GDT: HFBoards GDT 04/01/25: 10 Games sponsored by Uber Eats

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You really sure????

I may want a DNA test for proof,,,,,, (and no..... not 100 proof)
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PLAYOFF PICTURE!

5 Teams with the opportunity to clinch playoff spots tonight.
1 team on the chopping block.


:canes:leafs
Both teams can CLINCH a playoff spot if EITHER of the following happen.

The Panthers beat the Canadiens
OR
The Predators beat the Blue Jackets.

:panthers
Can CLINCH a playoff spot if BOTH of the following happen.

The Panthers beat the Canadiens in Regulation
AND
The Predators beat the Blue Jackets in Regulation

:bolts
Can CLINCH a playoff spot if ALL of the following happen.

The Lightning beat the Islanders
AND
The Panthers beat the Canadiens in Regulation
AND
The Predators beat the Blue Jackets in Regulation

:vegas
Can CLINCH a playoff spot if ANY of the following happen.

The Golden Knights beat the Oilers

OR

The Need-A-Names beat the Flames in regulation

OR

The Oilers beat the Golden Knights in OT or a SO
AND
The Flames beat the Need-A-Names in OT or a SO

OR

The Oilers beat the Golden Knights in OT or a SO
AND
The Red Wings beat the Blues in regulation

:ducks
Can be ELIMINATED if BOTH of the following happen.

The Ducks lose to the Sharks in Regulation
AND
The Blues beat the Red Wings​
 
Sing a song of six draft picks,
A pocket full of lye,
Three and thirty Manitoba residents,
Drinking whiskey and rye.

When the bottle was opened,
The Jets began to sing,
Wasn't that so dandy,
Since tonight they play the Kings!

The Kings were in their gym,
Lifting up some weights,
Dustin Penner was eating pancakes,
But nearly dropped the plates.

Brad Marchand was at the mall,
Shopping for new clothes,
When out of absolutely nowhere,
A fan made fun of his nose.

There was such a commotion,
That he tried to start a fight,
Then the police came to arrest him,
Putting him in jail for the night.

The Bruins went down to Washington,
And tanking was their role,
Out slid Alex Ovechkin,
Who shot the puck at goal.

The goalie tried to save it,
And up went his blocker,
Leah Hextall tried to comment,
But all we did was mock her.

And thus the game night ended,
And some teams certainly won,
I shall now end on a non sequitur,
See if I don't.
 
To all my fellow accountants out there who are on the Canadian fiscal year:


Happy New Fiscal Year!


To the tune of "Auld Lang Syne":


Should old financials be forgot

With accounts all reconciled!

Should old financials be forgot,

And paperwork all filed.


For it’s a new fiscal year

The P & L is nil.

It’s time for the accountant

To take his special pill.



m.
 
PLAYOFF PICTURE!

5 Teams with the opportunity to clinch playoff spots tonight.
1 team on the chopping block.


:canes:leafs
Both teams can CLINCH a playoff spot if EITHER of the following happen.

The Panthers beat the Canadiens
OR
The Predators beat the Blue Jackets.

:panthers
Can CLINCH a playoff spot if BOTH of the following happen.

The Panthers beat the Canadiens in Regulation
AND
The Predators beat the Blue Jackets in Regulation

:bolts
Can CLINCH a playoff spot if ALL of the following happen.

The Lightning beat the Islanders
AND
The Panthers beat the Canadiens in Regulation
AND
The Predators beat the Blue Jackets in Regulation

:vegas
Can CLINCH a playoff spot if ANY of the following happen.

The Golden Knights beat the Oilers

OR

The Need-A-Names beat the Flames in regulation

OR

The Oilers beat the Golden Knights in OT or a SO
AND
The Flames beat the Need-A-Names in OT or a SO

OR

The Oilers beat the Golden Knights in OT or a SO
AND
The Red Wings beat the Blues in regulation

:ducks
Can be ELIMINATED if BOTH of the following happen.

The Ducks lose to the Sharks in Regulation
AND
The Blues beat the Red Wings​
So no one can clinch today?
See above
 
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