I decided on an impulse to actually open this thread and see if it truly would be as disgusting as I imagined.
I don't know what I was thinking.
If we truly lived in a just world, anyone who cheered for a loss would not be permitted to join in on any subsequent success. "No, no. We're doing the winning thing now. You've made it clear you care more about losing. You don't want this. Move along. It's our turn now."
I also find it uproariously hilarious that, judging by morose replies to goals scored, apparently the only possible outcomes for the lottery are "we move down three spots" or "FIRST OVERALL!"