I watched a couple of 5s these last couple of days that I didn't quite feel motivated enough to review, but I'm bored on a Saturday, so here goes...
The Yakuza (1974) - 5/10
Robert Mitchum (in his last leading role, I read) is a retired detective who goes to Japan to help rescue his friend's daughter from the Japanese crime syndicate and also reconnect with an old love. The Japanese setting, the difference in cultures and the insight into the real-life Yakuza were the most interesting things to me. Unfortunately, the film tries to be both an action film and a tragic romance instead of just one or the other, and though the romance part is sweet, it feels really soap opera-ish in that mid-70s fashion. Mitchum doesn't have to act much and generally appears tired, though the latter suits the role. At several points, however, he barges into Japanese homes, kicks down wall panels and shoots Yakuza armed only with swords, like a true American hero, and those parts are fun. In those "Kill Bill"-like scenes, it's possible to see why Quentin Tarantino is a fan of the film. Anyways, it may be worth watching if you're interested in Japanese culture, but it's not as good as it could've been. I read somewhere that Sam Peckinpah was considered to direct it (instead of Sydney Pollack). Now
that would've been fun.
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Solarbabies (1986) - 5/10
What a difference a decade makes. While
The Yazuka was very 70s, this was very 80s. Set in a post-apocalyptic desert where water is precious (which sounds familiar), a bunch of enslaved teenagers (which include Jason Patric, Jami Gertz and Lukas Haas)... um... play some sort of roller hockey and find a magical glowing orb named Bodhi that doesn't seem to do anything, but which the bad guys want for their evil schemes, anyways, and... yeah, I don't know. The story defies explanation or even understanding. You could tell that the writers were inspired by the setting of
The Road Warrior and the popularity of teen movies and movies with special effects (like
E.T, with the orb being their E.T. that the kids must keep away from the bad guys, I guess) and tried to put it all together into one. It's all a big mess that makes no sense, but the post-apocalyptic setting was interesting and I'm a sucker for the 80s-ness of it. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that the teenagers have lights on their roller skates. What's more 80s than that?