Also, the house is clearly post modern on the outside, but Victorian and lacking in electricity on the inside
'The Unbearable Lightness of Being'. A pretentious title I thought
Extra point given for daring to use the word 'pretentious' in the text.The Unbearable Lightness of Being (1988)
8/10
But then there are the parts I would call "PG-13 worthy"(especially 40 years ago or so, when PG-13 was first introduced), including a 1minute 'shocking' sequence early on that involved decapitation, slightly graphic intentional blendering, explosion by microwave, stabbings, and a strangling. Slasher-esque for sure. Getting past that pre-teen nightmare fuel, you have more things that you might not want your 8-10year old exposed to like gun-use/murder, cross-bows, chainsaws, smoking, drinking, and a sequence that involved melted flesh and a newly dead skeleton. Ultimately, probably a film best suited for the 13year old+ crowd with an inner child still alive in them. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
I don't know if it was mentioned previously but it is available to everyone on YouTube.
Apur Sansar [The World of Apu/ অপুর সংসার] (1959) directed by Satyajit Ray
Wonder Boys (2000) - 7/10
Tobey Maguire is SO f***ing weird. He's like a disturbed Michael Cera, how the hell did they end up casting HIM as Spider-Man? Anyways, his character is a choice here, everyone else is basically themselves and it plays out as a chaotic story which now has a layer of added turn-of-the-century nostalgia making it hold up well. The entire final 30-45 minutes feel like an ending of something big and inevitable that has to happen which films of this era liked to do and then it just kinda...ends on a feel good note.
Interestingly by the same director who did LA Confidential and 8 Mile. And really not much else of note in the decade before or since.
Kate (2021) - 5/10 (Didn't like or dislike it)
An assassin (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) has 24 hours before she dies to find and kill the person who poisoned her. Wait, didn't I just see this movie? Oh, right, that was Crank, which I watched because Jolt was similar to its sequel. Is this a trend... take a popular action movie, gender swap the lead and... profit? Whatever. It's on Netflix and didn't cost me anything, so on with the review. It's much darker and more serious of an action movie than those others, which was welcome. It's also completely set in the neon streets, suburban homes and corporate offices of modern Japan, giving a strong Japanese flavor to the film that I appreciated. Despite the fact that she's slowly dying, Kate must take on an entire Yakuza syndicate, but she doesn't do it alone. She has the help of a 14-year-old Japanese girl with braces and inexplicably perfect English. It's not the most believable plot, but not as silly as it sounds, either. The kid (who, fortunately, doesn't get too annoying) gives a little balance to the super seriousness of Kate, who's really not in a good mood for most of the film, possibly on account of dying and all. Their relationship is supposed to give the film much of its drama, but it seemed a little awkward to me. Thankfully, the choreographed action is fairly satisfying and ultra violent. The film also looks stylish without being overly stylized. It could be the closest thing yet to a female John Wick, though it's not as fun. I found it a little bland, derivative and predictable, but better than Jolt and Netflix's own Gunpowder Milkshake and it gave me a satisfactory action fix for a satisfactory price, so I won't complain.
I don't know. I was in that 8-10yo age range when I first saw it and look at how well I turned out...
OK, you might have a point.
Pig (2021) Directed by Michael Sarnoski 7A
Rob, an anti-social near hermit, has his prized truffle-hunting pig stolen, and he is out to chase down whoever has done this evil deed and retrieve his pig.