I literally never wash my feet

[Jiminy Cricket]

We all know i have beautiful Feet. I have been at the top of the foot ranking`s my entire Career. So why would i never wash them? The secret is in the Fume`s. Many people don`t know that we see with our Nose`s. So when u catch a Whiff of that stench, u know exactly what your getting. My feet have age`d like fine Cheese. & Many people are shocked to learn that i have never washed them.

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[Fixed to Ruin]

If you encounter a bear:

1. Stay calm. If the bear sees you, talk in a low, calm voice and then regardless if it has seen you or not.
2. Back up slowly. Never turn your back on a bear, or run. ...
3. Do not stare. ...
4. Give it space. ...
5. Do not run!
6. Use your bear spray as it approaches.
7. Play dead or fight back.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

If you encounter a bear:

1. Stay calm. If the bear sees you, talk in a low, calm voice and then regardless if it has seen you or not.
2. Back up slowly. Never turn your back on a bear, or run. ...
3. Do not stare. ...
4. Give it space. ...
5. Do not run!
6. Use your bear spray as it approaches.
7. Play dead or fight back.

Helpful as always

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Nobody still likes you, STFU.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I am developing a nasty Fungus. They are running a huge story about it on Twitter, the Fungus File`s. Stay tuned because there will be load`s of pic`s and u will have a chance to win a Signed polaroid of my Fungus. Keep in mind these baby`s are worth a lot of money, i am making a killing on the Electronic bay. Between that and my Only Fan`s career i am making a 6ix figure Salamander, Easy Cash. So stay tuned for the Fungus File`s for a chance to win one of those Baby`s.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Here's How to Recycle Your Cardboard Boxes

1. First, remove packing materials, such as Styrofoam or packing peanuts.
2. Flatten your cardboard box to save space.
3. Ensure your box is dry and clean. Even if it gets wet, it can still be recycled once dried.
4. Put it in the recycling bin.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Here's How to Recycle Your Cardboard Boxes

1. First, remove packing materials, such as Styrofoam or packing peanuts.
2. Flatten your cardboard box to save space.
3. Ensure your box is dry and clean. Even if it gets wet, it can still be recycled once dried.
4. Put it in the recycling bin.

Packing peanuts are the bane of my existence.

f*** those things and the mess they make!!!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Everyone is talking about the Fungus File`s. They are all over the New`s. We are looking into launching N.F.T.`s soon, They will be very Fungible tho. We are going to play it by Year.

The Exciting new`s continue`s. I Am going into business with my boy`s SaLmon and SaLamander, we are opening an restaurant called Footburger. SaLmon was the Grandmaster General of Arby`s & SaLamander has been licking my feet for year`s, so u know they both have great taste in Food. Every menu item will include real foot shaving`s, we will see u at the Grand opening.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Shut the f*** up

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Airport hacks every traveler should know

1. Download airport maps to plan the best layover. ...
2. Wear layers on travel days. ...
3. Take along extra plastic bags. ...
4. Snap a photo of your parking spot. ...
5. Use the check-in line closest to business travel. ...
6. Sneak a few extra items on in a shopping bag. ...

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

SaLmon was the Grandmaster General of Arby`s from 1989 to 2011, u can Look it up on Google. During this time he oversaw the creation of there award winning Ham sandwitch as well as their #1 ranked Gravy. U Will not find better credential`s anywhere in the food Industry, we are proud to have him on the Footburger team.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

i googled "grandmaster general of arby's" and the only result was a link that said "kill yourself you f***ing fatass"

wonder what this means

 

[HisIceness]

i googled "grandmaster general of arby's" and the only result was a link that said "kill yourself you f***ing fatass"

wonder what this means

I guess we need @Fixed to Ruin to provide some helpful hints here.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I guess we need @Fixed to Ruin to provide some helpful hints here.

I got nothing

 

[Canes]

We all know i have beautiful Feet.

That's unpossible because feet are gross. From Margot Robbie to Jiminy Cricket, feet are disgusting.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Foot fetishists need serious f***ing help.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Grandmaster General of Arby`s. There was an article about my buddy SaLmon on Forbe`s magazine. Look it up. He introduce`d Arby`s Bottomless Curly fry`s, changed the game back in the 90`s. Meanwhile my buddy SaLamander has no credential`s, he bring`s nothing to the table. We are going to fire him on Christmas because he is weighing down the Team.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Grandmaster General of Arby`s. There was an article about my buddy SaLmon on Forbe`s magazine. Look it up. He introduce`d Arby`s Bottomless Curly fry`s, changed the game back in the 90`s. Meanwhile my buddy SaLamander has no credential`s, he bring`s nothing to the table. We are going to fire him on Christmas because he is weighing down the Team.

STFU

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

We Fired SaLamander today. He was counting on a big Christmas bonus to pay the bill`s, O well. Now he seem`s to think he is getting an Severance package, he can take it up in Court. Who need`s SaLamander when u have the former Grandmaster General of Arby`s on ur Squad. Bye Bye SaLamander, u will never be as good as SaLmon.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

We Fired SaLamander today. He was counting on a big Christmas bonus to pay the bill`s, O well. Now he seem`s to think he is getting an Severance package, he can take it up in Court. Who need`s SaLamander when u have the former Grandmaster General of Arby`s on ur Squad. Bye Bye SaLamander, u will never be as good as SaLmon.

STFU

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

We are Taking a company Trip to the Bajama`s, that is ironical since we just fired SaLamander. So he is missing this trip just in time for the Holiday`s. The Bajama`s is his favourite place, Now he can`t even afford rent. Suck`s to be SaLamander.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

We are Taking a company Trip to the Bajama`s, that is ironical since we just fired SaLamander. So he is missing this trip just in time for the Holiday`s. The Bajama`s is his favourite place, Now he can`t even afford rent. Suck`s to be SaLamander.

Your parents don’t love you because you were an accident.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

We Just touched down in the Bajama`s. SaLamander is Nowhere to be found. On the Plane ride over, i took off my Shoe`s `n` Sock`s & Started clipping my toenail`s, folk`s were literally Screaming & Passing out from the Fume`s. & Now there are Toenail`s all over the plame. But it is an beautiful day in the Bajama`s, up your`s SaLamander.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

We Just touched down in the Bajama`s. SaLamander is Nowhere to be found. On the Plane ride over, i took off my Shoe`s `n` Sock`s & Started clipping my toenail`s, folk`s were literally Screaming & Passing out from the Fume`s. & Now there are Toenail`s all over the plame. But it is an beautiful day in the Bajama`s, up your`s SaLamander.

Shut the f*** up you f***ing Dorkchop

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

We are now serving our world famous SalmonBerry`s. We are also serving our all new Foot lover`s pizza, come`s with 3 topping`s of Toenail`s, Foot shaving`s, `n` Toe jam, you`re choice of a fungus or Gang Green dipping sauce.

We are also implementing our new dress code, OPEN TOE FOOTWARE ONLY!!!! This mean`s Sandle`s, Bare feet, We will allow crocodile`s. No Sock`s allowed. Thank u for visiting Footburger.