OT: Humour Thread
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It's in good shape though. 
Snowflakes... how you deal with them...
Honest officer i have no idea how my neighbor's house burnt down.
There were three German Shepherd sitting in the dog pound and one says to the other one why are you in here?
Well the neighbours kid was taunting me again today and I got a hold of him and I bit his ass and I bit his ass good! I drew blood!
Good for you good for you good for you says the first dog. What are they going to do to you? They are putting me down tomoorow at 9 in the morning.
The second one looks at him and says why are you in here? The first dog says well the mailman thought I was tied up and I wasn't and he come walking down my sidewalk this morning thinking he owned it and I got a hold of him and I bit his ass too. I got him really good as well and I drew blood!
Good for you good for you good for you says dog number 2. What are they doing to you? They are putting me down at noon.
Then they turned and looked at dog number 3 that wasn't saying a word.
Why are you in here they ask?
Well I hadn't had any for a long time and I was lying on my master's bedroom floor minding my own business when she came out of the shower naked and started making her bed. I couldn't help myself. I jumped up on top of her and gave it to her good for 20 minutes straight. Good for you good for you said the other two dogs.
What are you in here for?
A nail trimming at 3:00 says dog number three.
Well the neighbours kid was taunting me again today and I got a hold of him and I bit his ass and I bit his ass good! I drew blood!
Good for you good for you good for you says the first dog. What are they going to do to you? They are putting me down tomoorow at 9 in the morning.
The second one looks at him and says why are you in here? The first dog says well the mailman thought I was tied up and I wasn't and he come walking down my sidewalk this morning thinking he owned it and I got a hold of him and I bit his ass too. I got him really good as well and I drew blood!
Good for you good for you good for you says dog number 2. What are they doing to you? They are putting me down at noon.
Then they turned and looked at dog number 3 that wasn't saying a word.
Why are you in here they ask?
Well I hadn't had any for a long time and I was lying on my master's bedroom floor minding my own business when she came out of the shower naked and started making her bed. I couldn't help myself. I jumped up on top of her and gave it to her good for 20 minutes straight. Good for you good for you said the other two dogs.
What are you in here for?
A nail trimming at 3:00 says dog number three.
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Man there is some funny stuff in there.
I'm definitely trying the did you bring the money? on someone. This should be fun...and informative....
My score is 4....
My score is 4....
My score is 4 too, i don't know if that's a good or bad thing though. I’m taking mine as a sign of maturity.... instead of being a delinquent...
Mines 5...
I'm not sure what that means... do you get 4 points if you were arrested 4 times... ?
Here's a hockey joke...
"I want to be traded"... Jack Roslovic...
Chevy's response... click...
"I want to be traded"... Jack Roslovic...
Chevy's response...
click...It’s a point for each thing you HAVEN'T done...Mines 5...
I'm not sure what that means... do you get 4 points if you were arrested 4 times... ?
