OT: Humour Thread
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kanadalainen
A pint of dark matter, please.
My god that's awful.
I'm torn on this. It is corny as hell, awful maybe, but there is a je n'est ce quoi et joi de vivre that comes through.
Its hard to get through it all without laughing.
My kids play it in the background while they game Call of Duty.
I'm torn on this. It is corny as hell, awful maybe, but there is a je n'est ce quoi et joi de vivre that comes through.
Its hard to get through it all without laughing.
My kids play it in the background while they game Call of Duty.
So, do you write poetry with that blaring in the background? .....
kanadalainen
A pint of dark matter, please.
So, do you write poetry with that blaring in the background? .....
Honestly no... there's no way.
I need quiet time, usually as soon as I wake up. A nice cup of coffee, toast and jam, up before the rest of the house, sitting at the kitchen table, typing it soon after the GDT is up. Edit, post, edit again, race to work is the algorithm. 
15- 20 min maximum investment time.
Humour thread material:
This application of a a beagle scratching its hindquarters always brings a smile.
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And the wife gets up looks at you and asks WTH are you doing right now? You turn and say writing poetry on a Winnipeg Jets hockey board. She then pours herself a cup of coffee laughing like this.Honestly no... there's no way.
15- 20 min maximum investment time.
Humour thread material:
This application of a a beagle scratching its hindquarters always brings a smile.
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kanadalainen
A pint of dark matter, please.
And the wife gets up looks at you and asks WTH are you doing right now? You turn and say writing poetry on a Winnipeg Jets hockey board. She then pours herself a cup of coffee laughing like this.
Certes, the whole fam is well aware of my routine poetic injustices. They do make lots of fun of this of course (LOTS ha ha), but lately have just been accepting, and carry on. I have a massive analogue Shakespeare "complete works" book that I access. I had this out for the Colorado game and my daughter casually commented that "perhaps Dad, you're thinking hockey?"
Oh yes.
My spouse doesn't even raise an eyebrow at this point.
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Damn you @SUX2BU!
Now I can't get this darn tune out of my head. 
I've been singing it at work for the last two days, and they think I've gone nuts... 
Although to be honest, I am sure they already think that...
You are supposed to be doing the GDT today, no time for this.
You are supposed to be doing the GDT today, no time for this.
you wait this long for a game, so I get to it
enjoy mac’s song in the meantime
Da Ko Ko nut is not a nut. It's stuck in my head now.How do you guys expect me to get any work done...
kanadalainen
A pint of dark matter, please.
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Rutger McGroarty
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Miroslav Satan, when he played with the Devils
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Bear Trapp
Samuel Dove-McFalls
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Toe Blake
Kane LaFranchise
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Ron Tuggnut
Frank McCool
Radek Bonk
Lyle Odelein
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EDIT:
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Hakan Loob
Merlin Malinowski
Rutger McGroarty
Blade Jenkins
Ivan Ivan
Greg McKegg
Harry Dick
Wacey Rabbit
Poul Popiel
Vladislav Gavrikov
Ville Pekka Ketola
Miroslav Satan, when he played with the Devils
Zarley Zalapski
Montana Onybuchi
Ukko Pekka Lukkonen
Bear Trapp
Samuel Dove-McFalls
Cal Clutterbuck
Tore Vikingstad
Toe Blake
Kane LaFranchise
Sprague Cleghorn
Ron Tuggnut
Frank McCool
Radek Bonk
Lyle Odelein
Steele Boomer
EDIT:
Pokey Reddick
Dustin Byfuglien
I would love to hear what havoc Beyak could wreak with a skating line of Boomer, Bonk and Trapp.
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