Lempo
Recovering Future Considerations Truther
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Helios, a male. His sister Eos was the dawn specifically.Greek has Eos
Helios, a male. His sister Eos was the dawn specifically.Greek has Eos
See thats the problem with the younger generation, you can't just "pick" which ever one you want to follow.True, but there are many female sun/day goddesses as well. Norse mythology has Sol, Greek has Eos, Japanese has Amaterasu. And then take into account many mythologies have deities that can switch genders on a whim. So if he wants to f*** the sun, that's between him and whichever mythology he chooses to follow.
Helios, a male. His sister Eos was the dawn specifically.
See thats the problem with the younger generation, you can't just "pick" which ever one you want to follow.
Thank you, Paris, and f*** you too for eloping with that Helena chick!Sex with the sun? That's hot!
Sex with the sun? That's hot!
To be fair Loki as the most famous intersex pagan god representative hasn’t exactly helped their image.Well, Dawn or Day. She brings the dawn, but in some writings, she stays with her brother throughout the day. And specifically in the Odyssey, Athena asks Eos to prevent the new day from starting to allow Odysseus more time to spend with his wife Penelope.
I have no idea if you're referring to religion or sexuality, but in both regards, you're way off, so...
To be fair Loki as the most famous intersex pagan god representative hasn’t exactly helped their image.
Still less of a whore than Zeus.
When Loki transformed himself into a mare to get himself f***ed by a stallion, there's not much air left for "oh yeah, but... but... didn't you dress up as a woman... to get Mjörner... back"Loki rightly catches shit for his move, but no one mentions Thor dressing up as a woman to marry a Frost Giant
I believe Vishnu and Shiva switched sex at times too. Though Loki does win with changing into a mareTo be fair Loki as the most famous intersex pagan god representative hasn’t exactly helped their image.
Still less of a whore than Zeus.
When Loki transformed himself into a mare to get himself f***ed by a stallion, there's not much air left for "oh yeah, but... but... didn't you dress up as a woman... to get Mjörner... back"
("Things Disney didn't tell you" for $500, Alex)
Queer theory and mythology, 101What the f*** am I stepping into here?
You don't want to know.What the f*** am I stepping into here?
I know a few people with that major.....think they're still paying back their student loans.Queer theory and mythology, 101
To be fair that’s actually pity, because it shows he’s got some brains, not just brawn. .Loki rightly catches shit for his move, but no one mentions Thor dressing up as a woman to marry a Frost Giant
Two of his three kids he had as a male with Angrboda are apocalypse beasts, I’d say Sleipnir… is a good outcome.When Loki transformed himself into a mare to get himself f***ed by a stallion, there's not much air left for "oh yeah, but... but... didn't you dress up as a woman... to get Mjörner... back"
("Things Disney didn't tell you" for $500, Alex)
I won’t lie, Hindu mythology isn’t my strongest point. But single Google search confirms Vishnu shapeshifted/transform/became a eoman in one story at least.I believe Vishnu and Shiva switched sex at times too. Though Loki does win with changing into a mare
Golden shower isn’t a term in Greek.I dunno, I think Zeus turning himself into a "golden shower" takes the cake. At least Loki transformed into a mare for a good reason, and Sleipnir was useful to Odin. Zeus' golden shower was to get to a woman trapped in a tower. Definitely no easier way to gain access there.
Ya welcome.Catching up on this thread NEVER disappoints.
Whatever it is, better not wear your Sunday shoes.What the f*** am I stepping into here?
Just say mythology.Queer theory and mythology, 101
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Good thing I learned this stuff in free time through Age of Mythology and some boooks.I know a few people with that major.....think they're still paying back their student loans.
He was way better mom than dad.Two of his three kids he had as a male with Angrboda are apocalypse beasts, I’d say Sleipnir… is a good outcome.
Just say mythology.
Eh… not sure if some stories and more importantly interpreations with Cú Chulainn aren’t new and made up.I don't know... this wikipedia article is constructed hilariously:
LGBT themes in mythology - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
Celtic
"Celtic mythology has no known stories of gay or lesbian relationships nor LGBT characters."
Greek [and Roman]
Hold my ouzo.
[gasp of breath]
- Achilles and Patroclus[137]
- Achilles and Troilus[citation needed]
- Agamemnon and Argynnus[138]
- Ameinias and Narcissus[137]
- Apollo and Admetus[139]
- Apollo and Adonis[140]
- Apollo and Boreas[141]
- Apollo and Branchus[142]
- Apollo and Carnus[143]
- Apollo and Cyparissus[144]
- Apollo and Helenus[145]
- Apollo and Hyacinthus[146]
- Apollo and Hymenaios[146]
- Apollo and Iapis[147]
- Ares and Alectryon[148]
- Artemis and Callisto[149]
- Asclepius and Hippolytus[150][151]
- Athena and Myrmex[152]
- Athis and Lycabas[153]
- Boreas and Hyacinthus
- Chiron and Dionysus[154]
- Cycnus and Phaethon[155]
- Cycnus and Phylius[156]
- Cydon and Clytius[157]
- Deiphobus and Antheus[158]
- Dionysus and Ampelus[159]
- Dionysus and Prosymnus[160]
- Eurybarus and Alcyoneus[161]
- Helios and Nerites[162]
- Hephaestus and Peleus[151]
- Heracles and Abderus
- Heracles and Eurystheus[163]
- Heracles and Hylas[159]
- Heracles and Iolaus[164]
- Hermes and Amphion[165]
- Hermes and Crocus[166]
- Hermes and Perseus[167]
- Hermes and Pollux[168][169]
- Hesperus and Hymenaeus[170]
- Hymenaeus and Argynnus[163]
- Hypnos and Endymion[171]
- Ianthe and Iphis[172]
- Kalamos and Karpos[173]
- Laius and Chrysippus[164]
- Marsyas and Olympus[174][175]
- Minos and Atymnius[176]
- Minos and Ganymede[177]
- Minos and Miletus[178]
- Minos and Theseus[177]
- Nisus and Euryalus[179]
- Orestes and Pylades[180]
Orpheus and the Thracians[164]
Orpheus and Kalais[164]
Pan and Daphnis[159]
Paris and Antheus[181][158]
Polyphemus and Silenus[182]
Poseidon and Nerites[162]
Poseidon and Pelops[146]
Polyeidos and Glaucus[183]
Rhadamanthus and Talos[163]
Sarpedon and Atymnius[176]
Sarpedon and Miletus[178]
Silvanus and Cyparissus[184]
Tantalus and Ganymede[185][186]
Thamyris and Hyacinthus[187]
Theseus and Pirithous[188][189]
Zephyrus and Cyparissus[173]
Zephyrus and Hyacinthus[187]
Zeus and Aëtos[190]
Zeus (Artemis) and Callisto[191]
Zeus and Euphorion
Zeus and Ganymede[5]
And that excludes the weird stuff.
Golden shower isn’t a term in Greek.
And by Zeus’ incredibly low standards, this is fairly non-violent way of insemination