HFWF WEEKLY 33
AUGUST 15, 2019
- Highlights chronicling last week's show play, centered around the PWC ambushing Fro, Gongshow and Mitchy before ColePens became the new HFWF World champion.
OPENING - @Fro makes his way out to a HUGE pop. His arm is in a sling. Fro soaks in a massive reaction, as "Fro" chants thunder through the arena. He tries to speak, but fans applaud wildly and drown him out with big cheers. Finally, he starts by saying it finally happened. He says his body finally broke down on him. Boos from the crowd. He says but was it time for it to break down, or did it just break down because ColePens knows he's not good enough to beat him so he had his goons jump him in the parking lot before last week's show and do more damage to his shoulder and ultimately ended his title reign. Fro says the numbers back it up, he's the most decorated HFWF champion in history, hell, he's the most decorated champion in HFWF history. He was the talk of the company putting on countless classics, defending the championship with pride and giving the fans a show every night. More big cheers as Fro says he did it for them. Fro says now that he's not champion, he finally swallowed the pill and decided to get the surgery on his shoulder, so he won't be in the ring for a bit, which gets boos from the crowd. He says until then, he's going to be on TV every week... BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO BE SITTING BESIDE MARUO RANALLO EVERY WEEK. The fans pop big as Mauro seems shocked by the news but is all for it. Fro says he's going to be sitting at the commentary desk with Mauro, and he's going to be biding his time, rehabbing six days a week, keeping his eyes on things closely around here and when he comes back, he vows to win back HIS HFWF championship. The fans go wild.
@ColePens MUSIC HITS TO A HUGE AMOUNT OF HEAT! The boos are deafening in the arena as ColePens and
@KIRK walk out. ColePens gets in the ring, showing off his HFWF championship around his waist, standing across Fro, as the boos are ridiculously loud. "You suck" chants directed at ColePens, that then turn to "*******" chants. KIRK introduces himself, but the boos are so loud he has to stop. This happens a couple more times before he shouts in the mic, and introduces himself as the advocate of the PWC, and the NEW champion of the world, the HFWF's champion, ColePens. Big boos. ColePens tells Fro it's nice to see him again. He holds the championship in Fro's face, and then tells Fro to get his bum ass out of his ring, go sit at the announcer's desk, and talk about how great ColePens is. Fro stares down ColePens and then leaves the ring as ColePens stands tall, basking in the spotlight in the middle of the ring as KIRK applauds him but the fans boo big time. Gold confetti now falls from the sky to boos.
ColePens says it was about time the HFWF had a champion with class, with true prestige, with the looks, the talent, and the money of a true champion. ColePens says he's waited, he fought wars in WarGames, he fought to the death in Unsanctioned matches, he did more than he should have had to do before getting back to the mountain top because of his legendary status in the HFWF, but it's all worth it to finally hold the championship up high again. He says not to worry, because he's going to carry on the tradition of being a champion the HFWF fans can be proud of. He says he worked hard and he did this all by himself to get the championship again and he won't let it go to waste. Fans boo wildly at ColePens' inaccuracy at the events leading to his championship win. ColePens says that the open challenges will... END. People will have to EARN a chance at this championship, but he's going to be on every magazine, on every sponsorship deal, on every talk show, all the big companies in the world, Apple, Google, Amazon will want partnerships with the HFWF because he is their champion now, and quite frankly, he doesn't blame those companies at all...
Suddenly,
@Phobia Catalyst 's music hits to a BIG pop at the surprise of it! Phobia walks out, no face paint on as he's wearing street clothes and walks down to the ring. Phobia stands across from ColePens and KIRK as both look kind of confused at why he's out there. Phobia surveys the crowd, and an "AC" chant starts, referencing who he was before his psychotic break as "Legendary AC." Phobia Catalyst says he wanted to be the first one out here and say congratulations to ColePens. The fans boo big time as Phobia says he and Cole go way back and he's proud of him. Phobia extends his hand to ColePens, and ColePens smirks, looking at KIRK and says "someone gets it!" ColePens goes to shake hands with Phobia Catalyst,
but Phobia pulls his hand back! The fans pop as Phobia now paces the ring and says he was just kidding and he thinks this is all a bunch of crap! The fans pop big as ColePens is shocked at the sudden outburst. Phobia Catalyst says he's been busting his ass for a long time in the HFWF, longer than anyone else, and what does he have to show for it? He won the U.S. Title, yeah, he won the tag titles, sure, but he never won the big one. Hell, he never even had a chance to fight for the big one without answering an open challenge. Phobia Catalyst says he's eaten crap his entire career in the HFWF until he finally lost his damn mind. He asks ColePens if he sees the face paint he was wearing? He lost it. Phobia says he doesn't sleep anymore, he hardly eats, he barely knows who the hell he is, who he's supposed to be, he can hardly remember what he's done in his legendary career. Phobia Catalyst says he's waited over 5 years and he wants his shot NOW. The fans pop big. ColePens says no. ColePens says he doesn't know what Phobia is thinking, but ColePens isn't an idiot like Fro who's going to hand title matches to anyone who wants them. This championship is to be EARNED and Phobia hasn't earned it. Hell, Phobia can't even put away OmniSens. "Oooooh's" from the crowd as Phobia's eyes widen. Phobia stares at ColePens. ColePens says MCG was right back years ago when he said Phobia will never be a champion in the HFWF. ColePens says he and MCG are actually similar in a lot of ways, even if they don't agree on many things, but ColePens does agree with MCG... Phobia Catalyst just doesn't have what it takes. All those years ago, MCG called Phobia Catalyst a "good hand," and ColePens agrees. Phobia is a good hand, but good hands don't get chances at the HFWF championship. "AC" chants start again. ColePens tells Phobia Catalyst to keep to his appointments at the mental asylum, and when he's good, and when this "Phobia Catalyst" dude is no more, and when LEGENDARY AC comes back... maybe... just maybe ColePens MIGHT change his mind and he might give LEGENDARY AC a chance at the championship, but until then, this freak that paints his face, talking about fear and calls himself "Phobia Catalyst" is NEVER getting a shot at his championship. The fans boo as ColePens drops his mic, getting in Phobia's face. Tensions are high but KIRK calms Cole down and both leave the ring as Phobia looks into the crowd to close the segment.
RINGSIDE - Mauro Ranallo and Fro talk about tensions being high. Fro says deep down, he knows Legendary AC is still somewhere in there and that's who needs to come out when/if he gets that shot at the title.
MATCH 1 -- @Cor vs. @Disclose (w/Catrina)
- The two lockup. They're at a stalemate, but Disclose backs Cor into the corner and then backs away at the count of four. He taps Cor's chest and poses to a mixed reaction. They lockup again, and Disclose goes behind. He grounds Cor with a front facelock. Cor battles up and he backs Disclose into the corner. Clean break, but Cor tries for a cheap shot, but Disclose dodges. He hits repeated strikes to Cor in the corner, and then hits a running dropkick on Cor. Cor staggers out and Disclose hits a running knee to Cor, and then continues off the ropes and drops Cor with a running neckbreaker to a pop. Disclose for the cover, but Cor kicks out at two. Disclose pulls Cor up and hits some hard rights. He Irish whips Cor into the corner and looks for a splash, but Cor moves. Cor looks for a quick roll up, but Disclose kicks out. Cor clobbers away at Disclose. He tries Irish whipping Disclose off the ropes but Disclose counters and Irish whips Cor instead. Cor kicks Disclose in the chest on the rebound. Cor Irish whips Disclose now, but Disclose lands in the ropes and he poses on the middle rope with the Tranquilo pose to a big pop.
- Cor tries kicking Disclose off the ropes, but Disclose slips through out to the apron to avoid it. Disclose hits a high kick on Cor to the head. Disclose runs up to the top turnbuckle and takes Cor down with a diving crossbody. Disclose pops up and hits a forearm smash in the corner on Cor. Disclose looks for a bulldog, but
COR COUNTERS AND DROPS DISCLOSE WITH A BIG BACK SUPLEX! Cor for the cover but he gets a two count. Cor now hits repeated elbow drops on Disclose, and then hits a big knee drop. Another cover, but Disclose kicks out at two again. Cor pulls Disclose up and wrenches on the arm. Cor climbs up to the top rope, shades of The Undertaker with Old School, but Disclose stops Cor's momentum. Disclose springboards off the middle rope and he whips Cor across the ring by the arm to counter to a big pop. Disclose charges at Cor in the corner again but Cor moves this time. Disclose is laid out across the top turnbuckle and Cor hits him with a big kick to the gut. Disclose on the apron now, and
COR GRABS DISCLOSE BY HIS HAIR AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL RING POST FROM THE APRON! Disclose drops down to the floor as Cor taunts in the ring to boos from the crowd.
- Cor waits in the ring, willing to take a ring out count. Disclose is up on the apron and tries re-entering the ring, but
COR HITS A BIG KICK TO THE CHEST OF DISCLOSE! Cor has Disclose setting up for a draping move over the middle rope, and
COR DROPS DISCLOSE WITH A DRAPING SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cor for the cover... DISCLOSE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO! Cor stomps away at Disclose in frustration now. Cor pulls Disclose up to drop him with a big suplex. Cor pulls Disclose up again and drops him with another suplex. Cor pulls Disclose up and he looks for a third vertical suplex (not in succession), but Disclose blocks!
DISCLOSE HITS A SUPLEX, AND A SECOND! ALL IN SUCCESSION, HE LOOKS FOR A THIRD TO FINISH OFF THREE AMIGOS, BUT COR BLOCKS! Cor continues blocking, and he eventually lifts Disclose up for a suplex, but Disclose lands behind Cor. Disclose leaps up on Cor's shoulders, and then rotates and he takes Cor down with a hurricanrana! Cor pops up off the impact, and
DISCLOSE HITS A DISCUS REVERSE ELBOW TO THE JAW OF COR! Cor is staggered.
DISCLOSE FOR THE HIGH ANGLE IMPALER DDT, BUT COR SPINS OUT! COR FOR THE ROLL UP, HE HAS THE TIGHTS, BUT DISCLOSE KICKS OUT AT TWO! Both men are up, Cor catches Disclose with a boot to the face! Disclose in the corner, and
COR HITS A BIG FLYING CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER TO DISCLOSE! Cor sets up for the Skull Crushing Finale,
BUT DISCLOSE WITH A WHEELBARROW ROLL UP TO COUNTER, AND COR KICKS OUT AT TWO! Both men pop up, and
DISCLOSE WITH A BACK KICK TO THE GUT OF COR, AND THEN OFF THE ROPES AND A BIG RUNNING KNEE TO COR!
- Both men are selling, Disclose against the ropes and Cor on the mat. Suddenly,
@Brudda, @PeterSidorkiewicz AND Stash the Monkey come out to a BIG POP! Catrina is losing her mind on the outside, Disclose looks like he's seen a ghost. Disclose approaches them as Brudda, Peter and Stash are wearing Disclose shirts and are cheering him on. Peter is yelling "you got 'em, buddy! You got this!" while giving him a big thumbs up! Disclose is yelling at Catrina to get rid of them,
BUT COR SNEAKS UP BEHIND WITH A ROLL UP! HE HAS THE TIGHTS... DISCLOSE KICKS OUT AT THE LAST MOMENT THOUGH! Both men are up,
DISCLOSE FOR A DISCUS REVERSE ELBOW, BUT COR CATCHES HIM... SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!!! COR POINTS AT PETER, TAUNTING HIM, AND HE TURNS DISCLOSE OVER... AND COR PINS DISCLOSE!
RESULT: Cor def. Disclose @ 12:00.
Post-match: Cor quickly rolls out of the ring as Peter enters the ring. Cor laughs as he points at Peter, as commentary says the distraction of Peter, Brudda and Stash cheering on Disclose cost Disclose the match. Cor celebrates his victory and motions around his waist to taunt Peter. In the ring, Disclose is stirring now. PeterSidorkiewicz, Brudda and Stash are all checking on Disclose. Stash the Monkey pulls a banana out and is trying to feed it to Disclose, but Disclose grabs the banana and throws it to the mat and stomps on it. The fans boo big time as Disclose pushes by Peter and Brudda and leaves the ring, leaving with Catrina as the fans boo. Peter, Brudda and Stash are sad in the ring, with Stash looking ready to cry again and going to Peter for consolation as Peter picks Stash up and holds him in his arms like a baby while Brudda and Peter watch Disclose disappear behind the curtain.
BACKSTAGE - @ColePens is walking backstage with KIRK. KIRK is telling photographers to get better pictures of ColePens from different angles, as snaps and flashes are heard and seen. Suddenly, in the middle of ColePens' own championship photoshoot,
@Phobia Catalyst JUMPS COLEPENS!!! The fans live go wild as Phobia Catalyst is attacking ColePens and KIRK is screaming at the top of his lungs! Quickly, security run in to try and separate them, and
MCG appears to a pop! MCG is getting involved in separating them, holding back Phobia Catalyst. Phobia Catalyst breaks free from MCG's grip and
PHOBIA IS IN MCG'S FACE! The fans go nuts! There is SO much history, and the tension is big! Phobia tells MCG "GIVE ME A SHOT!" MCG asks if Phobia is serious and says no. MCG calls Phobia a liability and he doesn't even know who the hell this guy is anymore. Phobia calms himself down and says he and MCG have been at each other's throats for over a half decade now but it's time to do the right thing. Phobia says MCG doesn't know who this guy is anymore, "AND I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM EITHER!" Phobia pleads with MCG, telling him that he started all this! He never gave him a shot, he fought through obstacles no one else had to go through, he beat MCG at Night to Remember, he beat MCG inside a Hell in a Cell, and he still never got a shot and look at him now. He's out of his mind. Phobia Catalyst grabs MCG by the collar of his shirt, "you did this to me, and you can save me from this." Phobia tells MCG he can turn this ship around. All he needs is an opportunity at the championship to restore his sanity. Phobia says MCG has the power to do it, SO DO IT. "Give me a shot! I'm pleading with you! I need to figure out who the hell I am again!" MCG looks to seriously be considering it... "Fine." The fans pop BIG live as Phobia raises his head, almost in shock at the response. MCG says he's not just giving him a match, but an opportunity to EARN a title match.
MCG tells Phobia Catalyst he will go one-on-one with ColePens next week in a non-title match, and if he wins... Phobia will get a title match at Apocalypse. The fans live pop HUGE as MCG walks off, and Phobia watches MCG leave with a smirk on his face.
MATCH 2 -- @BonMorrison (w/ @Paris in Flames ) vs. @Dr Pepper (w/ @jbell886 )
- Before the bell even rings,
@UnrealMachine AND @Scandale du Jour HOP THE BARRICADE! SCANDALE HITS JBELL WITH A SUPERKICK THAT STAGGERS HIM! UNREALMACHINE RUNS OVER PARIS IN FLAMES WITH A MONSTROUS CLOTHESLINE! DR PEPPER TRIES TO HIT A SUICIDE DIVE ON UNREALMACHINE, BUT UNREALMACHINE CATCHES HIM OUT OF MID-AIR! OH MY GOD, THE STRENGTH! UNREALMACHINE WITH A BIG OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR TO DR PEPPER!
- Scandale du Jour runs into the ring and he attacks BonMorrison now! The heat is deafening as the Penguins Wrecking Crew reign of destruction continues on this week, and they're in action in tonight's main event!
SCANDALE DU JOUR HITS A BIG POPUP SITOUT POWERBOMB ON BONMORRISON! SCANDALE CLIMBS UP TOP... AND HE HITS A MASSIVE FROG SPLASH ON BONMORRISON! Jbell now runs into the ring and he corners Scandale with HARD CHOPS! The fans pop at the rally, but
UNREALMACHINE COMES UP BEHIND JBELL AND THROWS HIM ACROSS THE RING WITH A BIG GERMAN SUPLEX! More boos as UnrealMachine smirks. Scandale du Jour climbs up top...
AND SCANDALE DU JOUR HITS A MASSIVE FROG SPLASH ON JBELL! UnrealMachine and Scandale du Jour stand tall. They exit the ring...
AND SCANDALE HITS PARIS IN FLAMES WITH A BIG SUPERKICK! UNREALMACHINE LIFTS PARIS UP... AND HE DROPS HIM WITH AN F5 ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE, BUT THE TABLE DOESN'T BREAK!!! Paris rolls into Mauro and Fro's laps. UnrealMachine stalks the body of Dr Pepper...
AND UNREALMACHINE LIFTS DR PEPPER UP AND DROPS HIM WITH AN F5 ON THE FLOOR!!! The fans boo as UnrealMachine and Scandale du Jour survey the crowd and then pose in the middle of the ring to more boos.
RESULT: BonMorrison vs. Dr Pepper never begins.
BACKSTAGE - @The Gongshow and @Mitchy are shown in the hallway watching on the monitor at the destruction by the Penguins Wrecking Crew. The Gongshow and Mitchy glare at each other, almost as if to wonder what they're getting themselves into tonight.
INTERVIEW - @SeidoN and @Serac, the tag champs, are shown alongside Cathy Kelley to a pop from the fans. Serac is playing air guitar on the tag title to impress Cathy, as Serac asks Cathy if she knew he personally requested this interview time to be with her and not Kayla. Cathy doesn't seem too flattered and gets on with the interview. Serac hypes his non-title match with PeterSidorkiewicz next week, saying they have history, and they've gone to wars. The Outcasts realize the error of their ways in the past on their quest to get respect, and next week, there is no BS or anything like that. It's just two guys going out there and tearing the house down, but the better man will win. It will be him, and when he does win, he's going to be closer to getting a shot at the All Class Championship. SeidoN begins hyping his match with Natey for Apocalypse and the issues between himself and Natey, but before he can get too deep,
@KIRK WALKS IN! Boos from the crowd as KIRK is on his own. KIRK says he's just here as an advocate but, if Cathy doesn't mind, he has a question for SeidoN. "Why wait until Apocalypse?" KIRK says this man tried costing The Outcasts everything they were fighting for at Payback and SeidoN is willing to let him off the hook until Apocalypse? No, no... KIRK says there's more to it. The tag champs know if they didn't have this little spat that equates to a middle school tiff, they would be having a date with his clients,
UnrealMachine and Scandale du Jour at Apocalypse. KIRK asks the tag champs if that's correct. SeidoN and Serac both say no, and that they're willing to fight anyone, at any time and have no problems fighting KIRK's clients. KIRK shrugs and asks if that's the case, then why not put your money where your mouth is? KIRK says if SeidoN were a man, he would march into MCG's office, tell him he wants to fight Natey ASAP on HFWF TV and then SeidoN and Serac would either a) grab a ringside seat at Apocalypse to get a first hand look at their impending doom courtesy of the PWC, or B) they would tell MCG they want to enter that match, make it a fatal-four way tag team match, and put their titles on the line. "That's just me, though... you know, if I were a man, SeidoN" as KIRK glares at the tag champs one last time before walking off. SeidoN and Serac look pissed.
MATCH 3 -- @Falco Lombardi vs. @Virtanen18
-- Off the bell, Falco aggressively backs Virtanen into the corner on a lockup. Falco hits repeated body punches to the gut of Virtanen. Falco Irish whips Virt and looks for a splash, but Virt moves! Virt off the ropes and he hits a flying forearm smash to Falco. He hits another flying forearm smash to Falco as the fans pop. Virt Irish whips Falco, but Falco baseball slides through the legs of Virt. Falco pops up behind him and looks for a sleeper, but Virtanen slips through and drops Falco with a back suplex. Cover gets a one count. Virtanen stomps away at Falco now into the corner. Virtanen lifts Falco up in a seated position and follows up. After a bit of a tussle up top, Virtanen gets the edge...
AND VIRTANEN HITS A SUPER HURRICANRANA ON FALCO TO A HUGE POP! Virtanen for the cover, but Falco kicks out at two! Virtanen acts quick.
VIRTANEN CLIMBS UP TOP AND HE HITS A BIG SPLASH OFF THE TOP... BUT FALCO GETS HIS KNEES UP!!! SMALL PACKAGE... VIRTANEN KICKS OUT AT TWO!!!
- Virtanen gets up holding his ribs, and
FALCO POPS UP AND DROPS HIM WITH A FAMEASSER! COVER... VIRTANEN GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO! Virtanen rolls to the corner to reset, but Falco hits him with a splash. He follows up with 10 punches in the corner. Falco looks for a swinging neckbreaker, but Virtanen pushes Falco off the ropes and
VIRTANEN THEN DROPS FALCO WITH A FLAPJACK! COVER... FALCO GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AGAIN! The fans are popping for the fast and furious action. Falco rolls out to the floor.
VIRTANEN FOR THE BASEBALL SLIDE, BUT FALCO MOVES! FALCO WITH A KICK TO THE GUT OF VIRTANEN AND FALCO DROPS VIRTANEN WITH A FAMEASSER ON THE FLOOR! Falco pulls Virtanen up and rolls him into the ring. Falco is on the apron contemplating a move. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and
FALCO HITS A DIVING ELBOW DROP ON VIRTANEN, A LA SHAWN MICHAELS! Falco pops up and he looks into the crowd to boos as he spots a Make-A-Wish kid at ringside and taunts him with Emperoreddy poses.
- Virtanen gets up...
AND FALCO HITS A SHOULDER TACKLE! AND A SECOND! FALCO HITS A SPINOUT POWERBOMB AND SETS UP FOR THE FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Falco Lombardi is stealing Emperoreddy's signature moves!
FALCO TAUNTS BEFORE THE FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE, BUT VIRTANEN GRABS HIM IN A CRADLE BUT FALCO KICKS OUT AT TWO! Both men pop up and
FALCO LOOKS FOR ANOTHER FAMEASSER, BUT VIRTANEN CATCHES HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR A POWERBOMB... BUT FALCO COUNTERS INTO A DDT! Falco pops up and
FALCO HITS VIRTANEN WITH A SUPERKICK! Falco gets back in position...
AND FALCO NOW HITS VIRTANEN WITH THE FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Boos from the crowd as Falco is taunting Emperoreddy and setting up for his finishing move.
FALCO LIFTS VIRTANEN UP ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT... AND FALCO HITS IT!!! The fans boo as Falco smirks, proud of his work. Falco pulls Virtanen up again...
AND FALCO HITS VIRTANEN WITH A SECOND ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! FALCO FOR THE COVER... AND FALCO PICKS UP THE WIN, SENDING A MESSAGE TO EMPEROREDDY ALONG THE WAY!
RESULT: Falco Lombardi def. Virtanen @ 9:00.
Post-match: Falco Lombardi pops up, proud of his work, wiping his hands as if it were easy. Falco Lombardi demands the referee raise his hand as we go see highlights of the match. When we come back live, Falco Lombardi exits the ring and he approaches the Make-A-Wish kid at ringside, but
@Emperoreddy 'S MUSIC HITS! The fans pop BIG as Emperoreddy runs down the ramp and around the ring, but
Falco hops the guardrail and bails through the crowd! Emperoreddy stares down Falco and shares a few words with the Make-A-Wish Kid at ringside. Emperoreddy grabs a microphone, and he stares towards Falco, and says the running ends at Apocalypse. Emperoreddy says enough is enough, and Falco Lombardi, "YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED!" The fans pop big as Emperoreddy is shaking in anger as he throws the mic down. Falco Lombardi and Emperoreddy stare each other down from a distance to close the segment.
BACKSTAGE - @SeidoN and @Serac are walking through the halls. They enter
MCG's office. The fans pop as MCG wants to know what they want. SeidoN says he wants Natey next week. The fans pop as MCG smirks. MCG says KIRK got to him, huh? MCG says he'd love to accommodate it, but next week's show is booked. However, in two weeks...
SeidoN vs. Natey is on. The fans pop BIG.
Serac then says he and SeidoN want in that tag team match at Apocalypse! The fans pop BIG but MCG shakes his head and says "no." MCG says they can be at ringside on commentary for that match, but we need rightful contenders and not two guys just running around and attacking people left, right and center and bullying their way into a title match. It doesn't work like that on his show. MCG also tells SeidoN that his match with Natey in two weeks... it's still No DQ, but MCG tells Serac that he won't be at ringside for that match. Serac understands.
MATCH 4 -- @Mitchy & @The Gongshow vs. @UnrealMachine & @Scandale du Jour (w/ @KIRK)
- As soon as the bell rings to start the match,
MITCHY AND GONGSHOW CHARGE AND ATTACK UNREALMACHINE AND SCANDALE! A brawl breaks out, and eventually, Gongshow and Mitchy knock UnrealMachine and Scandale du Jour out to the floor. UnrealMachine and Scandale du Jour try to regroup with KIRK, but
MITCHY TAKES OUT UNREALMACHINE AND SCANDALE DU JOUR WITH A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE TOP ROPE TO A HUGE POP! The Gongshow rolls out to the floor and he pulls Scandale up, and
GONGSHOW THROWS SCANDALE INTO THE RING STEPS TO A BIG POP! Gongshow and Mitchy glare at each other and nod somewhat hesitantly. Gongshow and Mitchy point towards UnrealMachine, and both pull UnrealMachine up and
THEY THROW UNREALMACHINE INTO THE STEEL RING POST! Gong and Mitchy throw UnrealMachine repeatedly into the ring post before they both throw him into the barricade. Gongshow rolls Scandale into the ring and follows.
- Gongshow works over Scandale in the corner with strikes. He Irish whips Scandale into the opposite corner and bounces out to a big back body drop from Gongshow. Gongshow is fired up, feeding off the crowd. Gongshow Garvin stomps Scandale's limbs in the middle of the ring, and then Gongshow hits a couple big knee drops to the chest of Scandale. Gongshow for the cover, but Scandale kicks out at two. The Gongshow climbs up to the top turnbuckle and measures up Scandale du Jour, but he sees UnrealMachine getting up first on the floor...
SO THE GONGSHOW LEAPS OFF THE TOP AND HE TAKES UNREALMACHINE OUT ON THE FLOOR WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY TO A HUGE POP! Gongshow pops up and he's fired up as the fans pop and KIRK's jaw is nearly on the floor. Gongshow rolls into the ring...
BUT HE RUNS INTO A SUPERKICK FROM SCANDALE! Gongshow is staggered, and Scandale Irish whips Gongshow and
SCANDALE DROPS GONGSHOW WITH A TILT-A-WHIR SLAM! Scandale for the cover, but Gongshow gets the shoulder up at two!
- Scandale sits Gongshow up and hits him with repeated elbows to the traps and clobbering forearms to the side of the face. Scandale pulls Gongshow up and drops him with a suplex throw.
SCANDALE FOLLOWS UP WITH A RUNNING SENTON! Scandale for the cover, but Gongshow kicks out at two! Scandale talks trash to Mitchy in French and then pulls Gongshow up and Irish whips him to the corner. Scandale charges, but Gongshow gets his boot up and catches Scandale. Scandale runs back but eats another boot. He tries a third time, but Gongshow moves and Scandale goes chest first into the corner.
GONGSHOW DROPS SCANDALE WITH AN INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER! The fans pop as he goes for the cover, but Scandale kicks out at two. Gongshow grabs Scandale by the arm and points to Mitchy, who gets a HUGE POP. "Mitchy" chants start. The Gongshow gives Mitchy instructions, and
THE GONGSHOW TAGS IN MITCHY! THE FANS POP BIG!
- Mitchy follows instructions, climbing up the far side top turnbuckle. Gongshow puts Scandale in a seated position on the top turnbuckle.
GONGSHOW FOLLOWS UP, AND GONGSHOW HITS SCANDALE WITH A BIG SUPERPLEX TO A HUGE POP! MITCHY IMMEDIATELY JUMPS OFF THE TOP AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A BIG FROG SPLASH, SCANDALE'S OWN MOVE!!! THE FANS POP HUGE!!! KIRK IS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AS MITCHY GOES FOR THE COVER, BUT UNREALMACHINE RUNS IN AND HE PULLS MITCHY OFF SCANDALE WITH ONE HAND AND THROWS HIM ACROSS THE RING! HOLY GOD, THE POWER! UnrealMachine surveys the scene, and
UNREAL CHARGES TO THE CORNER AND HITS THE GONGSHOW WITH A CLOBBERING PUNCH, KNOCKING HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR! UnrealMachine looks blood red from anger as he scares the referee away. KIRK tries to calm down UnrealMachine, but UnrealMachine leaves the ring...
AND UNREALMACHINE GERMAN SUPLEXES THE GONGSHOW ON THE FLOOR! Gongshow screams in pain.
MITCHY CHARGES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE, BUT UNREALMACHINE CUTS HIM OFF WITH A HARD FOREARM SMASH TO THE TOP OF MITCHY'S HEAD! Mitchy staggers back, and
SCANDALE HITS A FULL NELSON SUPLEX ON MITCHY!! COVER... BUT MITCHY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO!
- UnrealMachine now climbs up to the apron and Scandale crawls towards him, and
Scandale tags in UnrealMachine! The fans boo as UnrealMachine hops over the top rope to show off his agility and hops in the ring as he stalks Mitchy. Mitchy starts getting up, and UnrealMachine hits hard knees to the ribs of Mitchy. He backs him into the corner and hits him with repeated shoulder thrusts into the corner.
UNREALMACHINE THEN STRONGLY IRISH WHIPS MITCHY INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! Mitchy drops down to the mat as he screams out, holding his back. UnrealMachine lifts Mitchy up effortlessly and Irish whips him ridiculously hard into the corner again! Mitchy drops to his knees, holding his back. UnrealMachine hits a hard knee to the side of the head of Mitchy. Mitchy is turtling as UnrealMachine hits him with repeated knees and clobbering closed-fist punches to the back of the head. UnrealMachine pulls Mitchy up and effortlessly lifts him up and drops him with a thunderous suplex! UnrealMachine smirks as he looks back and sees Mitchy selling in pain. The Gongshow is stirring on the floor, watching this take place. UnrealMachine pulls Mitchy up again and lifts him up for another suplex, and he drops him with a second one. UnrealMachine sits Mitchy up and shows him off to the crowd too boos as UnrealMachine yells out "THIS IS YOUR GUY?" and starts a "Mitchy" chant in a mocking tone.
- UnrealMachine tries pulling Mitchy up, but
MITCHY KICKS UNREALMACHINE IN THE TOP OF THE HEAD! The fans pop as UnrealMachine staggers back. Unreal charges again, but Mitchy hits another kick. The fans are popping. UnrealMachine grabs Mitchy by the leg on the third go and then pulls him up. He holds onto the leg, and looks for a vicious clothesline, but Mitchy dodges! Mitchy fires away with forearm smashes to a big pop, backing the big man to the ropes. Mitchy tries to Irish whip UnrealMachine, but Unreal overpowers Mitchy and Irish whips him, but Mitchy catches Unreal with a kick to the chest on the rebound! Mitchy off the ropes again, but Scandale kicks Mitchy in the lower back to stop his momentum!
UNREALMACHINE CHARGES, BUT MITCHY PULLS THE ROPE DOWN AND UNREAL FLIES OUT TO THE FLOOR! MITCHY OFF THE ROPES AND HE HITS UNREAL WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! UNREAL IS STAGGERED BUT ON HIS FEET... MITCHY OFF THE ROPES AGAIN AND HE HITS ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE! UNREAL IS ON ONE KNEE, SO MITCHY RUNS WILD ONCE MORE, AND HE HITS A THIRD SUICIDE DIVE AND UNREALMACHINE NOW DROPS TO THE FLOOR!!! THE FANS GO WILD!!! Mitchy turns and
SCANDALE LOOKS FOR A SUPERKICK, BUT MITCHY DODGES AND HITS SCANDALE WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN!
- Mitchy rolls UnrealMachine into the ring and follows. Mitchy sets up in the corner to a huge pop as the fans feel it coming. UnrealMachine is slowly getting up, and
MITCHY WITH A SIDE KICK TO THE GUT! UNREALMACHINE IN POSITION... MITCHY OFF THE ROPES... UNREALMACHINE CUTS MITCHY OFF WITH AN F5 TO A HUGE AMOUNT OF HEAT... BUT MITCHY COUNTERS THE F5 OUT OF MID-AIR WITH A DDT!!! THE FANS GO WILD!!! Mitchy is stirring on the mat as he sees UnrealMachine is rolling around selling the effects of the DDT. KIRK is yelling for UnrealMachine to get back into it. Mitchy is slowly crawling to his corner. Mitchy needs to make a tag to the fresher Gongshow...
MITCHY TAGS IN THE GONGSHOW... BUT NO! THE GONGSHOW STEPS OFF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR!!! THE HEAT IS DEAFENING AS THE GONGSHOW STEPS UP AND HAS A STOIC LOOK ON HIS FACE TOWARDS MITCHY! Mitchy pulls himself up with help of the ropes, and yells out "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" The Gongshow has no response, but just a blank stare as he looks at Mitchy. Mitchy repeatedly yells, asking Gongshow what he's doing before finally calling The Gongshow "a son of a *****!" and this buys time for UnrealMachine to recover, and
UNREALMACHINE RUNS UP BEHIND MITCHY AND HITS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! UnrealMachine pulls him up again...
A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! UnrealMachine sets up for a third German suplex...
BUT MITCHY FLIPS THROUGH AND LANDS ON HIS FEET TO A HUGE POP! MITCHY WITH A SIDE KICK TO THE GUT OF UNREALMACHINE, AND THEN A SUPERKICK TO UNREALMACHINE WHEN HE WAS ON HIS KNEES! Mitchy is feeling it...
BUT THE GONGSHOW ROLLS INTO THE RING AND HE DROPS MITCHY WITH THE GSC!!!!! THE FANS BOO HUGE AS THE GONGSHOW ROLLS OUT OF THE RING... AND THE GONGSHOW DROPS SCANDALE DU JOUR WITH A GSC ON THE FLOOR!!! NO ONE IS EXEMPT! The Gongshow gets up, glares at KIRK, and then starts walking up the ramp to a huge amount of heat as "you suck" chants fill the arena towards him. The Gongshow stands on the top of the stage, surveying the crowd and watching on in the ring. In the ring, UnrealMachine is up, he sees Mitchy down...
UNREALMACHINE PULLS MITCHY UP EFFORTLESSLY, LIFTS HIM UP TO HIS SHOULDERS... AND UNREALMACHINE DROPS MITCHY WITH THE F5!!! UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER... AND IT'S GOOD! UNREALMACHINE PINS MITCHY!
RESULT: UnrealMachine & Scandale du Jour def. Mitchy & The Gongshow @ 23:00.
Post-match: The fans boo as UnrealMachine sits up and laughs as KIRK applauds as he enters the ring. Unreal looks back at Mitchy, as the fans boo. We see highlights of the match and a replay of the finish, including Gongshow's betrayal of Mitchy. Back live, UnrealMachine helps Scandale up, and the PWC celebrate their victory. The Gongshow looks on from the top of the stage, staring stoicly in the ring at Mitchy, UnrealMachine and Scandale du Jour to close the show.
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CONFIRMED FOR NEXT WEEK'S SHOW
- ColePens vs. Phobia Catalyst; if Phobia wins, he will get a title match at Apocalypse.
- Serac vs. PeterSidorkiewicz.
- Scandale du Jour vs. Jbell.
CONFIRMED FOR TWO WEEKS FROM NOW
- SeidoN vs. Natey in a No Disqualification match.
