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In The Fade [Aus dem Nichts] (2017) directed by Fatih Akin

In Hamburg, a woman (Diana Kruger) married to a Turkish-German man (Numan Acar) life spirals out of control when her husband and son are murdered in a nail bomb attack outside of his business. Since her husband is a ex-con who was imprisoned for drug dealing the authorities look to connect him to the crime, until it is revealed that the murder was committed by neo-Nazis. This sets off a very compelling and engaging courtroom drama which was exceptionally well acted by all parties, but especially Kruger who constantly looks on the verge of tears and rage in response to the smugness of the Nazis and their lawyer in court. If only the film ended there it would be a great drama. Instead, the film goes off the rails in the third act when the court case is finished and Kruger’s character seeks revenge. Kruger puts in her best work but its not enough to save this script, which is unfortunate because the first two acts of this film are very strong.

 

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Neon Demon.

Absolutely terrible and probably the most pretentious "horror" movie I've ever seen. Seems to be the case with all of Nicolas Winding Refn's movie though, except for Drive.

A complete waste of time. 0/10
 

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Neon Demon.

Absolutely terrible and probably the most pretentious "horror" movie I've ever seen. Seems to be the case with all of Nicolas Winding Refn's movie though, except for Drive.

A complete waste of time. 0/10

Well, I have The Neon Demon at 6/10 and can't say I loved it, but once again, I can't understand that idea of a pretentious film. What does it pretend to?
 
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In The Fade [Aus dem Nichts] (2017) directed by Fatih Akin

In Hamburg, a woman (Diana Kruger) married to a Turkish-German man (Numan Acar) life spirals out of control when her husband and son are murdered in a nail bomb attack outside of his business. Since her husband is a ex-con who was imprisoned for drug dealing the authorities look to connect him to the crime, until it is revealed that the murder was committed by neo-Nazis. This sets off a very compelling and engaging courtroom drama which was exceptionally well acted by all parties, but especially Kruger who constantly looks on the verge of tears and rage in response to the smugness of the Nazis and their lawyer in court. If only the film ended there it would be a great drama. Instead, the film goes off the rails in the third act when the court case is finished and Kruger’s character seeks revenge. Kruger puts in her best work but its not enough to save this script, which is unfortunate because the first two acts of this film are very strong.



Yeah, I got more bored as the movie progressed. It had potential to be great, but once Akin decided to make it a revenge thriller, then things become very predictable. It is just a very weak effort, to be frank.
 
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f*** that mess of a film (and also Inherent Vice), I recommend watching The Kid Detective from 2020. Much less up its own ass unlike these other two films.
Under the Silver Lake. I was wondering if anyone else had seen 'the mess'. It's an intentional mess though, kind of an anti-homage to Hollywood. I decided to go with the flow and not try to figure too much out (too much cryptic code in there). I just went to YouTube after and had some teenager explain the movie to me lol. I didn't dislike it like you did, it gets easier to accept the film for what it is (once someone explained it to me), the Director is just messing with us, à la David Lynch I believe. I am looking forward to seeing what else he does after this.

p.s. for a mess, it was probably the best 'mess' I've seen this year. it bombed with a general audience everywhere except France, they loved it there for some reason, just like Jerry Lewis. more entertaining than other messes like Inherent Vice or Holy Motors IMHO.
 
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Avenging Angelo (Burke, 2002) - The film puts the spotlight on one major modern times question: who on Earth was Stallone's agent between Copland ('97) and Rocky Balboa ('06)? Surely this guy couldn't read, or really hated his client. This 'mafia comedy' is the worst thing I've seen in a loooooong time. Only positive thing is Madeleine Stowe looking fabulous at almost 45 y/o (her character might be the smelliest piece of non-writing in this celluloid garbage). 1.5/10 (not fun)
 

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Becky (Milott & Murnion, 2020) - Props for trying to go a little overboard, and for trying to make a bad guy out of Kevin James (works really good for the first few scenes, but after that it's off). Otherwise predictable and flat. I should really keep track of the most insufferable characters I come across, Becky would rank way up. 3.5/10
 

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Has anybody here seen the movie Monos? It's a movie about a teenage Columbian rebel military group that essentially governs themselves throughout their holding of 1 female hostage. I watched it and honestly don't know what to think of it. I saw it because it had great reviews from critics and audience per websites, but it just didn't hit me or connect with me. I've heard things of a "more grown up Lord of the Flies" and "a commentary on human nature", but I don't know. Anyone, multiple opinions and reviews appreciated.
 

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La Daronne, Directed by Jean-Paul Salomé, 7.0+


After seeing Isabelle Huppert graciously awarded the no.2 spot on the NYTimes best actors list I thought I'd catch her latest project. What a wonderful actress. The English version is titled Mama Weed which is a terrible translation on the title. The film is well written, enjoyed it thoroughly. Highly recommended. (it is worth more than the 6.1 rating on IMDB in my humble opinion, but of course I'm from Ottawa and understand French so did not have to suffer through subtitles, your own mileage may vary)

Based on the novel by Hannelore Cayre, the story centers around Patience Portefeux, an underpaid, overworked French-Arabic translator in charge of phone surveillance for a narcotics police unit. When she realizes she knows the mother of one of the drug dealers, Patience decides to cover for him and gets herself more and more deeply involved in the world of drug trafficking. Soon, she is using her insider knowledge and police resources to build her own network and earns the name Mama Weed.
 

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Has anybody here seen the movie Monos? It's a movie about a teenage Columbian rebel military group that essentially governs themselves throughout their holding of 1 female hostage. I watched it and honestly don't know what to think of it. I saw it because it had great reviews from critics and audience per websites, but it just didn't hit me or connect with me. I've heard things of a "more grown up Lord of the Flies" and "a commentary on human nature", but I don't know. Anyone, multiple opinions and reviews appreciated.

I actually really wanted to watch that one, but I never got a chance. The trailer looked really good, and the reviews were great.

I will see if I can find it. I am really curious about it myself too.
 

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La Daronne, Directed by Jean-Paul Salomé, 7.0+


After seeing Isabelle Huppert graciously awarded the no.2 spot on the NYTimes best actors list I thought I'd catch her latest project. What a wonderful actress. The English version is titled Mama Weed which is a terrible translation on the title. The film is well written, enjoyed it thoroughly. Highly recommended. (it is worth more than the 6.1 rating on IMDB in my humble opinion, but of course I'm from Ottawa and understand French so did not have to suffer through subtitles, your own mileage may vary)

Based on the novel by Hannelore Cayre, the story centers around Patience Portefeux, an underpaid, overworked French-Arabic translator in charge of phone surveillance for a narcotics police unit. When she realizes she knows the mother of one of the drug dealers, Patience decides to cover for him and gets herself more and more deeply involved in the world of drug trafficking. Soon, she is using her insider knowledge and police resources to build her own network and earns the name Mama Weed.

Huppert ages like fine wine. Age does not define her, and she takes on anything, and I mean anything, but still delivers when many would have winced at the subject matters. A lot of times, she is so detached that I often wonder if she actually puts in any effort, but in the end, one cannot deny that her methods work, and she definitely elevates any movie she is in. She is one of a kind, and I cannot say she has been bad in anything, even if the movie sucks. That is at least 40 years of great work, and that consistency is something to behold.

Personally, Huppert and Binoche are my 2 favourite French actresses of all-time. I will watch anything they are in. I probably should put Adjani on the list too, but I need to be more familiar with her work. I think I have only seen one movie she was in.
 
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Honest Thief (2020) - 7/10 (Really liked it)

Tom (Liam Neeson) is a man with a very particular set of skills... bank robbing and bomb making, to be precise. After years of robbing banks, however, the thrill is gone and he decides to turn himself in and cut a deal with the Feds, but it doesn't go as planned (because, if it did, the movie would be too short). It's your typical Taken-esque thriller with a bit of The Fugitive thrown in. It's exactly what you've come to expect from Liam Neeson. It's formulaic, predictable, simplistic and tropey (is that a word?)... but I enjoyed it. It's well paced and has a few twists and some good action through the streets of Bahston. Neeson plays the same character that he's played for the last 13 years, and his acting is as wooden as ever, but a good supporting cast helps to make up for it. I particularly liked Kate Walsh's and Jeffrey Donovan's characters and acting. They bring some sentiment and humor to the film. The conclusion was satisfying and, really, my only criticisms, if you can call them that, come from it being like every other run-of-the-mill Neeson action movie. If you're tired of those, this one isn't for you. I, however, happen to like that formula and knowing what I'm going to get, even if I'm not going to remember it.

You can rent it for $5.99 on most services... or just watch the above trailer, which gives away the entire movie, for free.
 
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I know I said I was sick of the Bond series, and I had no interest to see the Craig Bond movies again, but after kihei asked about that particular era, I thought back, and realized that I had forgotten a lot of the details. That piqued my curiosity, so I actually did it and watched the last four Bond movies. Now, other than the television episode from Climax! in 1954, and the comedy version of Casino Royale in 1967, I have seen every Bond adaptation in existence.

Before I go into the Craig era, I have to add to my review of the Brosnan era. While I still find him rather boring, and his movies made me completely sick of the series, I realize now, after some time away to distance myself from the bad aftertaste of that terrible, terrible last movie, that he probably deserves more props that I have initially given him. During the Dalton era, producers had felt the tides of change, and when The Living Daylights, still grounded in the Cold War conflict but with a harder edge, failed to reignite fanfare, License to Kill effectively jumped genre and became something else entirely different, though remnants of the old formula . When that failed, it led to a flux. The old formula had become diminished returns, and an effort to turn Bond closer to his action hero compatriots have not worked, so producers were at a lost.

Brosnan took over during this time, when the Cold War was definitely over, but his character was very much a product of the Cold War. Frankly, that is as bad as a hand an actor can get. Goldeneye could still tap into the residues of the Cold War, and it remained for many the best movie in this particular era as a result, but after that, the movies continued to drop in quality, evidenced by the fact that they were the three worst reviewed Bond movies in the entire series. The budgets were bigger, and the set pieces were more spectacular than ever, but the plots became increasingly ridiculous and over-the-top. Bond, consequently, felt lost, because like in real life, there was just no more tangible enemy, and the writers had to make things up to compensate. In such a difficult environment, Brosnan honestly did a fine job to keep the franchise alive, and he deserves a lot of credit. His movies might have sucked, but he did not, and he has the box office to prove it.

When Craig first took over, the world had changed once again, and Bond and his signature genre, the spy thriller, actually fitted right in. However, at the same time, everything was more ambiguous than ever before, and the old formula from the last millennium would not work. Additionally, people already criticized his choice as Bond, because not only was he a relatively unknown to the world, he also looked very different from past Bonds. Even his blonde hair, a departure from past brunettes, was subject for criticism. Craig, to his credit, took the criticism head on, and he delivered one of the most nuanced and quite possibly the best acted Bond in franchise history. Like this current era, his Bond is also full of ambiguity and doubts, which he often conveys with just one look, and he makes this superspy very relatable. Past Bonds are either a lover or a fighter, but Craig's rendition makes both aspects a part of his character. He is laser focused and rather cold, but when he turns on the charms, often in an instance, it still feels natural and not forced. Add on the difficult stunts and complex fight scenes, he instantly takes over Connery as my favourite Bond.

Thus, I also have Casino Royale as the best Craig era movie. It is very fast paced and the stunts are better than ever, but this is also the first time that the audience see Bond evolve. The Bond franchise is an anomaly in that the audience is perfectly fine with a character that is set and does not change at all, but Casino Royale changed all that. We see Bond gets his start in a brief but informative opening scene, and throughout the movie, he continues to show doubt in his chosen profession and the moral choses he made. Add to the fact that the movie gives time for the romance between the main Bond girl and Bond to develop, and she too changes throughout the movie, so much so that she instantly becomes one of the best, if not the best Bond girl in the franchise, it is definitely the most complete, if not the best Bond movie ever made. The only complaint is that Bond becomes too much like Jason Bourne, another successful franchise that revitalized the spy thriller genre and is the first to bring it into the new age, but that is what the audience want at the time. Bond, after all, has always been an exercise in popular entertainment, and when done well, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Despite my praise, I am not sure I am a complete fan of this era. People trash on Quantum of Solace, but despite the annoying fast cuts, and the anti-climatic end fight scene, I actually enjoy it, since I see it as a direct sequel. The ending is actually well-done, because not only does it bring it back to the first scene of Casino Royale, it also gives the story closure. Plus, I like that this is the first time that the main Bond girl does not sleep with Bond, and she acts more like an equal, because that is a nice welcome change from past Bond movies. Unfortunately, Skyfall signaled that the change is brief. It starts off well, with an impressive opening sequence, a great villain that fascinates, and the action set pieces are probably some of the most memorable. However, for some reason, Mendes decides to change the pace and switch it into Home Alone in the last quarter, and the movie pretty much comes to a screeching halt, a common problem in the old Bond movies. It also promises more development for the character, but none of that is ever followed-up on, and Bond pretty much stays the same throughout, as usual in the original series. Finally, the female M is killed off and replaced with a male M, and both Q and Moneypenny are brought back, which indicates that the producers wants to do a U-turn and bring the franchise back to the original form. Spectre confirms it, because everything feels like it is back to the old Bond formula. From the rather uninspired plot, a clear battle between good and evil, a henchman, tin can automobiles that explodes upon the slightest contact, the new M who is very much Bernard Lee-esque, and a useless damsel-in-distress Bond girl that causes more trouble for Bond to solve, one can argue that Mendes wanted to pay homage to the franchise, and the producers want to differentiate it from the Bourne series, but Spectre just plain bores, and further proves that the old formula no longer works. Worst of all, it completely recons the backstory of Blofeld and gives him a connection to Bond to make sense of their rivalrry, but that explanation actually creates more problems and plotholes.

Craig has one more movie in his tenure, so I cannot give a definite conclusive review, but so far, it has been two distinct halves that is only enjoyable at the top. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is given credit as one of the screenwriters for No Time to Die, the last entry of the Craig era, but she is pretty much the script doctor, and she has proven that she knows the artform well, so I have hope, though I fear she will just end up as a clog in the Bond machine. I will still see it, to complete the series, but overall, I am cautiously optimistic.
 
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I actually really wanted to watch that one, but I never got a chance. The trailer looked really good, and the reviews were great.

I will see if I can find it. I am really curious about it myself too.

In the US, it's currently free on my Hulu service (maybe a free 30 day hulu trial one could see it for free on). On paper the movie does everything right imo for this sort of situation given the circumstances, but I just couldn't connect with it for one reason or another. Maybe I'm desensitized to some of the events and not correctly tying it to the circumstances involved within the film. I don't know.



Honest Thief (2020) - 7/10 (Really liked it)

You can rent it for $5.99 on most services... or just watch the above trailer, which gives away the entire movie, for free.


I know it's cliche, but after I saw the movie I was like "wow, they really can include parts of almost every action sequence in a movie in 1 trailer". Does Liam need the money or something? I'm not complaining though because not too many movies are being pushed out right now and he does make things more fun and add a bit to these types of movies.
 
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Honeyland [Medena Zemja] (2019) directed by Ljubomir Stefanov and Tamara Kotevska

In Northern Macedonia, a solitary female beekeeper named Hatidzhe produces quality honey from bees residing in the mountains and ruins of her remote home. Her life is disrupted when a family and their eight children move in next door. The family quickly takes up to making honey as well, buying a bee colony and using more modern beekeeping techniques, however their greed decimates their bee colony as well as Hatidzhe’s – shattering her livelihood and life’s vocation. Neighbors, eh? A documentary that feels like a drama film which is both a loving portrait of Hatidzhe and her devotion to her bees, as well as a parable of the perils of modernization and capitalistic greed in the era of the Anthropocene. An excellent documentary but be warned, lots and lots of beestings throughout.

 
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Huppert ages like fine wine. Age does not define her, and she takes on anything, and I mean anything, but still delivers when many would have winced at the subject matters. A lot of times, she is so detached that I often wonder if she actually puts in any effort, but in the end, one cannot deny that her methods work, and she definitely elevates any movie she is in. She is one of a kind, and I cannot say she had been bad in anything, even if the movie sucks. That is at least 40 years of great work, and that consistency is something to behold.

Personally, Huppert and Binoche are my 2 favourite French actresses of all-time. I will watch anything they are in. I probably should put Adjani on the list too, but I need to be more familiar with her work. I think I have only seen one movie she was in.
Could not agree more. :thumbu::thumbu::thumbu:

Adjani is very good and....not; it all depends. Definitely third fiddle in this string section, though.
 

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I know I said I was sick of the Bond series, and I had no interest to see the Craig Bond movies again, but after kihei asked about that particular era, I thought back, and realized that I had forgotten a lot of the details. That piqued my curiosity, so I actually did it and watched the last four Bond movies. Now, other than the television episode from Climax! in 1954, and the comedy version of Casino Royale in 1967, I have seen every Bond adaptation in existence.

Before I go into the Craig era, I have to add to my review of the Brosnan era. While I still find him rather boring, and his movies made me completely sick of the series, I realized now, after some time away to distance myself from the bad aftertaste of that terrible, terrible last movie, that he probably deserves more props that I have initially given him. During the Dalton era, producers had felt the tides of change, and when The Living Daylights, still grounded in the Cold War conflict but with a harder edge, failed to reignite fanfare, License to Kill effectively jumped genre and became something else entirely different, though remnants of the old formula . When that failed, it led to a flux. The old formula had become diminished returns, and an effort to turn Bond closer to his action hero compatriots have not worked, so producers were at a lost.

Brosnan took over during this time, when the Cold War is definitely over, but his character is very much a product of the Cold War. Frankly, that is as bad as a hand an actor can get. Goldeneye could still tap into the residues of the Cold War, and it remained for many the best movie in this particular era as a result, but after that, the movies continued to drop in quality, evidenced by the fact that they were the three worst reviewed Bond movies in the entire series. The budgets were bigger, and the set pieces were more spectacular than ever, but the plot became increasingly ridiculous and over-the-top. Bond, consequently, felt lost, because like in real life, there was just no more tangible enemy, and the writers had to make things up to compensate. In such a difficult environment, Brosnan honestly did a fine job to keep the franchise alive, and he deserves a lot of credit. His movies might have sucked, but he did not, and he has the box office to prove it.

When Craig first took over, the world had changed once again, and Bond and his signature genre, the spy thriller, actually fitted right in. However, at the same time, everything was more ambiguous than ever before, and the old formula from the last millennium would not work. Additionally, people already criticized his choice as Bond, because not only was he a relatively unknown to the world, he also looked very different from past Bonds. Even his blonde hair, a departure from past brunettes, is subject for criticism. Craig o, to his credit, took the criticism head on, and he delivered one of the most nuanced and quite possibly the best acted Bond in franchise history. Like this current era, his Bond is also full of ambiguity and doubts, which he often conveyed with just one look, and he makes this superspy very relatable. Past Bonds are either a lover or a fighter, but Craig's rendition make both a part of is character. He is laser focused and rather cold, but when he turns on the charms, often in an instance, it still feels natural and not forced. Add on the difficult stunts and complex fight scenes, he instantly takes over Connery as my favourite Bond.

Thus, I also have Casino Royale as the best Craig era movie. It is very fast paced and the stunts are better than ever, but this is also the first time that the audience see Bond evolve. The Bond franchise is an anomaly in that the audience is perfectly fine with a character that is set and does not change at all, but Casino Royale changed all that. We see Bond get his start in a brief but informative opening scene, and throughout the movie, he continues to show doubt in his chosen profession and the moral choses he made. Add to the fact that the movie gives time for the romance between the main Bond girl and Bond to develop, and she too changes throughout the movie, so much so that she instantly become one of the best, if not the best Bond girl in the franchise, it is definitely the most complete, if not the best Bond movie ever made. The only complaint is that Bond becomes too much like Jason Bourne, another successful franchise that revitalized the spy thriller genre and is the first to bring it into the new age, but this is what the audience want at the time. Bond, after all, has always been an exercise in popular entertainment, and when done well, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Despite my praise, I am not sure I am a complete fan of this era. People trash on Quantum of Solace, but despite the annoying fast cuts, and the anti-climatic end fight scene, I actually enjoy it, since I see it as a direct sequel. The ending is actually well-done, because not only does it bring it back to the first scene of Casino Royale, it also gives the story closure. Plus, I like that this is the first time that the main Bond girl does not sleep with Bond, and she acts more like an equal, because that is a nice welcome change from past Bond movies. Unfortunately, Skyfall signaled that the change is brief. It starts off well, with an impressive opening sequence, a great villain that fascinates, and the action set pieces are probably some of the most memorable. However, for some reason, Mendes decides to change the pace and switch it into Home Alone in the last quarter, and the movie pretty much comes to a screeching halt, a common problem in the old Bond movies. It also promises more development for the character, but none of that is ever followed-up on, and Bond pretty much stays the same throughout, as usual in the original series. Finally, the female M is killed off and replaced with a male M, and both Q and Moneypenny are brought back, which indicates that the producers wants to do a U-turn and bring the franchise back to the original form. Spectre confirms it, because everything feels like it is back to the old Bond formula. From the rather uninspired plot, a clear battle between good and evil, a henchman, tin can automobiles that explodes upon the slightest contact, the new M who is very much Bernard Lee-esque, and a useless damsel-in-distress Bond girl that causes more trouble for Bond to solve, one can argue that Mendes wanted to pay homage to the franchise, and the producer want to differentiate it from the Bourne series, but Spectre just plain bores, and further proves that the old formula no longer works. Worst of all, it completely recons the backstory of Blofeld and gives him a connection to Bond to make sense of their rivalrry, but that explanation actually creates more problems and plotholes.

Craig has one more movie in his tenure, so I cannot give a definite conclusive review, but so far, it has been two distinct halves that is only enjoyable at the top. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is given credit as one of the screenwriters for No Time to Die, the last entry of the Craig era, but she is pretty much the script doctor, and she has proven that she knows the artform well, so I have hope, but I fear she will just end up as a clog in the Bond machine. I will still see it, to complete the series, but overall, I am cautiously optimistic.
Thanks for going to the trouble, nameless1--much appreciated. You manage to pull off the difficult trick of being thoroughly engaged while remaining scrupulously dispassionate in your take on things. Really fine work--right at the top of the best stuff I've read on here. And incidentally, I agree with the props given Brosnan.
 

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El Despertar de las hormigas (The Awakening of the Ants, Sudasassi, 2019) - Subtle and nuanced portrait of family life in poverty settings, with it's daily chaos and little burdens. A young mother, visibly unhappy with her living conditions, is invisible to everyone around her. Kind of pushed around, she has no voice to neither her husband or their large families, and both her sexuality and her goals are ignored. Her reality and the film's realism are invaded by small unbearable things: the ants, the flies, the hair loss - illustration of her malaise. The film builds expectations towards the husband's reaction to her sudden emancipation, but pulls the plug on them with an interesting assessment: communication was really the problem. The film is under "art and essay" on Prime, but I didn't get that. It's a nice little flick that stays with you a little longer than you'd think it would. 6.5/10

American Nudist (Wallace, 2011) - I had no idea they had that type of films on Prime... know what I mean, the experimental type. I guess this film has 30 minutes of softcore nudity, but I wouldn't know 'cause it's all cut off from the Prime version. What's left is an unwatchable mess of narrative experimentation, done by someone who has no idea how basic film language works. I mean, don't try to deconstruct something you cannot construct. People commenting on the film seem to have an overall idea of the "plot", well I don't. It might be because one third of the film is missing, but I have zero idea what was going on, except that the guy tried to do something like an all-that-jazzy portrait of an artist's torment and struggle. At some point you can't differentiate between what's wannabe reflexivity/distanciation and what's pure amateurism. If you're in for actors obviously reading their lines from the tables, fake slapping exposed, and ludicrous jump cuts, this is the film you want to see, I ended up laughing for most of it's shortened runtime. 1/10
 
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Judas and The Black Messiah
3.30 out of 4stars

I have to start off by saying that I have no historical knowledge, nor was I old enough to live through these events. I know nothing of the facts and had zero bias going in. That out of the way, this was a pretty powerful movie. Fred Hampton, a black panther leader and rainbow coalition founder, is portrayed as very intelligent, very charismatic, very humble, very sympathetic, and an all time great orator. O'Neal, the FBI informant, is portrayed as someone walking that thin gray line in every aspect of the word. Together and respectively, Kaluuya and Stanfield knock these elaborate roles out of the park (Kaluuya, labeled as the supporting actor here, feels like a shoe in for the Oscar given what he does and the magnitude of what his role was/entailed). This movie is well paced, well acted, well directed, always intriguing, and very impacting.
 

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Space Sweepers (2021) - 5/10 (Didn't like or dislike it)

In 2092, the crew of a ship salvaging debris in orbit around Earth randomly discovers a little girl... a little girl who may be a weapon of mass destruction! They take her into their family, get to know her... and then turn around and try to sell her on the black market :huh:. There's also an evil environmentalist who wants to wipe out the face of Earth and start over again on a terraformed Mars, seemingly just because he's evil and he can. Maybe the plot got lost in translation, but there it is. Korea's first sci-fi blockbuster seems to be jumping on the bandwagon started by the Chinese with The Wandering Earth and that other similar movie that I saw not even a year ago and can't remember the name of. Like those, it features a smorgasbord of CGI and explosions that would make Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay proud. It has good visuals and there's a robot that seems "inspired" by one or more Star Wars movies. There's action, a number of laughs, some heart and quite a bit of melodrama. Some parts are actually cute and funny (mostly involving the little girl) and some are stupid. The plot doesn't make any sense. I still don't understand it. It's not a good movie at all, but it's also silly and harmless. I was laughing at it because of how absurd it is and almost enjoyed it on that level. It's stupid, but sort of entertaining, though I did get a little tired of it near the end as it dragged on too long. I wouldn't suggest that anyone pay to see it, but it's on Netflix, so it's virtually free and maybe it'll scratch an itch if you have one for some dumb, commercial, CGI-heavy entertainment set in space. English dubbing is available for those who like things extra cheesy.
 
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Ben Hur (1959) - 7.5/10

Mostly enjoyed this, it's just unfortunate that the pacing feels like it's stuck in mud and the acting is beyond stiff. When the main character has basically the same look on his face throughout an entire film....it isn't ideal. I was just in awe though of the size and scale of it, gets the bonus 0.5 for the chariot race scene alone.
 
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High Life (2018) directed by Claire Denis

A group of death row inmates are sent on a mission to space to examine a black hole. In addition, a convict mad scientist/doctor, Dr. Dibbs (Juliette Binoche), is experimenting with artificial insemination in space with the crew of inmates. Meanwhile, in the near future, one of those inmates Monte (Robert Pattinson) is left to raise a baby alone as all the other inmates have died or disappeared. Very gorgeous film with mostly great acting (a little uneven at times and you can tell it’s the Denis’ first time directing in English). But definitely not your average sci-fi film, and its clear to me why the critic to audience score on Rotten Tomatoes is 82/41%. I probably loved this more for the exact same reasons its hated, as I think it’s a great exercise in atmosphere and imagery, at a more cerebral pace which clearly alienated many viewers. Funny we were talking earlier about Binoche, because it is uhh interesting to see her, arguably the world’s finest contemporary actress, enter something called The f*** Box and worship semen and get nicknamed The Sperm Shaman. Definitely an interesting choice of film for her, but she knocks it out of the park. Pattinson is also great in it and is part of his late 2010s renaissance.

 
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Slaughterhouse-Five is what I was looking for, but since it's on none of my streaming services...

Slaughterhouse (Roessler, 1987) - As far as low-budget slashers independent from the main franchises go, this one is a winner. It's Roessler's only film and that's a shame 'cause it fared pretty well compared to the films of some more experienced horror directors. It's only one part slasher, and one part something else (revenge tale about the unfair economic...... something about taxes, but as a social comment it's as solid as a bad case of diarrhea). I'll give it a 0.5 bonus for getting away from the slasher formula, here the dumb "kids" all come themselves to the [pejorative slur] killer - you could almost make a case for him defending his pigs and property. 3.5/10

Slaughter High (Dugdale, Ezra & Litten, 1985) - This one is a more basic slasher. The traumatic prologue is played to the extreme: poor Marty gets full-frontal humiliated, dipped in the toilet, electrocuted, melted with acid and burned alive - of course he'll come back to get even! The whole fake-class-reunion-revenge act is so unrealistic that it's at times really enjoyable, making the movie almost bad enough to be good, but it gets lost somewhere with filler sequences and an amazingly poor descent to cray-cray land at the end - making you doubt that the film's inconceivable events actually happened, or not. The fact that the actor playing the jester-killer commited suicide before the film's release casts a gloom shadow on the whole thing, but what's really fascinating is that the actress playing the dumbest character ever (yes, the one that goes for the acid bath*) made a comeback last year in the first leading role of her career, 20 years after her last known role as "friend at the funeral"! Now I must see that. 2/10 but could be a fun 1/10 for some.

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*Suspension of disbelief you say? Let's accept that someone might be dumb enough to wander alone and go for a bath while her friends are getting butchered, and why not accept that there's an actual bathtub in this abandoned school in the first place, but that the escaped lunatic actually predicted that someone would go for the bath, cleaned it and rigged it with acid? That's a stretch. :huh::skeptic::sarcasm:
 
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Billy Liar (1963) - 8/10

An underrated classic imo, this would've been more highly revered if it was made by Fellini or someone. Just a lot of good silliness abound with a captivating protagonist and a very real story that becomes quite poignant by the end. This is made by the same guy that did Midnight Cowboy and Marathon Man, will have to watch some of his other stuff.

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