I promised myself I'd stop posting sexual double entendres because they tend to draw the wrong sort of personality off-side, but then a friend sent me this:
The best double entendre is when the guy who makes it is clueless and everybody else is laughing their ass off. I used to have a page from the Sarasota Herald-Tribune from their weekly police report. Passed it around to lots of guys and put it up on a bulletin board for years. It had the actual sentence:
"While searching the potential meth lab, officers also came across some pornographic magazines."
We laughed about that for years. Uh - guess that makes me wrong sort of personality eh?