I literally never wash my feet

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Shut the f*** up

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Great New`s everybody. We are now debuting our Brand new 17 Cheese quesaDilla`s, complete with these 17 Different Cheese Flavor`s:

• Cheddar
• AnMerican
• Swiss
• Ghouda
• Smoke`d Ghouda
• Cheddar Jack
• Pepper Jack
• Smoke`d Pepper
• Switzerland
• Whiz
• Provologne
• French Dip
• Mozzarella
• Parmeján
• Kraft Single`s
• Velveeta
• String

All of these Flavour`s & More can be your`s with our all new 17 Cheese QuesaDilla, Now serving at Footburger. Order you`r`e`sel`f a Side of our Signature OrangaTang frie`s, Straight from the Jungle. My Buddy Jame`s Diablo called it the best meal of his Live. & He has been to over 30 restorant`s, including Domino`s. John Taffer can choke on a Richard if he ain`t impress`d by all this.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

How to Properly Cut a Pineapple​

First you cut off the green spiky top. Then carefully cut the skin off the sides, as close to the edge of the pineapple as you can. The sweetest and juiciest parts of the pineapple were usually right at the very edge.

Cutting close to the edge exposes a bunch of brown, scraggly dots, called eyes, that need to be removed. You can't eat them, they're too prickly.

If you looked carefully you can tell that the eyes line up in a spiral. Carefully cuts away at the eyes, making V-shaped trenches as you rotates around the pineapple to remove them.

When the pineapple is all ready to go, you can slice it in rounds or make lengthwise cuts to make spears or chunks.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

f***ing love pineapple so much

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I’m lazy I just get canned pineapple here and there.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I’m lazy I just get canned pineapple here and there.

I'll get a whole pineapple and eat too much of it myself.

Also, pro tip: pineapple juice, garlic, onion and salt make the best f***ing marinade for pork. Yum.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'll get a whole pineapple and eat too much of it myself.

Also, pro tip: pineapple juice, garlic, onion and salt make the best f***ing marinade for pork. Yum.

I’m not overly a pineapple person aside from the odd can, or fresh piece here n there, but… neat.

Putting on pizza is f***ing nasty though. f*** anyone who does that.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I’m not overly a pineapple person aside from the odd can, or fresh piece here n there, but… neat.

Putting on pizza is f***ing nasty though. f*** anyone who does that.

I make a mean marinated bone-in pork chop. It good.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I make a mean marinated bone-in pork chop. It good.

I’m not overly a pork person. Gimme beef all day.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I’m not overly a pork person. Gimme beef all day.

Ah, pineapple's not particularly the best choice for beef. Still a lot of options there though.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ah, pineapple's not particularly the best choice for beef. Still a lot of options there though.

I seldomly eat or use pineapple in stuff but yeah there sure are.

 

[Bumpus]

 

[Shareefruck]

I decided to poke my head into what was happening in "The Lounge", which I never visit, and this is the first thread I read.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I decided to poke my head into what was happening in "The Lounge", which I never visit, and this is the first thread I read.

The OP is a gimmick account, an inside joke tied to the 2014-ish lounge.

The Lounge was way better in like 2004 or so. Now there are few posters left and we are generally kind of weird.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The OP is a gimmick account, an inside joke tied to the 2014-ish lounge.

The Lounge was way better in like 2004 or so. Now there are few posters left and we are generally kind of weird.

Speak for yourself!

Hmph.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I decided to poke my head into what was happening in "The Lounge", which I never visit, and this is the first thread I read.

My condolences.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Have important new`s regarding Footburger, my son Berry Hernández is in the Hospital with another Foot infection. He is being placed under Preventitative Care in the Emergency unit. & I Will have to fly out to Santa Monica, California to visit him. So my Top associate Sandal William`s will be taking over Footburger Operation`s for the next While. So everyone be on you`re best behavior for Sandal William`s, & Please pray for my son Berry. Thank u.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

STFU

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

How to Pump Gas Step by Step:

1. Locate the gas tank. Before you pull up to a gas pump, ask your teenager to locate the gas tank cap. ...
2. Pay for the gas. Cash or credit? ...
3. Choose the grade. ...
4. Put the gas nozzle into the gas tank. ...
5. Screw the gas cap back on.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

My Son Berry Hernández Need`s open Foot surgery. It is every father`s worst nightmare. He will not make it, The surgery is a waste of time. My Son Berry will perish. We did not receive enough Prayer`s. This will be my 4th Child to pass away, Luckily it get`s easier every time.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Step-by-Step Method for the Fluffiest Pancakes

1. Whisk dry ingredients together.
2. Melt butter and warm milk (we use the microwave)
3. Whisk wet ingredients together.
4. Combine the dry and wet ingredients.
5. Cook on a hot buttered skillet.
6. Enjoy!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Step-by-Step Method for the Fluffiest Pancakes

1. Whisk dry ingredients together.
2. Melt butter and warm milk (we use the microwave)
3. Whisk wet ingredients together.
4. Combine the dry and wet ingredients.
5. Cook on a hot buttered skillet.
6. Enjoy!

I always love how this step is included. Complete with the lil’ ! and all.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

My Great GrandColleague, Foot Lickerson, is a real Hero. He is donating his last foot to save my son Berry Hernández. But I already picked out Berry`s coffin, so Now i have to spend all afternewn on the Fone trying 2 return it. Rediculous hassle. Life is an joke, nothing can ever go rite. But we will send Foot Lickerson a card.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

What are the best Nacho Bar Toppings

1. Jalapenos.
2. Olives.
3. Chili.
4. Various salsas or pico de gallo sauces.
5. Sliced scallions.
6. Guacamole or diced avocado.
7. Sour cream.
8. Fresh cilantro leaves.
9. Diced tomatoes
10. Cheese

 

[TheGreenTBer]

What are the best Nacho Bar Toppings

1. Jalapenos.
2. Olives.
3. Chili.
4. Various salsas or pico de gallo sauces.
5. Sliced scallions.
6. Guacamole or diced avocado.
7. Sour cream.
8. Fresh cilantro leaves.
9. Diced tomatoes
10. Cheese

When I enter the Nacho Bar, final boss music plays.