SeanMoneyHands
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My version:He couldn’t score in a monkey whorehouse with a suitcase full of bananas
*Checks notes*He has as many points as *checks notes* Cam Fowler, congratulations
Currently being paid $6.6M per goal in the playoffs btw*Checks notes*
Auston Matthews is 9th overall in playoffs scoring with 10
That's more than everyone in the Eastern conference except
Nylander - 15
Marner - 12
Strome/Matthews - 10
So he literally has more points than anyone on Carolina's roster, Florida's roster, and would be tied for leading scorer on the Washington Capitals.
Only players in the East who are out scoring him are his two teammates.
Jeez if Matthews is a bad playoff performer, what does it say about everyone else ?
The leafs have played more games than any other team in the east.For anyone wondering, he's currently tied for 9th in playoff points this season. 9th, with 10 points.
The only players with more points than Matthews in the Eastern conference in the playoffs right now
1) William Nylander
2) Mitch Marner
That's the list
Dumbest thread of the year
For reference, the Panthers leading scorer is Marchand with 8.
But if this is Matthews being complete trash, I can't wait til he picks it up
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0.2 goals per game thoughThe leafs have played more games than any other team in the east.
He's tied for 23rd in p/gp while being the 2nd highest paid player in the league.
You might have to wait until th e regular season for him to pick it up, but honestly that would be par for the course.
That's horrible for someone making 13 millFor anyone wondering, he's currently tied for 9th in playoff points this season. 9th, with 10 points.
The only players with more points than Matthews in the Eastern conference in the playoffs right now
1) William Nylander
2) Mitch Marner
That's the list
Dumbest thread of the year
For reference, the Panthers leading scorer is Marchand with 8.
But if this is Matthews being complete trash, I can't wait til he picks it up
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Haven't watched a single Toronto game yet these playoffs but stats say he's been on ice for 10 goals for and 3 goals against so far 5v5, combine that with 10 points in 10 games and even without watching a single minute of play I'd wager a guess he's been doing alright.
People expect the most out of the best players and in the Stanley cup playoffs it's not different. I think if the leafs fall short again plenty of blame will go around and they'll have a discussion about mathews. However the problem is deeper than just mathews as we've seen in previous losses for them. I don't think you blow it up like trading him if this is what the point of this thread is. I think the overall roster is what gets people to the finish line than one or two players. Their issue could be too top heavy where they don't get enough in other places. Because in the playoffs those guys have to pick it up when the others don't score. It is a team effort. A reason why McDavid hasn't won yet. Look at the last bunch of Stanley cup winners. Players up and down the line up doing heavy lifting at different times. Mathews will need to make a mark at some point to prove some things but as far as overall team success it's deeper than just Mathews.
0.2 goals per game though![]()
They traded everything for pennies on the dollar scrambling to make room for this CashOverCups Coward
Cut him some slack he would be tied for 11h with Janmark on the Oilers for goalsGoals this playoffs so far.
40 Year old Grandpa Corey Perry: 5
Auston "Elite Sniper" Matthews: 2
But who looks better with a purse?
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Matthews hasn't been healthy in the playoffs for the past few years. People are going to rip him for lack of numbers but it's not really fair to him.
That seems such a standard thing to say but I bet it came automatically! He just needs to add a lil power steering fluid and become an agressive driver. ( which he can )If Matthews was a car, it would have a broken clutch.