John Wick Part 4:
I didn't really want to see this but my brother insisted. He made me watch the third movie in preparation and I already wasn't feeling that one. This was more of the same but on a grander scale. I'll start with positives and say that the fight choreography, sets, and cinematography were all actually pretty strong. The problem is John Wick as a concept becomes less and less cool the more they build out the lore of this alternate reality where seemingly half the world's population are part of this assassin underworld. In the original, things were just vague and mysterious enough about said underworld that it was intriguing but the more they built it out like a mega expansive secret society with all these factions and laws and loopholes to those laws the more absurd and convoluted everything became. Which is made even more ironic by the fact that the writers seem to understand that the mystery behind that secret world was it's biggest strength so they still intentionally fail to properly explain so many things, while simultaneously stretching the wider scope thin.
And then I understand that the only way to credibly make the John Wick style action work is with bulletproof clothing, but it got super tedious to watch what is basically repeated martial arts fights with the added twist of 10-12 bullets needed for a combatant to finally die. And when you have so much action going on, it gets really tedious after a while. And it doesn't help that Wick is able to fall out of a third story window, break his fall with his ribs on the rim of a truck, and then continue walking to the final battle. I don't even care if I'm spoiling things, these movies are well past trying to be tethered to reality and they've veered head first into sheer absurdism while still wearing a cloak of serious story telling.
And the thing is I can enjoy a preposterous narrative world. But you can't start the story somewhat grounded and rooted in reality only to shift your world into a live action cartoon and not expect people to experience some disconnect. I enjoyed the entire Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy as chock full of sci-fi impossibilities as it's filled with because the first movie sets the parameters for how its world works. The Wick movies have gone batshit insane trying to raise the stakes with each iteration.
And the last thing I'll rant about is something I already touched on, but there's too much f***ing action. The movie is very close to a three hour runtime because there are at least five extended long take action sequences of non stop action. I like action movies. Sometimes there's too little action, this is the first movie where I legitimately thought to myself "it's too much f***ing action. " I kept looking at my watch as Wick was engaged in high octane combat and kept thinking to myself at somepoint you want some earned payoff from an action scene. By the end I was relieved it was over and could not help but laugh to myself at how little I could feel anything when the movie made a half assed attempt to close the story out with some emotional moments.
These movies are not campy enough to enjoy for camp's sake, and are too ridiculous to be so self serious.
I know these movies are supposed to be "turn your brain off and enjoy the ride" but all the same, I f***ing hated it and I wish that if I was going to burn 2hrs and 48 minutes of my life, that I'd just rewatched Guardians of the Galaxy 3 instead. /rant
3.5/10 with points for the aforementioned positives only. f*** this movie.
I didn't really want to see this but my brother insisted. He made me watch the third movie in preparation and I already wasn't feeling that one. This was more of the same but on a grander scale. I'll start with positives and say that the fight choreography, sets, and cinematography were all actually pretty strong. The problem is John Wick as a concept becomes less and less cool the more they build out the lore of this alternate reality where seemingly half the world's population are part of this assassin underworld. In the original, things were just vague and mysterious enough about said underworld that it was intriguing but the more they built it out like a mega expansive secret society with all these factions and laws and loopholes to those laws the more absurd and convoluted everything became. Which is made even more ironic by the fact that the writers seem to understand that the mystery behind that secret world was it's biggest strength so they still intentionally fail to properly explain so many things, while simultaneously stretching the wider scope thin.
And then I understand that the only way to credibly make the John Wick style action work is with bulletproof clothing, but it got super tedious to watch what is basically repeated martial arts fights with the added twist of 10-12 bullets needed for a combatant to finally die. And when you have so much action going on, it gets really tedious after a while. And it doesn't help that Wick is able to fall out of a third story window, break his fall with his ribs on the rim of a truck, and then continue walking to the final battle. I don't even care if I'm spoiling things, these movies are well past trying to be tethered to reality and they've veered head first into sheer absurdism while still wearing a cloak of serious story telling.
And the thing is I can enjoy a preposterous narrative world. But you can't start the story somewhat grounded and rooted in reality only to shift your world into a live action cartoon and not expect people to experience some disconnect. I enjoyed the entire Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy as chock full of sci-fi impossibilities as it's filled with because the first movie sets the parameters for how its world works. The Wick movies have gone batshit insane trying to raise the stakes with each iteration.
And the last thing I'll rant about is something I already touched on, but there's too much f***ing action. The movie is very close to a three hour runtime because there are at least five extended long take action sequences of non stop action. I like action movies. Sometimes there's too little action, this is the first movie where I legitimately thought to myself "it's too much f***ing action. " I kept looking at my watch as Wick was engaged in high octane combat and kept thinking to myself at somepoint you want some earned payoff from an action scene. By the end I was relieved it was over and could not help but laugh to myself at how little I could feel anything when the movie made a half assed attempt to close the story out with some emotional moments.
These movies are not campy enough to enjoy for camp's sake, and are too ridiculous to be so self serious.
I know these movies are supposed to be "turn your brain off and enjoy the ride" but all the same, I f***ing hated it and I wish that if I was going to burn 2hrs and 48 minutes of my life, that I'd just rewatched Guardians of the Galaxy 3 instead. /rant
3.5/10 with points for the aforementioned positives only. f*** this movie.