Post-Game Talk: GM 57 | Utah def. Canucks | 2-1 (DeBrusk) | How do you spell offense?

[Vancouver_2010]

This team is allergic to shooting

That is why i have just diagnosed the team with shootphobia

 

[thecupismine]

Bad & boring, the worst combination. I can deal with good & boring, but bad & boring is just miserable.

 

[Knight53]

Lmao and that was with the refs in the Canucks back pocket.

Perfect chance to get a top 10 pick this year and they blew it just to pick 16 or 17th

 

[Just A Bit Outside]

At least Silovs had a strong game. Silovs haters on life support.

It’s ok.
EP, Myers and Tocchet haters were given a shot of adrenaline and discharged from the hospital.

 

[the big nobody]

Nucks wanted to make sure no one scores by shooting pucks into nuts.

Ever been hit in the nuts with a puck? Even with a cup, I'm thankful I can still have children.

 

[BWJM]

Guess I’ll go start picking potatoes to blow off some steam

 

[eviohh26]

This team stinks man.

 

[LordBacon]

The team has been diagnosed with a severe case of SUCK.

 

[valkynax]

Guess I’ll go start picking potatoes to blow off some steam

I blame you for this, you reverse reversed jinxed us.

 

[rockymtnoyster]

 

[Just A Bit Outside]

Ever been hit in the nuts with a puck? Even with a cup, I'm thankful I can still have children.

Well not on purpose.

 

[December5th]

this team is cringey now i miss the trade bump

 

[God]

Good: Silovs, Hoglander, Chytil, Joshua

Well, that's about it. Boring game. Good defensively, zero offense. What else is new?

 

[Just A Bit Outside]

The team has been diagnosed with a severe case of SUCK.

Maybe they can start an OnlyFans account.

 

[DFAC]

Bad team that's not even fun to watch... the worst possible combo.

SELL SELL SELL

 

[logan5]

Not as simple as that. All situations high danger chances ended up being 9-9.

 

[BWJM]

If you guys hear some angry man in PEI call into the post game show it’s me

 

[SillyRabbit]

JT Miller is still 2nd on the Canucks in scoring.

Even though he took a month off.

And he was traded three weeks ago.

We have no offense whatsoever from our forwards.

 

[LordBacon]

Maybe they can start an OnlyFans account.

Tocchet feet pics when.

 

[VanJack]

I could easily see this team losing all five games on this trip. Almost a guarantied loss night in L.A. on Wednesday.

I mean, 15 shots on goal against a team like Utah? Sorry, that doesn't cut it. Cue up the TDL. Time to move some bodies out. Hopefully they can find a guy to bite on Forbort as a depth option. Soucy and Boeser should get them something.

I'd like to see them elevate Raty, Lekkerimaki and maybe Sasson or Karlsson. Time to give these guys some NHL games. They might take a step back with them, but long-term the experience will benefit them.

 

[Just A Bit Outside]

If you guys hear some angry man in PEI call into the post game show it’s me

Is to complain about the Islanders starting a Dutch rudder train?

 

[krutovsdonut]

boeser and garland were awol and joshua also. it was the pettersson and the new guys show. pettersson showed signs of things.

but, concerning.

 

[Just A Bit Outside]

Can we shut the whole team down for the rest of the year?

 

[logan5]

Pettersson was our best player tonight, so that's a good sign.

 

[Another Empty Netter]

Tocchet feet pics when.

Just toc making pasta