If I wasn’t an NHLer I’d be a….

[The Shadow]

Drop a pick of a player and tell us what this NHLer would be doing if they were an average Joe

Doughty - owner of a small contracting business
- smoker
- drives a pickup with company logo on it
- wears flannel jackets in the fall
- often seen holding a Tim’s double double

 

[The Shadow]

Marchand:

Car salesman or real estate

 

[Grate n Colorful Oz]

David Savard :

 

[andora]

This has potential

 

[CarolinaBlueJacket]

Lane Hutson

There is no scenario where he is not the best hockey player in the world.

 

[JianYang]

Ken Hitchcock would be Paul bearer

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Olli Jokinen - eating waffles and being angry at girls scared of turkeys

 

[CarolinaBlueJacket]

Ovechkin - Bouncer at a techno club in Moscow

 

[The Hanging Jowl]

Drop a pick of a player and tell us what this NHLer would be doing if they were an average Joe

Doughty - owner of a small contracting business
- smoker
- drives a pickup with company logo on it
- wears flannel jackets in the fall
- often seen holding a Tim’s double double

For what it's worth, I was blown away the other day when LA played the Leafs at how good Doughty still plays.

 

[The Shadow]

For what it's worth, I was blown away the other day when LA played the Leafs at how good Doughty still plays.

Absolutely. I saw that game and he’s still a great player

 

[Grate n Colorful Oz]

We all know what Lou would be doing

And Barry Trotz would be a neck surgeon.

 

[The Shadow]

We all know what Lou would be doing

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And Barry Trotz would be a neck surgeon.

 

[Captain Controversy]

Draisaitl, the next great German actor like David hastlehoff. Also, he would be modeling cologne commercials if he doesn't already somewhere. Lol

 

[HabzSauce]

David Savard :

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That or mall Santa

 

[Esq]

Vern Fiddler: comedian

 

[The Hanging Jowl]

We all know what Lou would be doing

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And Barry Trotz would be a neck surgeon.

I would have went with lollipop kid.

 

[The Hanging Jowl]

Mine? Quester for fire.

 

[pi314]

These two guys would be working at Tim Hortons.

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

 

[dirtydanglez]

i feel like matthews would be bending spoons with his mind.

 

[HabzSauce]

i feel like matthews would be bending spoons with his mind.

Could see him selling D2D solar panels

 

[Grate n Colorful Oz]

Bergevin would either be a male model

Or a store clerck

 

[GunnarStahl]

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Those old Sens jerseys look way worse than I remember.

 

[The Hanging Jowl]

i feel like matthews would be bending spoons with his mind.

What spoon?

 

[Our Lady Peace]

Jaden Schwartz would be a surf instructor in California

- jawline/cheekbone prominence
- no way this dude doesn't dabble in the kush
- will drop everything just to shred the gnar
- lives out of his van