Speculation: KARLSSON Megathread | Part III | MOD Warning Edition

[scallionjj11]

You know its summer when you come into the Karlsson mega thread and everyone is talking about watches haha

 

[Ray Kinsella]

You know its summer when you come into the Karlsson mega thread and everyone is talking about watches haha

...followed by houses.

You beat me to it

 

[Silencio]

With Ottawa's luck the city of Tampa and/or state of Florida probably waives all sales tax on watches or something.

 

[Punchbowl]

You know its summer when you come into the Karlsson mega thread and everyone is talking about watches haha

We’re now discussing house paint, which is one step removed from literally watching paint dry.

 

[Punchbowl]

With Ottawa's luck the city of Tampa and/or state of Florida probably waives all sales tax on watches or something.

I hear Stevie Y hands out a gold watch every time a FA signs.

 

[Senscore]

I hear Stevie Y hands out a gold watch every time a FA signs.

They are of course fitted with tracking devices and stun capabilities, lest a player get too far out of sight from Steve.

 

[Xspyrit]

I was like that at first. But then i started to wear watches and it feel great. They are not that expensive but they look good.

It also look good with a suit or even with casual working style, or casual street look.

I also spend less time on my phone.. which is never a bad thing lol

lol yeah, it seems watches are only for appearance now... I have never been a watch person I guess.

A nice watch is super sexy though.

I finally got my hands on a specific watch I had been trying to get for a while

Sleek as hell if you ask me.

Funny story: my Mom was looking for that model but the recent ones have black hands on the black background so when she asked the lady "well how can you tell the time" the clerk said "ben madame, you check your phone!"

So watches are to men what necklaces or earrings are to women!

I received watches as a gift before but naturally, I eventually stop wearing them for some reason.

 

[Cosmix]

lol yeah, it seems watches are only for appearance now... I have never been a watch person I guess.



So watches are to men what necklaces or earrings are to women!

I received watches as a gift before but naturally, I eventually stop wearing them for some reason.

I heard a different version: cars are to men what clothes are to women!

 

[slamigo]

I heard a different version: cars are to men what clothes are to women!

But I like boats.

Does Karlsson own a boat? (getting us back on track in the Karlsson thread)

 

[Ray Kinsella]

But I like boats.

Does Karlsson own a boat? (getting us back on track in the Karlsson thread)

Does he prefer boxers or briefs?

 

[Awesomeakel]

Does he prefer boxers or briefs?

Speedos man, you can just tell he is a speedos guy, that long hair and beard, Would’nt be out of place in a gunter music video

 

[Duncstar]

Stay on target... Stayyyy on target

 

[Ray Kinsella]

Speedos man, you can just tell he is a speedos guy, that long hair and beard, Would’nt be out of place in a gunter music video

Haha... can’t possibly imagine EK in speedos!!!!

 

[Cosmix]

But I like boats.

Does Karlsson own a boat? (getting us back on track in the Karlsson thread)

So . . .
Boats are to Slamigo as clothes are to women!

Hahaha!

 

[2CHAINZ]

If you need a watch you need to check out Jomashop. Also you always wear it on the left, don't be that guy.

 

[pzeeman]

Stay on target... Stayyyy on target

LOOSEN UP!

 

[Nac Mac Feegle]

We’re now discussing house paint, which is one step removed from literally watching paint dry.

Good luck getting paint to dry in this humidity.

 

[Duncstar]

LOOSEN UP!

Its tooo late!
*Karlsson blows up*

 

[2CHAINZ]

We’re now discussing house paint, which is one step removed from literally watching paint dry.

2 steps you have the buy the paint before you paint. Nobody discusses house paint with the house paint already there.

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

We’re now discussing house paint, which is one step removed from literally watching paint dry.

Which is one step removed from watching a Boucher coached hockey team.

 

[Ray Kinsella]

Which is one step removed from watching a Boucher coached hockey team.

You’re pretty funny!

 

[Cosmix]

You’re pretty funny!

My dentist told me l was funny! I wonder if he meant “funny looking”, or “funny in the head”, or “humorous”.

 

[Sens of Anarchy]

My dentist told me l was funny! I wonder if he meant “funny looking”, or “funny in the head”, or “humorous”.

Maybe he just doesn't get out much.

 

[Ray Kinsella]

My dentist told me l was funny! I wonder if he meant “funny looking”, or “funny in the head”, or “humorous”.

My comment was “funny” as in “a good sense of humour”

 

[Clayonator]

I have a gut feeling there are “sleeper” teams kicking tires on him that haven’t been publicized. Would be even less surprised now than in the past given the front office seems to be in complete lock down/survival mode. The two Alberta teams come to mind but I doubt he’d extend there, and I doubt they’d be willing to part with what we’d ask of them. Aside from that I’m thinking The Blues, Ducks, Wild, Flyers. All 4 of whom have been hovering in figurative purgatory for years. A superstar addition to their core like Karl would be massive. And the nice thing is each of them hold some very appealing pieces for a potential return. Not going off of any pre existing rumour or speculation, purely my own spitballing exercise to pass the time during summer’s dog days.