GDT: Game #58 | Maple Leafs vs. Penguins |

[KIRK]

Geno probably decided we had no chance to win with ZAR out of the lineup and feigned illness...

Can you blame him?

 

[Allie Kitsune]

Someone needs to take the ambulance from Madden 92 and transplant it into NHL 94, running over all the Penguins.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Wait, Malkin hurt?

Sick. Probably.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Did Sully & Rex color coordinate their outfits?

 

[KIRK]

Jesus Letang

Any relation to Krissy?

 

[Randy Butternubs]

We should all poop our pants in solidarity for Malkin.

 

[Dominance]

Wait, why the f*** is Malkin out?

This season is a f***ing joke. Enough is f***ing enough. It’s always important players out. Can’t catch a break.

 

[SouthGeorge]

Sick. Probably.

Sick of his linemates shit

 

[KIRK]

4th line offensive zone penalty.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Can you blame him?

If Sullivan is soldiering on without ZAR and BT are playing though their trauma, then Malkin can.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Wait, Malkin hurt?

He passed away quietly in his sleep after a bowl of cyanide laced borscht when he found out ZAR was hurt long term.

 

[BillPrep]

We should all poop our pants in solidarity for Malkin.

waaay ahead of you...

 

[Zirakzigil]

So Malkin is ill? I was wondering which penguin was getting the coronavirus first.....

I’ll only be worried if they say it’s not that.

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

Sully just gave Laff a death stare

 

[Randy Butternubs]

If pooping your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

We should all poop our pants in solidarity for Malkin.

Sure, you go first.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Turbo should have passed it to the trailer there.

 

[ncm7772]

Malkin “under the weather?” Um, ok. JFC.

 

[SouthGeorge]

Ragging the puck lol Ooo yeah. This is where I'd rage on chel.

 

[KIRK]

If Sullivan is soldiering on without ZAR and BT are playing though their trauma, then Malkin can.

Yeah, but Sullivan is American, and BT is Canadian.

#RussianManSoft

 

[Coastal Kev]

Wait, why the **** is Malkin out?

This season is a ****ing joke. Enough is ****ing enough. It’s always important players out. Can’t catch a break.

Diarrhea... it happens

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Any relation to Krissy?

It is Krissy's other son.

 

[Kristopher Letang]

I can’t wait to see what Tanev can do during the playoffs

I’m calling it, future Pittsburgh hero.

 

[905PENS]

If pooping your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

That's the grossest thing I've ever hear

 

[madinsomniac]

Im sure the main boards will be speculating that The illness is a cover up and we are about to trade malkin at 50% retained to their favorite team for roster garbage and failed prospects...