OT: Humour Thread

[Optimistic Cynic]

For the record, the old cat lady turns 29 next month.

And I have straight hair, not curly.

Other than that, and the skirt length, she looks just like me.

Sorry, miss, my apologies.

 

[Inanna]

Sorry, miss, my apologies.

Accepted, but do lighten up. I don't bite. (Unless I know you really well.)

And for your enlightenment about Empress Josephine, check out: Amazon.ca

 

[Buffdog]

 

[AlaskaJet]

Is that a portrait of Laura Secord by any chance...

If not, Napoleon’s Josephine maybe..
I’m not sure whom I’ve dated before 1957…

 

[Inanna]

If not, Napoleon’s Josephine maybe..
I’m not sure whom I’ve dated before 1957…

Check out the Empress Josephine in Wikipedia. Quite the life packed into 50 years.

Hey, I just realized you're only a few hundred kilometres south of me!. Ain't this rain, lovely?

 

[macmaroon]

T-shirt of the day...

Meme of the day...

 

[macmaroon]

T-shirt of the day...

Meme of the day...

 

[Jets 31]

Hopefully this doesn't happen to Santa again, it was really tough to keep his schedule.

 

[GeorgeJETson]

 

[macmaroon]

T-shirt of the day...

Meme of the day...

 

[Eyeseeing]

Hopefully this doesn't happen to Santa again, it was really tough to keep his schedule.

He’s got Perry Masonry on retainer no worries

 

[Eyeseeing]

 

[Optimistic Cynic]

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Where's the english prof to tell us ITS should be IT's? Hilarious tho.

 

[macmaroon]

T-shirt of the day...

Meme of the day...

 

[Stumbledore]

 

[Fatdrunk]

 

[macmaroon]

T-shirt of the day for @Jets 31...

Meme of the day...

 

[macmaroon]

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[Fatdrunk]

launching into 2025 like....

 

[Jets 31]

Sebastian is hilarious.

 

[macmaroon]

T-shirt of the day...

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[Inanna]

Where's the english prof to tell us ITS should be IT's? Hilarious tho.

I booked off for a couple of weeks.

And do you notice how I constantly refrain from pointing out all the grammatical errors on our boards?

PS: Liberal arts instructor, not english prof. To be a prof you need a PhD, and there's no phducking way I'm going to that much trouble just to please my mother.

 

[Inanna]

 

[Jets 31]

Difference between 5 guys that drink and 5 guys that smoke pot ? The 5 guys that drink will start a fight and the 5 guys that smoke pot will start a band .

 

[Eyeseeing]