HFWF: The Reboot III

[M.C.G. 31]

Did my outlines. 9 shows of build to the PPV Apocalypse after Payback.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

now, again disclaimer, after this PPV is where people will be left off PPVs -- not because they won't have a story, I'm still giving everyone a story that's involved, but because there'll be more blow offs on TV and stuff and PPVs will be limited to 5 matches, like NXT. It's easier to write and I don't get burned out this way.

also, as summer approaches, frequency will be lower with more work, volunteering, and gym, and general house stuff irl (ripping out my backyard for a patio for example lmao)

 

[Emperoreddy]

HFWF is the Attitude era where the weekly show trumped the PPVs in importance.

 

[Emperoreddy]

See that shows the difference between you and me @Falco Lombardi

See I accept my defeat. I am not expecting any pats on the back for losing. You on the other hand think you proved something by getting beat.

There is no silver medal in this business, and I’ll show that to you the next time I see bad you leave you on the mat.

 

[UnrealMachine]

It's not too late @PeterSidorkiewicz .... you were always meant to be with the PWC.

Leave those dirtbags.

@PeterSidorkiewicz has a lot of potential... being WASTED as a Tenant! If he's really looking for gold, check out the colors on my new Gudbranson jersey. THIS.COULD.BE.YOU!

 

[Dr Pepper]

We going to Payback, *****es!

@UnrealMachine

Pfft, everyone knows it's better for business if you have a ladder match with more competitors.

@jbell886 and I knew this, naturally, so we allowed you both to enter the PPV match via your win.

You're welcome!

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

TheRealPeterS @PeterSidorkiewicz
So. much. monkey. crap. On my lawn. Did I really finally make it to HFWF after all these years to take care of a monkey and kill people with fireworks? Also, thanks for almost no letters of support asking if I was okay after those explosions.

 

[BonMorrison]

I don't know how the weird accent thing started for @PeterSidorkiewicz but I'm here for it.

 

[Cor]

@Chytil come feud with me plz

 

[M.C.G. 31]

@Chytil come feud with me plz

Lol poor Cor, only dude whose rival is MIA

 

[KIRK]

It's not too late @PeterSidorkiewicz .... you were always meant to be with the PWC.

Leave those dirtbags.

Just tell @ColePens what you want, @PeterSidorkiewicz, and the world is yours.

A life of unimaginable wealth and opulence.

And not just cash burning a hole in your pocket or travel by @ColePens new Gulfstream or models hanging from both of your arms.

Sure, they're @ColePens sloppy seconds sometimes, but that's not the point.

The point is you can have it ALL.

A servant to shoot off fireworks for you.

A 10 acre, pristine and maintained estate, not a monkey crap infested quasi homeless encampment.

Recognition and acceptance.

No more cartoon voices. No more tawdry waffle throwing gimmicks.

NO!

Instead, a HOME . . . a HOME with the PWC.

All you have to do is embrace the REAL you.

All you have to do is tell @ColePens your price.

 

[KIRK]

he PREPARED THE BATTLEFIELD for your own funeral. what are you trying to do?

Peter only cares about Birds that can FLY and his EXPEDITION OF GOLD!
and after i finally get you out if the way, Coles... WE are taking the rest of the belts!

Are you sure?

ARE YOU REALLY SURE?

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

Are you sure?

ARE YOU REALLY SURE?

Make no mistake @KIRK, while monkey crap might be annoying, and fire works might be dangerous, I am still going to watch @Disclose kick the crap out of ColePens at Payback! He gave me a room, and he's my BEST FRIEND. ColePens has no idea what he is in for when he decided he wanted to go unsanctioned. The battlefield is prepped, are you?

And I vaguely remember that I will be in a ladder match, where I will show everyone why I was picked for HFWF, and while the PWC is living off of glories past. Your pretty boy Scandale's face is going to eat a LADDER, and your machine is going to be turned off, for good!

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Make no mistake @KIRK, while monkey crap might be annoying, and fire works might be dangerous, I am still going to watch @Disclose kick the crap out of ColePens at Payback! He gave me a room, and he's my BEST FRIEND. ColePens has no idea what he is in for when he decided he wanted to go unsanctioned. The battlefield is prepped, are you?

And I vaguely remember that I will be in a ladder match, where I will show everyone why I was picked for HFWF, and while the PWC is living off of glories past. Your pretty boy Scandale's face is going to eat a LADDER, and your machine is going to be turned off, for good!

My face is insured. Mess with it and you're going to get sued for everything you have (and don't have)... unless, you know...

 

[UnrealMachine]

Make no mistake @KIRK, while monkey crap might be annoying, and fire works might be dangerous, I am still going to watch @Disclose kick the crap out of ColePens at Payback! He gave me a room, and he's my BEST FRIEND. ColePens has no idea what he is in for when he decided he wanted to go unsanctioned. The battlefield is prepped, are you?

And I vaguely remember that I will be in a ladder match, where I will show everyone why I was picked for HFWF, and while the PWC is living off of glories past. Your pretty boy Scandale's face is going to eat a LADDER, and your machine is going to be turned off, for good!

I suggest taking a good, hard look in the mirror before coming to any decisions, @PeterSidorkiewicz. I'd suggest one of the wide-angle variety (@Scandale du Jour can let you borrow one of his) to fully capture the monkey crap, poverty and @Disclose you are holding on to. Look, I was just like you once. I grew up poor, dirty, and, err, with monkeys(?). But now look at me? DON'T f***ING LOOK AT ME!?!

 

[Disclose]

luchalibreonline @luchaonline
ATANGANA! Our Disclose is in the Cantina again looking like hell after HFWFTV.
He punched a guy wearing Foles jersey yelling "f***ing Eagles fans. always being selfish" but there were no charges as he intermediately stopped and hugged the victim saying "i love you Peter, you're the best tenant in this house" .
Disclose left the bar yelling to someone on his phone in spanish.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

@Chytil come feud with me plz

He’s gonna send nothing but a burning rocking chair.

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

Fact of the matter is that my BEST FRIEND @Disclose is going to send ColePens into his retirement home early, where he will get spoon fed by male nurses wearing sketchers for the rest of his days, and I will be bringing the All Class Title to our room and it will hang right next to Brudda's Live, Laugh, Love sign on our wall for all to see.

 

[UnrealMachine]

Fact of the matter is that my BEST FRIEND @Disclose is going to send ColePens into his retirement home early, where he will get spoon fed by male nurses wearing sketchers for the rest of his days, and I will be bringing the All Class Title to our room and it will hang right next to Brudda's Live, Laugh, Love sign on our wall for all to see.

Your (delusional) image of your friendship/life:

vs the real image:

 

[KIRK]

Fact of the matter is that my BEST FRIEND @Disclose is going to send ColePens into his retirement home early, where he will get spoon fed by male nurses wearing sketchers for the rest of his days, and I will be bringing the All Class Title to our room and it will hang right next to Brudda's Live, Laugh, Love sign on our wall for all to see.

You clearly have been snorting too much of that monkey crap.

Oh well, it's your funeral.

I suggest taking a good, hard look in the mirror before coming to any decisions, @PeterSidorkiewicz. I'd suggest one of the wide-angle variety (@Scandale du Jour can let you borrow one of his) to fully capture the monkey crap, poverty and @Disclose you are holding on to. Look, I was just like you once. I grew up poor, dirty, and, err, with monkeys(?). But now look at me? DON'T ****ING LOOK AT ME!?!

We gave @PeterSidorkiewicz a CHOICE.

He could finally LIVE

OR. . . . HE . . . COULD . . . DIE.

He chose the latter.

So be it. Your turn.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

I’m working tomorrow night so I may have an episode up tonight.

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

Phobia Catalyst @Phobia Catalyst

Having a healthy respect and knowledge of Fear is neccessay for survival, allowing Fear to control you, will only lead to destruction.
Falco was the former, Omni the latter.

 

[Cor]

I’m working tomorrow night so I may have an episode up tonight.

*"Holy Shit" Chants Ensue*

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

I’m working tomorrow night so I may have an episode up tonight.

Look at this guy's workrate. Top notch.

 

[Cor]

Cor @CorHFWF

I would challenge @Chytil to a match, I really would, but I don't think he'd show up to that either :/