I literally never wash my feet

[Jiminy Cricket]

Stop by and try our new Dorito`s Loco`s Salad. Crunch you`re way thru Nacho Cheese Dorito`s Topped with our Gnarliest Toenail Clippin`g`s & Pungent Fungus Dressing. It is compatible with the Jiminy Cricket McDiet™ as well so all u have 2 do is Log it ur app and start Losing wait today.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

KRAMER: Oh, hey! Hey, have I told you about my bunions? Oh, you're gonna love this story! So, I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath!

JERRY: Kramer, this is awful! We don't want to hear about this!

KRAMER: Damn!

JERRY: What?

KRAMER: Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman - but they all stink!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Seinfeld sucks

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

you must be a friends guy

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

you must be a friends guy

Actually both are equally unfunny just for different reasons.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

My Great Grandcustomer Charles Predator is a real hoot. They call him Predator because he is alway`s on the prowl for new feet. Who can blame him. He has been a loyal subscriber to my Only Fan`s from the very beginning. We alway`s take Great care of our fan`s. But u will never see any content from Charle`s Predator because his toenail`s are absolutely Disgusting. That is just supply & Demand.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

STFU