Pranzo Oltranzista
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That's some weird stuff you're into, buddy. But to each their own. Enjoy the Mao films!
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That's some weird stuff you're into, buddy. But to each their own. Enjoy the Mao films!
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I agree completely, it’s bad. It started pretty decent, as a 90’s kid I was loving the music (lots of jams). Then it progressively got worse and worse when as you said tried doing too many things. It was a struggle to finish, the 6.3 on IMDB is a little generous.
Mutiny On The Bounty (1935) directed by Frank Lloyd
In 1787, the HMS Bounty set sail from England led by Captain Bligh (Charles Laughton) and his lieutenant Fletcher Christian (Clark Gable) on a two year journey to Tahiti. However, fed up with Captain Bligh’s tyrannical rule of the ship, Christian leads a mutiny against the ship’s diabolical captain and returns to Tahiti with his fellow mutineers. The first of many remakes of this story and the most successful of the bunch. And for good reason, as it is a fantastic adventure film with two incredible performances by Laughton and Gable. This was the second film I watched this week featuring Laughton as a tyrannical ruler (the other being The Barretts of Wimpole Street), and its basically the same character, but Laughton is so effective at playing menacing and cruel characters. Lloyd’s direction is very good, very well paced and had some great shots, as well as some great almost Soviet inspired montages. A great story and effectively told, that doesn’t let any of the characters off the hook for their actions; I had a lot of fun with this one.
Downloaded this movie on Friday. It’s not going to win any awards, but it was entertaining enough. I usually end up turning movies like this off partway through.The Tomorrow War
with Chris Pratt, a deeply annoying Sam Richardson, a pumped-up J.K Simmons, and other people.
Pratt is a former Green Beret who's stuck working as a high school biology teacher (that's a thing! shut up!) who's bummed due to missing out on a job he wanted. He cuddles up with his hot wife and adorable daughter on his nice couch in his nice house to watch the World Cup on their nice tv in front of all their nice friends at their nice Christmas party...when a purple time distortion thingie opens up on the pitch and out come some heavily armed soldiers to announce they're from the future, humanity is almost completely wiped out, and they need conscripts for their losing war against invading aliens they call the white spikes. Bummer. Two and a half hours of shooty stabby absurdity commences.
Where to start with this one. It's just dumb. Relentlessly dumb. On a variety of levels. Every plot point has logical holes you could drive a truck through. It's just insulting. It doesn't know what kind of tone it's going for; the humour is painfully wedged in against a backdrop that should be so utterly depressing that anyone still alive would be lucky to get off the floor in despair. The time travel gimmick here may only work to drop people off from one time to another...but they can still give the past information, can't they? It's quickly established that machine guns are terrible at killing the white spikes...so arming random middle aged people with machine guns and dropping them randomly on the future battlefield would seem like a terrible plan. The invading aliens are given a backstory that's a mishmash of Alien and The Thing, and there's about a hundred better ways of fighting them than any the humans settle on. You're waiting for the macguffin which will fix time, and of course it goes to Chris Pratt's gormless soldier. He spends 75% of his screen time staring in disbelief like someone's explaining sex to him for the first time. You can feel yourself losing IQ points as you go along.
On Prime. Ugh.
Please die. Painfully. Right now. All of you.
No Sudden Moves. I’ve got it on deck, but I want to finish Band of Brothers first so it’ll take me a few days. It’s got a solid cast though and the reviews have typically been more positive than negative.Anyone see the new Soderbergh film yet? Night Moves or Still Moves or something like that?
A Colony [Une Colonie] (2018) directed by Geneviève Dulude-De Celles
Mylia (Émilie Bierre), a 14 year old who lives in rural Quebec, faces the anxieties of adolescence as she enters high school for the first time. A bit of an outsider due to her introversion and that she was bullied in her previous school, her only real friend is her younger sister Camille (Irlande Côté). However, slowly she begins to open up and starts a friendship with an indigenous classmate, Jimmy (Jacob Whiteduck-Lavoie), from a nearby Abenaki reserve that she met through her sister, while also drawn into the superficiality of high school drama. I’ve seen some refer to this as the Quebecois version of Eighth Grade, and I think it is an apt comparison as both are recent coming of age films concerned with the anxieties and pressures of conformity of that transitionary period from middle school to high school, but I think this film is a bit more subdued than Eighth Grade (and certainly a lot more subdued than your typical coming of age drama aimed for teen audiences that lands in the garbage heap of Netflix). There isn’t much plot to speak of in the film, but rather it is a quiet reflection of the growing pains and everyday struggles of that period of life. Dulude-De Celles direction, her first feature, isn’t flashy (though the cinematography is great and it visually looks really good) but it’s understated tone is suitable for her story, as it grounded with naturalistic performances and almost a Malick like meditations on rural life. Émilie Bierre, who I’ve only previously seen in Genesis from the same year, is superb in her role and puts in a great performances, as does Irlande Côté, as her charming little sister who eats up the scenes she’s in. The film also has a great critical scene concerning how colonialism is taught in Canada’s social studies classes, along with some great commentary on colonialism and contemporary settler/indigenous relations which is particularly relevant given current events in Canada right now. A heartwarming, but by no means manipulative, coming of age film that gives a solid and engaging examination of those early teenager years that I do not miss at all.