Idiot Takes Puck From Boy, Penguins Fans Go Nuts

[HandshakeLine]

Insane loser energy from that miserable old dork.

Screaming about “season tickets” while a kid cries, checks out.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Screaming about “season tickets” while a kid cries, checks out.

"I've been going to games since before Mario. I deserve this!"

 

[The Old Master]

That man 100% posts here. Alright guys, fess up...who as it? I have a few suspects.

PensX...hairguy...Raga...was it one of you? Come on now, you can tell us. Tell us your half of the story.

well lookie here, i just found a puck in my pocket. how it got there, i haven't a clue.

 

[HandshakeLine]

"I've been going to games since before Mario. I deserve this!"

"You root for the name on the back, I root for the crest"

 

[BusinessGoose]

"You root for the name on the back, I root for the crest"

Buncha keyboard warriors typing about pucks. Possession is 9/10ths of the law, ya crybabies!

 

[HandshakeLine]

As the security dragged him from the stands, a forlorn voice wailed "but my advanced staaaaaaats....."

 

[SEALBound]

Buncha keyboard warriors typing about pucks. Possession is 9/10ths of the law, ya crybabies!

I'd like to bring in our attorney @Andy99.

 

[Andy99]

I'd like to bring in our attorney @Andy99.

lol…unfortunately this is still true today for property claims, but it’s a rebuttable presumption, so get some evidence you have a claim, folks…

 

[SEALBound]

lol…unfortunately this is still true today for property claims, but it’s a rebuttable presumption, so get some evidence you have a claim, folks…

Your honor, if you look at this TikTok video for a moment please...

I felt threatened. I legitimately felt my life was at risk. I felt terrorized.

 

[SomeDude]

lol…unfortunately this is still true today for property claims, but it’s a rebuttable presumption, so get some evidence you have a claim, folks…

Are you the kind of lawyer that can get me a structured settlement for the emotional injuries Mike Sullivan has caused me?

 

[Andy99]

Are you the kind of lawyer that can get me a structured settlement for the emotional injuries Mike Sullivan has caused me?

I wish…I’d be owed a lot of money too…

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

That miserable old f*** is probably a closet Flyers fan…

 

[Buddy Bizarre]

"You root for the name on the back, I root for the crest"

Surprised he didn't have a "I hate Malkin" nameplate

 

[Turin]

No way that boomer doesn’t post here

 

[Mr. T]

Since the story concludes with him in the hands of law enforcement, I wonder if he's transformed from crying and shaking the hand of every cop he meets to full ACAB.