How many kid`s do u have?

[Jiminy Cricket]

I am not comfterble revealing the exact number. But it is somewhere between 100-200. We are looking to get over the 200 mark by 2030 & i would like to have over 1000 grandchildren someday. Some of u will get upset but we are strengthening the gene pool. And we are supporting our local Mom & Pop Walmart, we go thru over 50 box`s of Apple Jack`s a week. I am a proud helicopter parent as well, The way i see it is is that I created my kid`s; they are my Property. And i will feel free to track there Fone`s, read there Diarama`s, watever it take`s. They will all be required to work at Walmart as well or i will Disown them. Have a Blessed day.

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[John Price]

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[Kairi Zaide]

@Guerzy had 200 kids this year alone

 

[Mrfenn92]

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[Jiminy Cricket]

They say that in North Korea there are 28 Approved haircut`s. Well in the Cricket household there is 1: The Cereal bowl Haircut. We require all our children to sport a Cereal bowl Haircut, if u don`t wear 1 u get kicked the **** out of the fambly. Parenting at it`s finest.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

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