If you were forced

[John Price]

If you were stranded on a deserted island, what are the top 3 things you couldn’t live without?

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[John Price]

Satellite for Internet
Computer
stove

 

[Dog]

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Satellite for internet with computer and NHL GC

 

[yubbers]

toothpaste
flint
duct tape

 

[Sharpshooter]

Food
Water
4 big breasted, slim waisted, bi-Sexual, blonde, 21 year old women.

 

[irunthepeg]

Food
Water
4 big breasted, slim waisted, bi-Sexual, blonde, 21 year old women.

But... that's 4 things.

 

[Sharpshooter]

But... that's 4 things.

Incorrect. Packaged deal, which is one thing. Like getting Costco sized family deal of multiple items.

 

[Dog]

Incorrect. Packaged deal, which is one thing. Like getting Costco sized family deal of multiple items.

You just played yourself

 

[Dr Pepper]

Unlimited supply of healthy food
Unlimited supply of clean, drinkable fresh water
A Sea-Doo with enough gas to get home

 

[Sharpshooter]

You just played yourself

It's like when you buy a pack of family sized donuts and consume them whole, as we all know you do.

You don't purchase one donut, you fat kid feast on the entire pack.

But, you only purchase the one item, which contains multiple donuts. Hence, it's one item.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Incorrect. Packaged deal, which is one thing. Like getting Costco sized family deal of multiple items.

Wrong again. Play by the rules

 

[Sharpshooter]

Unlimited supply of healthy food
Unlimited supply of clean, drinkable fresh water
A Sea-Doo with enough gas to get home

So you can continue leading a boring ass normal life? Should ask for an unlimited supply of fuel so that you can rule the 7 seas.

 

[Sharpshooter]

Wrong again. Play by the rules

I am. I did.

Food is not 1 item it's many.
Water is not one item, it's made up of many drops.
My 4 pack of bisexual blondes are also one item.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

The only things I need in life:

My yoga mat
My guitar
Music

 

[Bee Sheriff]

I am. I did.

Food is not 1 item it's many.
Water is not one item, it's made up of many drops.
My 4 pack of bisexual blondes are also one item.

Women are not items

 

[Dog]

It's like when you buy a pack of family sized donuts and consume them whole, as we all know you do.

You don't purchase one donut, you fat kid feast on the entire pack.

But, you only purchase the one item, which contains multiple donuts. Hence, it's one item.

But, women are not items and you should stop objectifying them.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

The only things I need in life:

My yoga mat
My guitar
Music

 

[Dr Pepper]

So you can continue leading a boring ass normal life? Should ask for an unlimited supply of fuel so that you can rule the 7 seas.

First of all, normal doesn't always mean boring.
Second, I wouldn't be ruling much of anything on a Sea-Doo, and you'd be foolish to think otherwise.

 

[jasonleaffan]

A volley ball
Hunting knife
Fishing line

 

[seafoam]

Milksteak
Magnets
Ghouls

 

[Sharpshooter]

Women are not items

But, women are not items and you should stop objectifying them.

Not unless packaged correctly.

First of all, normal doesn't always mean boring.
Second, I wouldn't be ruling much of anything on a Sea-Doo, and you'd be foolish to think otherwise.

Normal is boring as ****.

You'd rule the waters around your island, that's for sure. Your objection is void.

 

[Chris Hagen*]

Yoga mat
Guitar
Girlfriend

 

[Chris Hagen*]

I would also hope there were 'no swimming' signs indicating which bodies of water I should avoid so as to not be eaten by alligators.

 

[Mantis]

Milksteak
Magnets
Ghouls

Nice Charlie

 

[yubbers]

Yoga mat
Guitar
Girlfriend

There first 2 only attract lesbians