How many times do you fart in one day?

[holy]

No cap I just farted and it was great. One of those real gritty farts. Sounded like tree roots jumping out of my ass.

 

[Killer Orcas]

I just farted reading this damn I'm bored but nothing feels better then a good ripper !!

 

[AstrophysicalJet]

Too many...

Once farted on a plane in my sleep after a very fart heavy diet.
My wife woke me and said our whole section of the cabin could smell it.

Luckily most were asleep.

Oops

 

[GreggT]

According to buzzfeed the average person farts 14 times a day...idk if that's 14 they're aware of (which I doubt) or 14 in total (more likely), and I'm sure that's the count if you aren't eating any gas inducing foods that particular day.

 

[Son Goku]

I recorded my best farts, compiled them, and put them on YouTube. That should tell you how often I fart.

 

[Mantis]

I love when you have an itch on your asshole and your fart scratches it for you.