GDT: Game # 65 - New York Rangers @ Buffalo Sabres - 5pm EST, MSG

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Write a plot of a play that involves Mika Zibanejad eating an entire plate of tofu wings
Title: The Tofu Challenge

Act 1: Mika Zibanejad, a professional ice hockey player, walks into a vegan restaurant looking for a healthy meal. He orders a plate of tofu wings, thinking it would be an easy meal. The waiter warns him that the tofu wings are spicier than he thinks, but Mika is confident and accepts the challenge.

Act 2: Mika starts eating the tofu wings, and at first, he's impressed with the flavor. However, as he keeps eating, the spiciness becomes unbearable. He starts sweating and chugging glasses of water, but nothing helps. The other customers in the restaurant start noticing his struggle and gather around to watch.

Act 3: Mika is determined to finish the entire plate of tofu wings and refuses to give up. He keeps eating, tears streaming down his face, and the crowd cheers him on. However, his body can't take it anymore, and he collapses on the floor.

Act 4: The restaurant owner rushes to Mika's aid and helps him to his feet. He commends Mika for his bravery and offers him a free dessert as a consolation prize. Mika, still recovering from the heat, accepts and thanks the owner.

Act 5: As Mika is leaving the restaurant, he realizes that he's learned an important lesson. Eating tofu wings might seem easy, but sometimes it's important to recognize your limits and not push yourself too far. He makes a mental note to stick to his usual meal of salad and grilled vegetables in the future.

The End.
 
We do need a good food thread. The HFNYR Iron Chef thread was littered with pictures of mcdonalds cheesburgers. No bueno.
That's a thread I'd keep away from.....the folks around here are obsessed with everything with cheese (to which I'm highly allergic).
 
Those goat heads might be a throwback but they suck compared to the Sabres regular uniforms.
 
Someone is having a 5pts game tonight... dont know who or for what team

how about we score 1st?
 
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