OT: Humour Thread

[Optimistic Cynic]

For the record, the old cat lady turns 29 next month.

And I have straight hair, not curly.

Other than that, and the skirt length, she looks just like me.

Sorry, miss, my apologies.

 

[Inanna]

Sorry, miss, my apologies.

Accepted, but do lighten up. I don't bite. (Unless I know you really well.)

And for your enlightenment about Empress Josephine, check out: Amazon.ca

 

[Buffdog]

 

[AlaskaJet]

Is that a portrait of Laura Secord by any chance...

If not, Napoleon’s Josephine maybe..
I’m not sure whom I’ve dated before 1957…