HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Jansen Harkins signs with Ducks

[BillyOcean]

I think we all needed this.

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[Fordy]

well how else are we going to acquire him at the deadline

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

Is Anaheim still full-on tank mode?

well how else are we going to acquire him at the deadline

Don't be silly. Anaheim will put him on waivers after a month when they see how shitty he is and the Pens will claim him.

 

[Gurglesons]

Lizotte is our new Harkins.

 

[SEALBound]

This is the most thread worthy, non-Penguins news announcement in quite some time.

 

[BillyOcean]

Lizotte is our new Harkins.

Don't you dare dampen this for me

 

[Sideline]

This is the Penguins best signing of 2024.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Um... they really had to give him a multi year deal?

You could get some guy off the street to score zero goals for you at a much lower price I'm sure.

I wonder if Anaheim listened to Sullivan waxing poetic about him all year and were like "hey that dude is one of the best coaches in the league so he must be good!" Hehe... suckers.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

I think we all needed this.

You sir win one free internet.

 

[pistolpete11]

A 2 year deal is hilarious.


......but then again......


I probably said something similar about Lafferty when he left and he turned into a half way decent player when he got away from this shit show.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

A 2 year deal is hilarious.


......but then again......


I probably said something similar about Lafferty when he left and he turned into a half way decent player when he got away from this shit show.

It WOULD be funny if after all the trash we've talked he ended up going on to be a like 30-40 point third liner with a big physical edge or something. Only to then pay him a fortune in two seasons when he hits FA (in Penguins fashion) just for him to hit rock bottom again.

 

[Coastal Kev]

Farts

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Who are we gonna have to shoot the dasherboards on a penalty shot now?

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

The Ducks have their secret weapon for when a shootout goes over 12 rounds.

 

[Mr. T]

Verbeek saw Harkins mouthing the words while trying to read a children's book and knew he had his guy.

 

[Anya6687]

Harkins scoring 20 goals this year for Anaheim

 

[Pens1566]

You can almost guarantee that he'll be a productive player with the Ducks.

 

[eXile3]

Sully will just find a new one.

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

Just think, everyone who has posted in this thread has as many career goals with the Pens as Harkins.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Sullivan in shambles….

Good riddance

 

[Jacob]

Harkins is a good guy. It’s not his fault Sullivan overused him.

Works hard, sticks to the system, cheap, he’s fine as a 14th forward or so.

 

[BusinessGoose]

You can almost guarantee that he'll be a productive player with the Ducks.

Well, at the very least in every game against us

Like every exPen does

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

You can almost guarantee that he'll be a productive player with the Ducks.

He can't exactly produce less than he did with the Pens.

 

[Kristopher Letang]

$1.5M to score 0 goals is impressive. Good for him and his family.

 

[BusinessGoose]

$1.5M to score 0 goals is impressive. Good for him and his family.

We are gonna help Anaheim as much as he is.. And we're sitting on our couches all year

Can ANA send me $1.5mil?