@ixcuincle, tell me about your life

[LarryFisherman]

ix is secretly the worst poster here.

I don't think this information is contained within the definition of "secret"

 

[robert terwilliger]

it is for sure.

nobody knows how deep the secret goes but the more he posts and the more people learn about him the worse he gets.

it's not like "haha ix is bad haha" it's no, he's legit bad and we should all receive a check monthly from someone for putting up with him.

 

[RayP]

A real legit question, although it might come off a bit rude.

How, as a 30+ year old living at home, do you look at your parents in the face? I mean, can you see the anguish and disappointment every time you come down (or up) for supper? Do they not push you to do something other than play video games and presumably spend their money?

You can't even sell some pot to get out of the house, mate?

Well, that's the thing. As far as we can tell he was just put in that house by his parents.... like they were like "Dude, you're awful. Just go away from us. We'll pay your rent just to keep you away."

It would explain why he has a 3 bedroom house with no couches, only one bed that doesn't even have a box spring for crying out loud. It's just him, a bunch of dolls and bobbleheads, mattress thrown on the floor, and folding chair & table.

So no, I don't think he has to worry about looking them in the face.... because they wouldn't put themselves in a position to be stuck in the unfortunate position of having to be in his presence.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Well, that's the thing. As far as we can tell he was just put in that house by his parents.... like they were like "Dude, you're awful. Just go away from us. We'll pay your rent just to keep you away."

It would explain why he has a 3 bedroom house with no couches, only one bed that doesn't even have a box spring for crying out loud. It's just him, a bunch of dolls and bobbleheads, mattress thrown on the floor, and folding chair & table.

So no, I don't think he has to worry about looking them in the face.... because they wouldn't put themselves in a position to be stuck in the unfortunate position of having to be in his presence.

Plus isn't Ix Asian??? I bet his fruitless existence brings his parents great great shame.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Well, that's the thing. As far as we can tell he was just put in that house by his parents.... like they were like "Dude, you're awful. Just go away from us. We'll pay your rent just to keep you away."

It would explain why he has a 3 bedroom house with no couches, only one bed that doesn't even have a box spring for crying out loud. It's just him, a bunch of dolls and bobbleheads, mattress thrown on the floor, and folding chair & table.

So no, I don't think he has to worry about looking them in the face.... because they wouldn't put themselves in a position to be stuck in the unfortunate position of having to be in his presence.

God damn, subtle savage mode engaged.

 

[RayP]

God damn, subtle savage mode engaged.

I have given him plenty of time to have a discussion about this, and even offered to take him out for a real meal when I was in DC a few years ago. All I can do is piece things together and draw my own conclusions until he decides he wants to give us the answers he knows we all want.

 

[LarryFisherman]

I took quite a while off from posting here, but I remember him being kinda funny and somewhat (see: sort of) normal back in the later part of the first decade.

Then when I returned he was different. I can't believe it's not just a meme.

 

[RayP]

Ix I hope Anthony Rizzo hits you in the head with a foul ball tonight.

 

[Ralph Malfredsson]

I have a pathetic life too. Do you want to know about me instead?

 

[Ralph Malfredsson]

I have a pathetic life too. Do you want to know about me instead?

I get it, you don't. No problem, carry on.

 

[Ralph Malfredsson]

Q: What am I doing now?

A: I am randomly hitting "like" to make people feel good about their posts.

 

[John Price]

G F O P is, by his own admission, socially awkward and reveals to the GTA Online character during the Fleeca Job that he's not the best conversationalist and rarely meets people in person. When he meets people online and arranges to meet them in real life, he will show up but unseen by his dates and instead will watch them from afar. Sometimes he likes cracking bad jokes that end up in unanswered laughs, showing his inability to deal with people outside the business or the online life.

 

[LarryFisherman]

I'm mostly just shocked at how bad parents can fail. This is my greatest fear as a (hopefully) future father.

I don't care if my son/daughter is gay or straight, smart or stupid... whatever. I just don't want them to be a massive failure on all fronts, living in my basement forever. That shit is too real.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

G F O P is, by his own admission, socially awkward and reveals to the GTA Online character during the Fleeca Job that he's not the best conversationalist and rarely meets people in person. When he meets people online and arranges to meet them in real life, he will show up but unseen by his dates and instead will watch them from afar. Sometimes he likes cracking bad jokes that end up in unanswered laughs, showing his inability to deal with people outside the business or the online life.

So basically you're Lester Crest.

Makes sense.

 

[John Price]

So basically you're Lester Crest.
Makes sense.

Lester admits to Franklin that he hacks girls' webcams to watch them and after the The Bureau Raid (Fire Crew approach), he says he will "reverse engineer a webcam and spy on those sorority girls again".

 

[RayP]

I'm mostly just shocked at how bad parents can fail. This is my greatest fear as a (hopefully) future father.

I don't care if my son/daughter is gay or straight, smart or stupid... whatever. I just don't want them to be a massive failure on all fronts, living in my basement forever. That **** is too real.

 

[Ceremony]

ix is secretly the worst poster here.

 

[RayP]

@G F O P what's on the agenda for today?

 

[Cody Webster]

College football
Fifa
College football
College football
Fifa

 

[John Price]

Isn't it normal for 35 year olds to live in their parents' basement still?

I'm just reading this but...

Since you don't have snapchat you are absolutely unaware that I live in an empty house with a ton of empty rooms without any furniture. But keep talking about the basement.

The inaccuracy from people who don't bother to discord or snapchat and get the real story is hilarious. "Haha Ix is such a loser he lives with his parents." No, Ix is a loser because he sits at home all day in an empty house watching TV and taking mid-day naps.

 

[Hammettf2b]

I'm just reading this but...

Since you don't have snapchat you are absolutely unaware that I live in an empty house with a ton of empty rooms without any furniture. But keep talking about the basement.

The inaccuracy from people who don't bother to discord or snapchat and get the real story is hilarious. "Haha Ix is such a loser he lives with his parents." No, Ix is a loser because he sits at home all day in an empty house watching TV and taking mid-day naps.

You conveniently left out downloading and watching blurred Asian adult films

 

[TJ Hooker]

Productive AF.

 

[John Price]

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

Hey Ix

Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?

 

[John Price]

Hey Ix

Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?

yes