/10
Private Lessons (Myerson & Fargo, 1981) - Now this is a bad little film, and I mean a naughty little film. Erotic comedy that's plain pedophilic, but ya know, the kid is a 15 y/o boy, so "no biggie" (especially when you know how teenage boys were treated in Hollywood in the 80s). Not a good film by any means, but I didn't hate it. 3.5/10
Es war nicht die Nachtigall (Julia, Rothemund, 1974) - Because I watched the previous masterpiece, Tubi suggested me other Sylvia Kristel (you know, Emmanuelle) vehicles, including this (coming-of-age, again) German absurdity. Spoilers: Here Kristel is a (ready to be plucked) virgin, but her neighbor refuses to pluck her saying to anybody asking that it's too much of an important moment for a girl and he doesn't want to be responsible for her first experience, so his best friend tries to pluck her to get her going, but he gets mad and accidentally kills him. No big deal, no consequence, no investigation - our hero pouts a little in his room, tries to rape a maid, and is as good as new. He confesses to his father his hesitation towards Kristel, and daddy tells him he'll have to manage or otherwise keep on raping maids. Sure thing, being a great father he sacrifices himself to help his son and kind of rapes the girl himself (no virgin, no problem - which of course, works fine). Oh, and there's also an eccentric music composer at work with lesbians making out on his piano who loves to play tennis with his big fat belly hanging out, with close-ups on the bouncing belly. I know it all sounds very special, but it still manages to be somewhat boring. I think I kind of liked it, but I wouldn't recommend anybody sane to watch this. 3.5/10
Alice ou la dernière fugue (Chabrol, 1977) - My Tubi Sylvia Kristel marathon strangely brought me to Chabrol. I've just seen a few of Chabrol's films, mostly from the very beginning and the very end of his carreer, and never liked any of them. This one is a clear favorite, and is probably a complete UFO in his whole filmography. I'm still mostly a newbie regarding Kristel's films, but I'm absolutely certain Robbe-Grillet's Le jeu avec le feu is by very far the best film she's done. This one here sure ain't close, but I'd be surprised if it didn't round up her top-3 films (with my next entry). Using Alice in Wonderland as a misleading reference, the film starts with Alice leaving her husband in a stormy night, her car breaks down in the most improbable way and she ends up knocking at the nearest house (more of a manor). The people there are friendly and welcoming, but disappear in the morning, and Alice can't seem to be able to leave the property. It somehow manages to be both weird (with pretty efficient use of the uncanny) and very predictable. 5/10
La marge (The Margin, Borowczyk, 1976) - If you're not a big fan of Borowczyk, you'll probably hate this film. And if you are, you'll probably hate it anyway as it's pretty far from his more cherished works. It's arguably Borowczyk at his peak - he had just directed The Beast and The Story of Sin the year before (I know you might prefer Goto and Blanche, you snobs, but I said arguably, and don't ask me what's my favorite one because I don't know, but I know it's certainly not this one) - and the film is truly beautiful at times. It suffers from very poor sound work (and a very strange soundtrack, overusing popular songs), and a pretty weak narrative strategy, but overall it feels like a "mature" work from this particular artist. It's an adaptation from de Mandiargues, an autor he worked from quite a few times (and someone I never read). Once again, Borowczyk manages to film sex scenes without making an erotic movie (well, he did make an Emmanuelle film, but I haven't seen it). Sylvia Kristel plays a prostitute that might be falling for a customer who's cheating on his wife with her - the end result is very close to a moral tale, which is ironic considering the director. 5/10
I guess you shouldn't watch most of these films, but they do exist if you are curious.