OT: General OT MEGATHREAD (No Politics) Pt. 3 - Read OP before posting

[Neil Racki]

I probably text my wife asking for a "tit pic" 10 x a week .. she never ever sends

I sent her one of my own just now

and it feels f***ing great

release the male nip I say

 

[PlushMinus]

I probably text my wife asking for a "tit pic" 10 x a week .. she never ever sends

I sent her one of my own just now

and it feels f***ing great

release the male nip I say

I think it's safe to say you are the most entertaining person on the Caps board.

You should change your username to NoFilterMan

 

[Random schmoe]

Neil, you crack me up.

Now, about that Montreal strip club ...

 

[CapitalsCupReality]

No joke: The Onion wins bankruptcy auction for Alex Jones' Infowars — NBC News

The satirical news company plans to shutter Jones’ Infowars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators, according to a person with knowledge of the sale.

apple.news

This could turn out funny….

 

[shtorm2005]

Sorry for offtopic

 

[g00n]

https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/bay-area-primus-new-drummer-19929369.php

Hey heyyy... if you ever wanted to drum for Primus here's your chance

 

[kicksavedave]

https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/bay-area-primus-new-drummer-19929369.php

Hey heyyy... if you ever wanted to drum for Primus here's your chance

I always wanted to drum for Primus.


I just don't know how to play drums.

 

[Ridley Simon]

I always wanted to drum for Primus.


I just don't know how to play drums.

Bay Area, CA?

Hold my beer

 

[Neil Racki]

I’m currently sitting in a hair salon waiting as my 12 yr old gets her hair done

I have a pecan pie, a baguette and this edible is coming on way to strong

Good thing I have 2 hours to figure things out but I might need to call the wife and have her switch

Tell her I have explosive diarrhea

 

[notDkristich]

I’m currently sitting in a hair salon waiting as my 12 yr old gets her hair done

I have a pecan pie, a baguette and this edible is coming on way to strong

Good thing I have 2 hours to figure things out but I might need to call the wife and have her switch

Tell her I have explosive diarrhea

living your best life!

 

[AlexModvechkin8]

I’m currently sitting in a hair salon waiting as my 12 yr old gets her hair done

I have a pecan pie, a baguette and this edible is coming on way to strong

Good thing I have 2 hours to figure things out but I might need to call the wife and have her switch

Tell her I have explosive diarrhea

We should hang out in real life, we have very similar interests and habits

 

[Neil Racki]

My daughter found my 8th grade English notebook .... there were some gems in there. I knew I lived hockey back then but holly hell I was obsessed with hockey.

edit -- i think the pic is too smalll and blurry

 

[marcel snapshot]

When I first looked at it, I thought this superb - albeit a trifle crude - illustration was you white-knuckling through your excess of edible while at the daughter's hair salon, and I was about to commend you for finding your way back to our planet. Now that I know this was in fact how you white-knuckled through 8th grade English, I'm even more impressed. Hats off, sir.

 

[twabby]

Some good avatar material in your notebook:

 

[g00n]

Some good avatar material in your notebook:

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[Neil Racki]

Im glad you guys liked it. We were at my parents for thanksgiving and she pulled the note book out of a box. trip down memory lane.

Heres my Guy Lafleur writing.

IM 100% positive these were written in the hallway 30 seconds before english class started.

 

[PlushMinus]

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Im glad you guys liked it. We were at my parents for thanksgiving and she pulled the note book out of a box. trip down memory lane.

Heres my Guy Lafleur writing.

IM 100% positive these were written in the hallway 30 seconds before english class started.

You've come a long way dude! Now your journal entries are stuff like:

"Wife caught me peeing in the shower"

"Took an edible at barber shop and started to freak out when I realized I had to return some videotapes. Took a xanax to calm down but had to speak with dry cleaner about why he couldn't get the bloodstains - I mean cranberry sauce - out of my sheets"

"Shared a jar of pickles with a homeless guy"

 

[Ridley Simon]

You've come a long way dude! Now your journal entries are stuff like:

"Wife caught me peeing in the shower"

"Took an edible at barber shop and started to freak out when I realized I had to return some videotapes. Took a xanax to calm down but had to speak with dry cleaner about why he couldn't get the bloodstains - I mean cranberry sauce - out of my sheets"

"Shared a jar of pickles with a homeless guy"

Kudos @Neil Racki for actually sharing life stories. Takes some balls (errr, gumption….yeah, that’s what I meant to say)

 

[Neil Racki]

Well ... unfortunately its probably my alcoholism/dependence issues

We steer every conversation to be about us .. every sentence starts with "I ...."

validation seekers always looking for a pat on the back or a laugh