Idiot Takes Puck From Boy, Penguins Fans Go Nuts

[HandshakeLine]

Insane loser energy from that miserable old dork.

Screaming about “season tickets” while a kid cries, checks out.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Screaming about “season tickets” while a kid cries, checks out.

"I've been going to games since before Mario. I deserve this!"

 

[The Old Master]

That man 100% posts here. Alright guys, fess up...who as it? I have a few suspects.

PensX...hairguy...Raga...was it one of you? Come on now, you can tell us. Tell us your half of the story.

well lookie here, i just found a puck in my pocket. how it got there, i haven't a clue.

 

[HandshakeLine]

"I've been going to games since before Mario. I deserve this!"

"You root for the name on the back, I root for the crest"

 

[BusinessGoose]

"You root for the name on the back, I root for the crest"

Buncha keyboard warriors typing about pucks. Possession is 9/10ths of the law, ya crybabies!

 

[HandshakeLine]

As the security dragged him from the stands, a forlorn voice wailed "but my advanced staaaaaaats....."

 

[SEALBound]

Buncha keyboard warriors typing about pucks. Possession is 9/10ths of the law, ya crybabies!

I'd like to bring in our attorney @Andy99.

 

[Andy99]

I'd like to bring in our attorney @Andy99.

lol…unfortunately this is still true today for property claims, but it’s a rebuttable presumption, so get some evidence you have a claim, folks…

 

[SEALBound]

lol…unfortunately this is still true today for property claims, but it’s a rebuttable presumption, so get some evidence you have a claim, folks…

Your honor, if you look at this TikTok video for a moment please...

I felt threatened. I legitimately felt my life was at risk. I felt terrorized.

 

[SomeDude]

lol…unfortunately this is still true today for property claims, but it’s a rebuttable presumption, so get some evidence you have a claim, folks…

Are you the kind of lawyer that can get me a structured settlement for the emotional injuries Mike Sullivan has caused me?

 

[Andy99]

Are you the kind of lawyer that can get me a structured settlement for the emotional injuries Mike Sullivan has caused me?

I wish…I’d be owed a lot of money too…

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

That miserable old f*** is probably a closet Flyers fan…

 

[Buddy Bizarre]

"You root for the name on the back, I root for the crest"

Surprised he didn't have a "I hate Malkin" nameplate

 

[Turin]

No way that boomer doesn’t post here

 

[Mr. T]

Since the story concludes with him in the hands of law enforcement, I wonder if he's transformed from crying and shaking the hand of every cop he meets to full ACAB.

 

[HandshakeLine]

sovereign citizening the ppg paints arena security staff until the tasers fire up.

 

[Sidgeni Malkby]

I would really like to hear the old dude's side of the story. It looks like he was first row and the kid was second row. Maybe the puck was right in front of his seat and the kid ran and grabbed it before he could and thought he was entitled to it? There has to be more to this.

"It turns out that a puck went up into the netting and a young boy about 3 or 4 rows back went and shook the glass. And as it fell to the ground, an older gentleman reached down and grabbed the puck."

Does that help clarify the situation?

 

[BusinessGoose]

"It turns out that a puck went up into the netting and a young boy about 3 or 4 rows back went and shook the glass. And as it fell to the ground, an older gentleman reached down and grabbed the puck."

Does that help clarify the situation?

So the man was lazy, in addition to being an asshole