bacon25
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Ted Lasso wants his players to have the memory of a goldfish so maybe Ted should be coaching hockey.
John Torterella says “Today’s players have the attention span of an amoeba”
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Spargon
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Off Sides
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He is just putting the team under the microscope.
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It's a pretty well known fact that Torts does an excellent job of whipping players into shape and creating a structured locker room and environment.
The problem is that his methods cause him to lose the room within 2-3 seasons. Almost all of the Jackets players seemingly loved the guy but it wears on a person. And as the team became more skilled it was obvious he wasn't the coach the locker room needed anymore.
Gabe Kupari
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Every great coach has been fired. One day Jon Cooper will be too.
Coaches get hired to be fired
Coaches get hired to be fired
Because he said something truthful?? He gets shamed or whatever you want to call it (I’d call it simply not respected), because he acts and talks like a complete a*shole all the time. ‘The truth’ is one of those defences that a*sholes use to justify acting like one… as if sprinkling a touch of truth into a pile of horsesh*t justifies delivering it like a total jerk.
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AintLifeGrand
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He's not totally wrong, but martyrizing him like this is hilariously soft lmao.
Negan4Coach
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I won't be satisfied until he snatches the phone of a player who is on TikTok and grinds it under his heel before the cameras
The game will lose one of its most colorful characters the day Torts retires. I wish more coaches were like him comment wise. Nothing ambiguous about Torts's comments.
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1. No sweeping generalization of a generation of people is “right”
2. If the times have changed, the person who needs changing is the one standing out complaining about the times.
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Actually, they didn't like it, but back then you were a candy ass if you complained about anything. Baby Torts watched it all from his crib. "Stupid complainers. I'll never be like that," he complained.
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If he didn't act like such a self absorbed idiot he would not have to keep getting hired. Sooner or later he will run out of teams. How long will he last this time? 1 year? 2 years? 3 years?
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Frosty415
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I actually agree.
social media and shit like getting addicted to fortnite can definitely ruin your game
social media and shit like getting addicted to fortnite can definitely ruin your game
I thought you were making a Ted K reference. Which would have actually been applicable to this sort of comment.
Ted Lasso? Is "Based and Ted-pilled" used to refer to some mainstream show now?
Sheesh.
He's coached four teams over nineteen years.
The NHL average coach tenure is closer to three years. I'll let you do the math.
