GDT: Game 80 - Winnipeg Jets @ Colorado Avalanche - Saturday, April 13th, 2024 - 3:00pm CDT - TSN3 - CJOB/Power 97

[macmaroon]

Go Jets Go!

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[FiveHoled]

F-N Great! Thanks Mac!

Jets win this one and we are contenders again!

 

[UFO]

Hahah, brilliantly done @macmaroon ! Let's go true norff.

 

[The Blue Baron]

Game of the YEAR in this Regular season!

Let’s go smash these turkeys or um wooly Sasquatch or whatever they think they are physically. Lol

Thanks for the wicked GDT @macmaroon




GO JETS GO

 

[kanadalainen]

Thanks @macmaroon, as always.

Facts:
Southpark is iconic good fun.
We no longer have a "Dogs" team in the NHL, as of later this spring.
The Higgs boson has zero spin, no electric charge, it couples to mass, and
is super unstable. It is one of the heaviest (mass) particles.
Dark matter is implied by gravitational effects which cannot be explained by general relativity unless more matter is present than can be seen.
Humphrey Bogart smoked 40 cigarettes per day.
Neuronal transmission occurs at ~ 400 kph.
The Jets may win their game with the Avs.

Factoids:
The great wall of China is visible from space.
My cat can do calculus, and has delivered lectures on the subject, despite the relatively low volume and mass of her brain.
Searing seals moisture into meat.
Turkey contains more tryptophan than any other food, and makes you drowsy
when it is eaten.
MacKinnon has supernatural skating ability that will utterly destroy the Jets, every time.
Pancho Villa loved apple pie.
Your mouth produces about 1 litre of spit each day, but up to 3 litres when
thinking about a Jet dog with fries and a chocolate milkshake.
The movie "Bladerunner" is an accurate description of world culture post 2075.
Donuts are an excellent source of fibre.
The Avs are deep.

Go Jets!


Post scriptum

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That Avs flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. For that team to be pummelled, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to place third — aye, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of non-home ice is what dreams may come.

 

[Jets 31]

Brilliant stuff @macmaroon . Hey Colorado where do you think you are going with our 2nd place ya bastards .

 

[Jets 31]

Music for today is to help Kickstart our 2nd season.

 

[SLAYER]

Playoff preview today, my body is ready.

 

[Stumbledore]

Playoff preview today, my body is ready.

Playoff preview indeed but the question is are the Jets ready. You never know with this team which version will come out of dressing room. And will they do solid defense like shut down the Stars or will they watch McKinnon do a number on them.
I'm putting my money on the team to pull ahead of the Avs today.

 

[tbcwpg]

I'm not sure I buy the playoff preview shtick as usually teams don't play a playoff series as the final game of a long 5 game road trip but I hope for some effort and no injuries.

 

[Jets 31]

Any update on Neo ? Would like him back in the lineup but i have no idea who you take out.

 

[kanadalainen]

Helly with deft glove, to whom in vassalage
Croissant hath his duty backed and strongly knit,
To thee I send this written embassage,
To witness goalie’d beauty, and to smother an Av-id twit.
Duty so great, mine first line so rich in time
Vilardi’s creases make Nuke scared, and MacK want to blow it,
But like mine bottle of excellent Napa borne wine
Let Fly’s soul's thought, and rubber top corner’d bestow it;
Till the Gus-shot puck that guides my grooving
And points rack’d up by we graciously with saturnine aspect
And decorates tinsel on my love of this tight knit grouping,
To show me worthy of HF boards Jets sweet respect:
With fourth lined beskated gents, as bright as heaven's beauties,
With pure aspects in shots, did HF Jets fantastic duties.






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Any update on Neo ? Would like him back in the lineup but i have no idea who you take out.

Take Pionk out and let Nino play D.

Ok, I'll see myself out.

 

[10Ducky10]

Any update on Neo ? Would like him back in the lineup but i have no idea who you take out.

Bones said he hopes he plays against Seattle. He needs time for his stitches to heal.

 

[Stumbledore]

Take Pionk out and let Nino play D.

Ok, I'll see myself out.

I'm really having trouble understanding this hatred for Pionk. Several times I've watched games and see him no worse than other D but read afterwards -- on here - how bad he was. Sometimes I've even gone to replaying that 7 mins highlights pkge on sportsnet and checked out which D men screw up when we're scored on and dont see Pionk as worse than other guys. I just don't get it.

 

[kanadalainen]

Coelacanth limericks Inc. presents:

An elderly man called Lauer,
Mislaid his offensive power
His plans had been laid bare,
To embark on a tear,
But that shyte quite failed to wow ‘er.


Pionk-man, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny,
"A skater can skate
Through the neutral with weight;
But from the D zone can't clear it now, can he?"


There once was a skater named Gus,
Whose intangibles drove the Jet’s bus.
He'd hack and he’d chop it,
All hoped that he’d pop it,
And the thing is he’s set Crow before us.


Old Bones is really quite hip,
Looks cool when he starts swingin’ his stick.
This dude ain’t no fool,
From a shallow gene pool,
Reminds me of a certain prehistoric fish.

 

[SUX2BU]

Thanks mac

The real test today

 

[WolfHouse]

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Go Jets Go!

Should've photoshopped Ken Wiebe's face on Kenny haha

 

[ICdave]

Two hours of Jets talk this AM on IC right now here.

 

[Hobble]

Prediction: COL 2 WPG Tree Fiddy

 

[Ludwig Fell Down]

Mac, every time I think you can't outdo yourself, you do it once again. Brilliant work. I love the concept of South Park, although the final product is not always for me.

I wish they'd start Laurent again today, and give Helle the last two games before the playoffs. Won't happen. But Colorado has been a wagon at home this year and if they're gonna lite someone up, I'd rather it be Lar Bro.

 

[bustamente]

Well I'm not to bothered about todays game sure winning would be great but i would rather have 4 against the Avs when the playoffs start. Truthfully I want to see some of the Jets players getting games off especially after today.

 

[Jet]

Damn, gonna miss this one, on the way to Vegas. Hoping for more of the same from last game!

 

[Buffdog]

If we win today, we only need to win one more (or one more Avs loss) for home ice

 

[CaptainUgly]

Full 60 minutes. They do that I am confident in a W

 

[WaveRaven]

Damn, gonna miss this one, on the way to Vegas. Hoping for more of the same from last game!

Kick Mark Stone in the nuts if you see him, thanks