GDT: Game 57: New York Rangers @ New Jersey Devils - 7pm ET, MSGSN, MSG2

[Megustaelhockey]

Do I get some votes for funniest poster? I’m tired of just being Mr. Nice guy. Lol.

We should start calling you the hilarious Leonardo87. It'll stick!

 

[Machinehead]

 

[Leonardo87]

What the hell is that sound? A Horn or Bastian crying again?

 

[Breaded Fox]

What is that sad horn? Is that surrender?

 

[ncdoc]

god this PP is a one trick pony

I'll take a one trick pony in the top ten! Not disparaging what you said.

 

[duhmetreE]

another two shit Zibs touches

 

[Chalfdiggity3]

I hate zibs

 

[17futurecap]

Bad 4 minutes of PP time.

 

[Boris Zubov]

Do I get some votes for funniest poster? I’m tired of just being Mr. Nice guy. Lol.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

PP really sucks man

 

[RangersFan1994]

Nice passing and more passing on the PP

 

[Kords]

hate him

 

[Megustaelhockey]

What the hell is that sound? A Horn or Bastian crying again?

My grandmother calls it a venezuela.

 

[RangerLifer]

I wish they would shoot the puck at that idiot blowing that awful horn in the crowd.

 

[savebyrichter94]

Ricola

 

[DanielBrassard]

PP is so stupd

 

[Gardner McKay]

PP really sucks man

What's more broken? Our PP or Bastian's schnoz?

 

[Ail]

every PP its a god damn passing drill between Fox/Mika and Fox/Panarin for like 1:30 and then one lame shot out of desperation.

 

[Kords]

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You should of saved this one, it's too good for this game

 

[duhmetreE]

Laffy needs to be on PP1

 

[BlueShirtGal]

That horn sounds like a bad mating call.

 

[GG96]

Nice D by Goodrow

 

[Filip Chytil]

I'd like a chatgpt of Rempe's hit

In the heart of Newark, New Jersey, the Prudential Center was alive with the energy of hockey night. The New York Rangers clashed with their arch-rivals, the New Jersey Devils, in a battle that ignited the passions of fans on both sides. Among the players on the ice was Matt Rempe, a formidable force for the Rangers, known for his bone-crushing hits and unyielding determination.

As the game unfolded, tension crackled in the air, fueling the intensity on the ice. In the midst of the action, Nathan Bastian, a forward for the Devils, raced towards the Rangers' zone with the puck at his stick, his eyes locked on the goal.

But in a split second, everything changed.

With lightning speed, Rempe surged forward, his sights set on Bastian. With a thunderous collision, he delivered a hit of monumental proportions, sending Bastian hurtling through the air with astonishing force.

The impact was so immense that it seemed to warp the very fabric of reality itself. As Bastian soared through space, a rift opened before him, a shimmering portal to a dimension unknown to mortal minds.

In a whirlwind of chaos and confusion, Bastian vanished into the abyss, leaving the arena stunned into silence. The crowd gasped in disbelief as they witnessed the inexplicable spectacle unfolding before their eyes.

Meanwhile, amidst the pandemonium on the ice, the Rangers seized the opportunity to press their advantage. Inspired by Rempe's monumental hit, they rallied with newfound determination.

Leading the charge was Kaapo Kakko, a rising star for the Rangers with a flair for the extraordinary. With skillful finesse, he deftly maneuvered the puck, weaving through the Devils' defense with effortless grace.

And then, in a display of sheer brilliance, Kakko unleashed a trio of 'Michigan' style goals, each more dazzling than the last. The puck danced across the ice, propelled by Kakko's masterful touch, as the Rangers surged ahead with an insurmountable lead.

Despite the shock of Bastian's disappearance, the Devils fought valiantly to turn the tide, but it was too late. The Rangers emerged victorious with a resounding 3-0 win, their triumph immortalized by Kakko's mesmerizing hat-trick.

As the final buzzer sounded, the Prudential Center erupted into a deafening roar, celebrating a night of hockey history unlike any other. And though the mystery of Bastian's vanishing act would linger in the minds of all who witnessed it, one thing was certain – the legend of Matt Rempe's hit, and Kaapo Kakko's unforgettable goals, would be etched into the annals of hockey lore for generations to come.

 

[RangerLifer]

That horn sounds like a bad mating call.

I was gonna say a cow in distress.

 

[Bob Richards]

YES