GDT: [GM79] Canucks vs Coyotes | Wed. Apr 10th, 7:30pm | SNP | Salt Lake City Soakers

[Baby Pettersson]

I'm thinking Demko starts on Saturday in Edmonton.

 

[Vector]

 

[Jyrki]

Going to be taking my girlfriend to this game because Clayton Keller is her “favourite hockey crush”. wtf? See, I’m not sure if she actually has a crush on him or not, or whether she would dump me for
him if she ever had the chance to, but nothing would excite me more than to see Keller lifeless on the ice after a massive open ice hit.

Aw man I really hope Keller gets absolutely flatlined out there.

As a hetero dude I always have one NHL player in my mind who I'd totally be obsessed over if I were reborn as a lady. I hope Marchment doesn't have his beautiful eyes sullied when he next comes into town!

 

[StreetHawk]

I'm thinking Demko starts on Saturday in Edmonton.

He should get 3-4 practices under his belt before he starts a game. I'd probably go Silovs vs AZ.

 

[wonton15]

Start Silovs again cowards

 

[Flik]

Oh god, not these assholes again.

 

[AzNightmare]

Yotes are having a blast beating high ranked teams lately.

This is a game where EP needs to be on the score sheet.

Won't be an easy game but is a must win if we want to win the div.

Looking at the schedule before last night's game. It looked like Canucks would realistically only finish the season with 2 more wins (against the 2 non-playoff teams).

After waking up and taking out Vegas, I hope they don't go back to sleep and lose to Arizona, or we're back to square 1 again.

 

[Mr. Canucklehead]

No Demko for sure, and Tocchet said Lindholm is a possibility.

My gut says they go with the same lineup that beat Vegas. Coin flip for Silovs or DeSmith in net. I'd be inclined to give the guy who's 3-0 a shot.

 

[SopelFanThe3rd]

if anyone is confused, google "soaker mormon"

I feel like that would be NSFW

Imagine if Boeser, Pettersson, Miller and Hughes were all actually week to week.

 

[geebster]

I feel like that would be NSFW

Depends where you work ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[mriswith]

10/10 thread title, literally laughed out loud when I saw it.

 

[SopelFanThe3rd]

Depends where you work ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I work for your mother.

 

[valkynax]

 

[LordBacon]

Ohh a game on my birthday.
Pls gib Petey hatty.

 

[SelltheTeamFrancesco]

if anyone is confused, google "soaker mormon"

No don't.

 

[LemonSauceD]

if anyone is confused, google "soaker mormon"

I just searched it up not knowing what it meant.

Lmfao reminds me of when I was a kid and I’d put my crotch on those pool jets in swimming pools and just stay in this floating state of bobbing my head just above water and staying in that position until I got tired. Just bobbing up and down facing toward the deck all day.

I’m pretty sure every single adult knew what I was doing. Every time I hopped in thats whered you’d find me. Facing the deck with my crotch on the Jet nozzle.

 

[DFAC]

I remember this episode! Makes me feel old !

 

[Wry n Ginger]

Going to be taking my girlfriend to this game because Clayton Keller is her “favourite hockey crush”. wtf? See, I’m not sure if she actually has a crush on him or not, or whether she would dump me for
him if she ever had the chance to, but nothing would excite me more than to see Keller lifeless on the ice after a massive open ice hit.

Aw man I really hope Keller gets absolutely flatlined out there.

Bring a sign "Hey Keller, my girlfriend thinks you're ugly"... What have you got to lose? oh yeah...your gf...right...nvm.

 

[Wry n Ginger]

With Brock and JTM reaching their milestones last night, not much to cheer for as far as individual stats go. Guess I'd still like to see:

EP reach 90 points (currently at 87)
Hronek reach 50 points (currently at 48)
Garland reach 20 goals (currently at 18 -- which is kinda impressive considering how he couldn't buy a goal early in the season).

For the team:
Get the 2 points to help ensure we take the division.
Score at least one PP goal.
Be successful on at least 75% of penalty kills (low bar, but might be overly optimistic with the absolute garbage that has been our PK of late).

NO! to Hronek getting 50 points. Dude already thinks he is worth more than he really is.

Hughes getting 20 goals would be really cool.

Podz getting his first of the season would be nice.

Silovs going 5 - 0 would be make for an interesting off-season back up discussion.

 

[Lat]

If Lindholm is in tomorrow, where do you think he'll be slotted in? I presume between Podkolzin and Mikheyev?

 

[Nucker101]

I’d sit out Lindholm until Saturday too. If it’s a soft tissue injury then there’s no downside to being extra cautious.

 

[geebster]

Ohh a game on my birthday.
Pls gib Petey hatty.

You better not @Vector 's bday us, LordBacon. That curse lasted multiple games. You better not put your own birth ahead of the team like he did

 

[valkynax]

I remember this episode! Makes me feel old !

In this season the quality was already showing signs of decline, but the season overall was still OK.

The newer seasons seem to rely WAY too much on trendy parodies and dumb toilet humor, coupled of most characters acting more and more emphatic of their normal behaviors.

My favorite episode has to be Mother Simpson, when Homer's mom Mona first returned. 2nd favorite is probably You Only Move Twice, because I LOVE Hank Scorpio.

"By the way Homer, what's your LEAST favorite country? Italy, or France?"


"France."


"Haha...nobody ever says Italy."

 

[Vector]

You better not @Vector 's bday us, LordBacon. That curse lasted multiple games. You better not put your own birth ahead of the team like he did

Hey! They beat the Coyotes right afterwards!

 

[GranvilleIsland]

Ohh a game on my birthday.
Pls gib Petey hatty.

Happy early birthday!