Put up a little wooden picket fence. nope. Hung smelly soap every foot or so on picket fence, nope. Put urine around the fence, hahaha... nope, just made dog remark his territory, nope nope. Scare crow type stuff / noise distractions, nope. put diapers in their hole, gross, and nope. Poured urine in their hole, nope. Jammed rocks onto the hole, nope. Put dog outside to scare them away, nope. Would physically shoo them away, nope... come back anyway. Had them in my sights of my bow and an arrow with each of their names on it.... but he was so cute and I missed once and I have no idea how it must have grazed his head honestly.... but thought no more... we will give back to nature and have harmony. But they ravaged the garden last year, easily 50% or more, this year.... pretty good harvest, large. Each year is a battle with whatever nature throws at us... those catepillar worms that love cabbage two years ago, ground hogs last year, too much rain this year... it is always something =P
But yeah hahaha... you went evil a lot sooner than I did, and I didn't even get all that evil haha...