"In the Star Wars mythos, we don't have devils but we do have the Sith, who fight on the side of Evil and occasionally have horns. Neither do we have angels, but we do have the Jedi, who fight on the side of Good and occasionally fly like they have wings. Those truly steeped in that lore, however, would immediately reply that those distinctions are meaningless, as there are horned members of both orders - the Zabraak, for instance - and both Sith and Jedi can us the Force to jump long distances. Indeed even the ideas of "good" and "bad" can conflate within their goals. Regardless of how the chance cube falls for tonight, we have some Horned Devils from New Jersey to reckon with, and our champions indeed have Wings, Red ones in fact. And in that spirit we say "May the Force of Victory Be With You."
- Plausible Keats