OT: General OT MEGATHREAD (No Politics) Pt. 3 - Read OP before posting

[Neil Racki]

I probably text my wife asking for a "tit pic" 10 x a week .. she never ever sends

I sent her one of my own just now

and it feels f***ing great

release the male nip I say

 

[PlushMinus]

I probably text my wife asking for a "tit pic" 10 x a week .. she never ever sends

I sent her one of my own just now

and it feels f***ing great

release the male nip I say

I think it's safe to say you are the most entertaining person on the Caps board.

You should change your username to NoFilterMan

 

[Random schmoe]

Neil, you crack me up.

Now, about that Montreal strip club ...

 

[CapitalsCupReality]

No joke: The Onion wins bankruptcy auction for Alex Jones' Infowars — NBC News

The satirical news company plans to shutter Jones’ Infowars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators, according to a person with knowledge of the sale.

apple.news

This could turn out funny….

 

[shtorm2005]

Sorry for offtopic

 

[g00n]

https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/bay-area-primus-new-drummer-19929369.php

Hey heyyy... if you ever wanted to drum for Primus here's your chance

 

[kicksavedave]

https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/bay-area-primus-new-drummer-19929369.php

Hey heyyy... if you ever wanted to drum for Primus here's your chance

I always wanted to drum for Primus.


I just don't know how to play drums.

 

[Ridley Simon]

I always wanted to drum for Primus.


I just don't know how to play drums.

Bay Area, CA?

Hold my beer

 

[Neil Racki]

I’m currently sitting in a hair salon waiting as my 12 yr old gets her hair done

I have a pecan pie, a baguette and this edible is coming on way to strong

Good thing I have 2 hours to figure things out but I might need to call the wife and have her switch

Tell her I have explosive diarrhea

 

[notDkristich]

I’m currently sitting in a hair salon waiting as my 12 yr old gets her hair done

I have a pecan pie, a baguette and this edible is coming on way to strong

Good thing I have 2 hours to figure things out but I might need to call the wife and have her switch

Tell her I have explosive diarrhea

living your best life!

 

[AlexModvechkin8]

I’m currently sitting in a hair salon waiting as my 12 yr old gets her hair done

I have a pecan pie, a baguette and this edible is coming on way to strong

Good thing I have 2 hours to figure things out but I might need to call the wife and have her switch

Tell her I have explosive diarrhea

We should hang out in real life, we have very similar interests and habits

 

[Neil Racki]

My daughter found my 8th grade English notebook .... there were some gems in there. I knew I lived hockey back then but holly hell I was obsessed with hockey.

edit -- i think the pic is too smalll and blurry

 

[marcel snapshot]

When I first looked at it, I thought this superb - albeit a trifle crude - illustration was you white-knuckling through your excess of edible while at the daughter's hair salon, and I was about to commend you for finding your way back to our planet. Now that I know this was in fact how you white-knuckled through 8th grade English, I'm even more impressed. Hats off, sir.

 

[twabby]

Some good avatar material in your notebook:

 

[g00n]

Some good avatar material in your notebook:

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[Neil Racki]

Im glad you guys liked it. We were at my parents for thanksgiving and she pulled the note book out of a box. trip down memory lane.

Heres my Guy Lafleur writing.

IM 100% positive these were written in the hallway 30 seconds before english class started.

 

[PlushMinus]

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Im glad you guys liked it. We were at my parents for thanksgiving and she pulled the note book out of a box. trip down memory lane.

Heres my Guy Lafleur writing.

IM 100% positive these were written in the hallway 30 seconds before english class started.

You've come a long way dude! Now your journal entries are stuff like:

"Wife caught me peeing in the shower"

"Took an edible at barber shop and started to freak out when I realized I had to return some videotapes. Took a xanax to calm down but had to speak with dry cleaner about why he couldn't get the bloodstains - I mean cranberry sauce - out of my sheets"

"Shared a jar of pickles with a homeless guy"

 

[Ridley Simon]

You've come a long way dude! Now your journal entries are stuff like:

"Wife caught me peeing in the shower"

"Took an edible at barber shop and started to freak out when I realized I had to return some videotapes. Took a xanax to calm down but had to speak with dry cleaner about why he couldn't get the bloodstains - I mean cranberry sauce - out of my sheets"

"Shared a jar of pickles with a homeless guy"

Kudos @Neil Racki for actually sharing life stories. Takes some balls (errr, gumption….yeah, that’s what I meant to say)

 

[Neil Racki]

Well ... unfortunately its probably my alcoholism/dependence issues

We steer every conversation to be about us .. every sentence starts with "I ...."

validation seekers always looking for a pat on the back or a laugh

 

[PlushMinus]

Well ... unfortunately its probably my alcoholism/dependence issues

We steer every conversation to be about us .. every sentence starts with "I ...."

validation seekers always looking for a pat on the back or a laugh

Oh - I just thought you were an extrovert who enjoyed sharing amusing stories with us behind a veil of anonymity!

 

[John Price]

 

[Neil Racki]

Oh - I just thought you were an extrovert who enjoyed sharing amusing stories with us behind a veil of anonymity!

Oh it is that 100% ... i love talking and attention

One last diary entry then im gonna chill ..

I was 22 years old, living in San Diego and opened a Bank Of America card. I needed to pick me PIN number so I picked 4 420 bc I was that guy.

Fast forward to yesterday, Im 46 years old picking up my 12 year from middle school. We opened a new debit card for her and she super excited bc it finally came in the mail so I brought the brand new card with me and we were going to go get food after and she was going to pay for it.

After some "howd school go .. did ya beat anyone up ... yada yada yada"


Me: "Hey we need to stop by an ATM to activate your card."

Her: "I already activated it over the phone with mom."

Me: "Oh well dont you need to pick a PIN number and stuff?"

Her: " I already did. 4 4 2 0, just like you dad.

Me: "Ohhhh .... "

Her: "That way Ill never forget!"

 

[John Price]

 

[bacchist]

Hoping one of you guys remember this play and who was involved. Hopefully there is video on it.

Some years ago right before a faceoff, a cap reached over and gave an opponent's helmet a little tug, pulling it down over his face.

Does anyone remember this?

 

[hb13xchamps]

Became a HFCaps dad x2 this morning. Two boys under two. My house should be fun the next few years. Pray for my wife lol