If I wasn’t an NHLer I’d be a….

[Kryten]

Corey Perry would be the Jessie or Corey/Trevor role in his local trailer park meth empire

 

[PettersonHughes]

Brock Boeser - working at Disney World as Prince Charming
Quinn Hughes - an of-age bar patron still trying to convince folks with his baby face that he's of legal age to drink

McDavid - race car driver, too fast to be doing anything else
Marchand - spokesperson for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Rats Organization

 

[Lunatik]

Seth Jones would be playing in the NBA and be known to all as Popeye Jr.

 

[alko]

 

[Hockeyfan2390]

Matt Rempe to the WWE.

 

[VaporTrail]

Owen Power - male librarian

 

[CarolinaBlueJacket]

Twitch video game streamer

 

[OrangePMD]

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Dr GoalsExpect ?

 

[The Gr8 Dane]

Toews would be the Ayahuasca plug

 

[villacco]

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Looks like he is relaxing before auditing fpr his role as superman (remake)?

 

[The Hockey Tonk Man]

Mitch Marner would be a boy in grade 8

 

[ponder719]

Involuntary star of a Court TV miniseries.

 

[McShogun99]

These two guys would be working at Tim Hortons.

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Nah, they'd be rig workers in Northern Alberta along with Marchand.

 

[McShogun99]

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This is the most accurate one by far.

 

[Eegs]

Stocking shelves at:

 

[Big McLargehuge]

 

[DaveG]

i feel like matthews would be bending spoons with his mind.

I mean there's a certain famous actor he'd definitely be the body double for. iykyk

 

[Gjman2019]

I think someone said on here that Kucherov helps one of his neighbours with their taxes......

Would ne funny to walk into H&R Block and see Kuch working there....Lol

 

[Stickpucker]

Seth Jarvis would be the 3rd Mario brother.

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

...wasn't Connor Garland in a Live Action Remake recently??...

 

[Jetcetera]

This guy is 100% trying to sell me a used 2016 6 cylinder mustang that has 150k miles with ridiculous financing

 

[Mr Nogatco]

I think someone said on here that Kucherov helps one of his neighbours with their taxes......

Would ne funny to walk into H&R Block and see Kuch working there....Lol

lol I said that in the GDT as a joke because someone called him a POS

 

[Gjman2019]

lol I said that in the GDT as a joke because someone called him a POS

Oh it was a joke ?

Had me fooled man.....I believed you.....Lol

 

[Sheppy]

If I'm Roberto Luongo, I'm contacting Adam Sandler in a Mr. Deeds remake to become the butlers brother in a sequel.

 

[Markster]

Gabe Landeskog, pick-up artist and part-time gigolo: