Have you ever pooped on a plane?

[ChickenBurrito]

I have to poop really bad but mentally can't get myself to do it on the plane.

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[WeWantTacos]

I've pooped in a plane, specifically in the bathroom. I've never pooped on a plane, it's probably a little windy out there.

 

[cupcrazyman]

Private or Public Plane ?

 

[VoluntaryDom]

nope

 

[jw2]

Last time I tried to hold it, they evacuated a plane

 

[Ben Matlock]

At least there's a lot of cover-up noise.

 

[Brad Chadwick]

If you are a healthy person, pooping is nbd wherever u are, just a couple minute routine function of your body.

Now if u are a Chippah and eat steak all the time and spend ur 9-5 chatting on the internet about eating, pooping could be an issue and a plane poop might be a non-starter.

 

[Legionnaire]

No. But I have used the lavatory while in flight to poop. Never pooped on a plane though.

 

[chicagoskycam]

Yes and it's safer than peeing - turbulence

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Nope

 

[Masao]

I once pooped out the window of a plane as it was landing

They had to clear the poop from the landing strip before any other plane could land

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I once pooped out the window of a plane as it was landing

They had to clear the poop from the landing strip before any other plane could land

Yeah right...

 

[Masao]

Yeah right...

I'm serious. Those planes had to fly in circles around the airport for five hours while they brought in dozens of trucks to clean the poop.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm serious. Those planes had to fly in circles around the airport for five hours while they brought in dozens of trucks to clean the poop.

Sure

 

[Knave]

I'd be worried about falling off the plane and eating pavement given its cylindrical structure.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'd be worried about falling off the plane and eating pavement given its cylindrical structure.

So true.

 

[Jacques The Mayor]

Yes and it's safer than peeing - turbulence

I pee sitting down. Ask me why.

 

[LarryFisherman]

i pooped on my flight from DEN > DTW just this very morning.

Gotta be fresh for CEO meetings.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

i pooped on my flight from DEN > DTW just this very morning.

Gotta be fresh for CEO meetings.

Why?? Do they cavity search you or something?

 

[Slats432]

With 300 000 miles in the air, I have only once, and that was intercontinental and no choice. 12 hour flight means no amount of clinch is going to cut it.