GDT: Game #58 | Maple Leafs vs. Penguins |

[Scandale du Jour]

Only silver lining: McCann will play center...

 

[Honour Over Glory]

It’d be a lot of fun to see Leafs nations’ reaction to losing to the Pens without Malkin, Guentzel, Dumoulin and Marino.

Thanks for the jinx.

 

[IcedCapp]

Just say he **** his pants, you coward

Bah gawd, that’s Paul Pierce’s music

 

[BHD]

"They can score and they know how to defend. They work, right on from the captain down." - Burke

 

[KIRK]

Just say he **** his pants, you coward

Eh, if that were it, he'd just man up and put on a diaper.

 

[schommer75]

If I pooped myself on the ice while taking a limp dick shot I’d have some lower body discomfort also

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Having the poops is lower body discomfort.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Pittsburgh Penguins 2020: we’ve been mostly dead all year

Pittsburgh Penguins 2020: we’re afraid. Send help but gently and carefully.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Only silver lining: McCann will play center...

Yeah was just about to post this, kind of glad that McCann is back to C, but not at the expense of losing Geno for this game.

Curious what the lines are now.

 

[Allie Kitsune]

Oh lovely, Pierre talking about lower body discomfort.

Not pleased if the org insists on lying to us about this...

 

[IcedCapp]

Pittsburgh Penguins 2020: we’re afraid. Send help but gently and carefully.

f***, Zucker got run over by the ambulance

 

[K Fleur]

Trade incoming?

Malkin to the Kings!

...wait it’s not 2008 anymore.

 

[Icarium]

I play against a team that has Geno in fantasy hockey, sorry guys, my bad.

 

[BHD]

 

[KIRK]

Only silver lining: McCann will play center...

Maybe this was all part of Geno's plan to get McCann the **** off his wing.

Step 1: Crap his pants.

Step 2: Kahun to L2 LW, McCann to center. Both things work tonight.

Step 3: Sully gets a clue.

 

[ownal]

Thank God!!

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Only silver lining: McCann will play center...

I’d be down with ZCS, KMR, TBH, Sullivan’s nightmare

 

[Scandale du Jour]

So Coronavirus it is

 

[Icarium]

Now that Geno is out, Crosby needs to activate god mode, it's only natural.

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Maybe this was all part of Geno's plan to get McCann the **** off his wing.

Step 1: Crap his pants.

Step 2: Kahun to L2 LW, McCann to center. Both things work tonight.

Step 3: Sully gets a clue.

Geno is the hero we deserve.

 

[ownal]

Now that Geno is out, Crosby needs to activate god mode, it's only natural.

Load the top line. Zucker - Crosby - Rust

 

[Allie Kitsune]

Thank God!!

The team is saying it's sickness, Pierre is saying it's an injury.

Someone's lying.

 

[KIRK]

@ColePens did this.

He hit ZAR with the bat. ZAR spit up some virus on Geno. Now Geno is sick.

Son of a *****.

@Scandale du Jour . . . no wonder you and @UnrealMachine turned on that jerk.

 

[Andy99]

He really needs to wash his hands more often...this is his second illness this season...someone send him an Instagram

 

[K Fleur]

Some of you have never had to wait 20 minutes for the sports ticker to cycle back to the news you missed and it shows.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

****, Zucker got run over by the ambulance

Both goalies rushed to his aid and got hurt slipping in the blood.



I’ve been waiting for Zucker to get hurt. It would be so on brand.