John Stevens must be launched into the Sun UPDATE: John Stevens & Nachbaur incinerated

[KINGS17]

If the Kings launch John Stevens into the sun, will the sun throw him back?

If the Kings win a game, and no one sees it, do they still get the two points?

 

[Fishhead]

Read the rest of my post, I was never comparing Forbort to Regehyr or Mitchell......

My bad, I misinterpreted this apparently

Forbort isn't close to Mitchell or Regehyr in defense, at least not yet, you realize it took them years upon years to be...that good right?

I read the yet part as Forbort will eventually reach that. I guess I thought that's what you meant since you were replying to someone who said Forbort wasn't close to them.

Reghyr's rookie year, Housley, Derek Morris, Bobby Dollas, Tommy Ablein, Darryl Shannon, Cale Hulse, Wade Belak, etc,

He earned his spot, but thats like saying Kopitar earned his spot in LA....they earned it by being good....but again, it took him years to get known as a top guy even in the league....

I guess we'll just disagree on what years and years are. He was hyped coming out of juniors as one of the top defense in his class. He was considered a top defensive specialist by 23, that's pretty freakin' young, certainly not years. What Mitchell was doing by 25 is impressive too, to a lesser extent.

 

[Sol]

How is Stevens not on the hot seat? That's bizarre.

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

If the Kings launch John Stevens into the sun, will the sun throw him back?

If the Kings win a game, and no one sees it, do they still get the two points?

John Stevens, upon hitting the surface of the sun:



Guess it's a step up from "I don't know" though.

 

[KINGS17]

The more you know! If the Kings fail to launch Stevens into the sun, thank God there is another way out.

The Andromeda–Milky Way collision is a galactic collision predicted to occur in about 4 billion years between two galaxies in the Local Group—the Milky Way(which contains the Solar System and Earth) and the Andromeda Galaxy. ... Some stars will be ejected from the resulting galaxy, nicknamed Milkomeda or Milkdromeda.

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

The more you know! If the Kings fail to launch Stevens into the sun, thank God there is another way out.

The Andromeda–Milky Way collision is a galactic collision predicted to occur in about 4 billion years between two galaxies in the Local Group—the Milky Way(which contains the Solar System and Earth) and the Andromeda Galaxy. ... Some stars will be ejected from the resulting galaxy, nicknamed Milkomeda or Milkdromeda.

4 billion years?

What's the over/under on Blake firing him after that?

 

[Kingspiracy]

.......
Stevens, on any base cause in the rise in goals against over an extended period:
I’ll let you make that judgement. We can certainly be better in a lot of areas. We take great pride in keeping the puck out of our net. I think our penalty kill was an issue, but there’s been big sense of urgency on our penalty kill, which hasn’t been an issue. We haven’t taken as many penalties, and when we have, we killed them off. A step slow with the puck and a step slow checking to get the puck back. Too much time in your zone and too many bad things happen..........

November 1 Rapid Reaction (feat. Jesse Cohen): Flyers 5, Kings 2 - LA Kings Insider


Anyone know if he said this with a straight face???

 

[Sol]

John Stevens, upon hitting the surface of the sun:



Guess it's a step up from "I don't know" though.

Lol Stevens at this point sounds like he's surprised he's still employed.

The more you know! If the Kings fail to launch Stevens into the sun, thank God there is another way out.

The Andromeda–Milky Way collision is a galactic collision predicted to occur in about 4 billion years between two galaxies in the Local Group—the Milky Way(which contains the Solar System and Earth) and the Andromeda Galaxy. ... Some stars will be ejected from the resulting galaxy, nicknamed Milkomeda or Milkdromeda.

Fun fact, just recently a black hole was observed to have something coming out of it rather for the first time in space. This lends credibility to it being a possible worm hole, with that being said, why not launch Stevens into a black hole and have him run some alien team into the ground instead.

 

[KingsFan7824]

Can't sign this galaxy to a new contract, it's getting old. Trade it now, and get in on the next nebula.

I prefer Andrilky Way.

 

[KINGS17]

Can't sign this galaxy to a new contract, it's getting old. Trade it now, and get in on the next nebula.

I prefer Andrilky Way.

With 4 billion years to go, the sun is still at the top of its game.

 

[King'sPawn]

John Stevens, upon hitting the surface of the sun:



Guess it's a step up from "I don't know" though.

Well that is progress. Before he didn't know what was wrong and now he knows many things are wrong.

 

[Choralone]

Lol Stevens at this point sounds like he's surprised he's still employed.




Fun fact, just recently a black hole was observed to have something coming out of it rather for the first time in space. This lends credibility to it being a possible worm hole, with that being said, why not launch Stevens into a black hole and have him run some alien team into the ground instead.

In the Upside Down, Stevens is a fantastic head coach. The only problem is that he has a toothy cooter for a head, though.

 

[Peter James Bond II]

John Stevens...how close are you to the sun? Is it a 5 year journey? Mission abort - come back for the rest of the year...until we find a replacement. Willie sucks.

 

[KINGS17]

Stevens gets around...

After Luc and Rob launched Stevens in the wrong direction (much like they were wrong about the direction the Kings should take), Stevens sent back pictures from Mars. Now he has sent us a picture from Juno, one of Jupiter's moons.